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Rudest Citizens: 226thMost Subsidized Industry: 377thLargest Information Technology Sector: 691st
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Greater Cesnica

Population9.113 billion

CapitalDepla City
LeaderAbdus Hassan Zagghaf


The Crown Republic of Greater Cesnica is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Abdus Hassan Zagghaf with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.113 billion Cesnicans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Depla City. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Cesnican economy, worth a remarkable 3,244 trillion Shullings a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 356,011 Shullings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cesnica's national animal is the vampire, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cesnica is ranked 2,830th in the world and 1st in Revolutionary Insurrectionary Army for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 22,630.95 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Rudest Citizens: 226thMost Subsidized Industry: 377thLargest Information Technology Sector: 691stMost Efficient Economies: 697thHighest Average Incomes: 1,228thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,238thLargest Black Market: 1,240thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,293rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,343rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,779thLargest Retail Industry: 1,859thLargest Governments: 1,901stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,232ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,239thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,345thMost Cultured: 2,362ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,532ndMost Developed: 2,557thHighest Food Quality: 2,587thSmartest Citizens: 2,618thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,677thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,830thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,853rdHighest Drug Use: 3,373rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,927thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,152ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,351stHighest Economic Output: 4,372ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,188thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,331stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,046thNudest: 7,082ndMost Patriotic: 7,227thHealthiest Citizens: 7,612thMost Secular: 7,674thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,996thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,182ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,564thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 15,340thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,777thMost Influential: 19,679thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,211thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,702nd

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