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Rudest Citizens: 220thMost Subsidized Industry: 403rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 719th
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Greater Cesnica

Population9.748 billion

CapitalDepla City
LeaderAbdus Hassan Zagghaf


The Crown Republic of Greater Cesnica is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Abdus Hassan Zagghaf with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.748 billion Cesnicans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Depla City. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Cesnican economy, worth a remarkable 3,472 trillion Shullings a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 356,189 Shullings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cesnica's national animal is the vampire, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cesnica is ranked 1,769th in the world and 1st in Revolutionary Insurrectionary Army for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 56 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Rudest Citizens: 220thMost Subsidized Industry: 403rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 719thMost Efficient Economies: 719thHighest Average Incomes: 1,255thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,259thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,313thLargest Black Market: 1,314thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,375thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,769thLargest Retail Industry: 1,940thLargest Governments: 1,961stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,324thMost Cultured: 2,384thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,453rdMost Inclusive: 2,482ndTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,562ndMost Developed: 2,611thHighest Food Quality: 2,616thSmartest Citizens: 2,682ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,705thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,805thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,901stHighest Drug Use: 3,383rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,989thHighest Economic Output: 4,124thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,264thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,285thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,836thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,224thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,133rdNudest: 7,241stMost Secular: 7,628thHealthiest Citizens: 7,697thMost Patriotic: 8,091stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,491stLowest Crime Rates: 8,716thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,724thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 14,430thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,618thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,791stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,330th

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