The Crown Republic of Greater Cesnica is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Abdus Hassan Zagghaf with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.518 billion Cesnicans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Depla City. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Cesnican economy, worth a remarkable 3,756 trillion Shullings a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 357,155 Shullings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cesnica's national animal is the vampire, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cesnica is ranked 245,431^st in the world and 4^th in Revolutionary Insurrectionary Army for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.7 crimes per hour.