|Leader||Abdus Hassan Zagghaf|
The Crown Republic of Greater Cesnica is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Abdus Hassan Zagghaf with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.113 billion Cesnicans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Depla City. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Greater Cesnican economy, worth a remarkable 3,244 trillion Shullings a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 356,011 Shullings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cesnica's national animal is the vampire, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Greater Cesnica's resolution Prohibition Of Unwarranted Digital Surveillance was passed by the General Assembly.
- : Greater Cesnica's influence in Revolutionary Insurrectionary Army rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Greater Cesnica's influence in Revolutionary Insurrectionary Army rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Greater Cesnica's influence in Revolutionary Insurrectionary Army rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Greater Cesnica's influence in Revolutionary Insurrectionary Army rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Greater Cesnica relocated from Fascist Region to Revolutionary Insurrectionary Army.
- : Greater Cesnica resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Greater Cesnica lodged a message on the Fascist Region Regional Message Board.
- : Greater Cesnica was endorsed by The Seasoned spikey stripes of Spicy Chevron.
- : Greater Cesnica was endorsed by The Square his Needles of Lud Heat.