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Rudest Citizens: 270thMost Subsidized Industry: 429thLargest Information Technology Sector: 727th
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Greater Cesnica

Population10.518 billion

CapitalDepla City
LeaderAbdus Hassan Zagghaf


The Crown Republic of Greater Cesnica is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Abdus Hassan Zagghaf with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.518 billion Cesnicans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Depla City. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Cesnican economy, worth a remarkable 3,756 trillion Shullings a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 357,155 Shullings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cesnica's national animal is the vampire, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cesnica is ranked 245,431st in the world and 4th in Revolutionary Insurrectionary Army for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.7 crimes per hour.

Rudest Citizens: 270thMost Subsidized Industry: 429thLargest Information Technology Sector: 727thMost Efficient Economies: 752ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,278thHighest Average Incomes: 1,311thLargest Black Market: 1,314thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,338thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,362ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,784thLargest Retail Industry: 2,046thLargest Governments: 2,072ndMost Cultured: 2,360thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,482ndMost Inclusive: 2,537thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,546thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,567thHighest Food Quality: 2,683rdSmartest Citizens: 2,718thMost Developed: 2,733rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,789thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,842ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,030thHighest Economic Output: 3,863rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,137thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,291stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,546thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,970thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,995thNudest: 7,381stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,881stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,986thHealthiest Citizens: 8,199thMost Patriotic: 8,554thLowest Crime Rates: 9,304thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,854thMost Secular: 10,854thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 14,230thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,154thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,102ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,757th

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