The Crown Republic of Greater Cesnica is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Abdus Hassan Zagghaf with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.748 billion Cesnicans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Depla City. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Cesnican economy, worth a remarkable 3,472 trillion Shullings a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 356,189 Shullings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cesnica's national animal is the vampire, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cesnica is ranked 1,769^th in the world and 1^st in Revolutionary Insurrectionary Army for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 56 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.