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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 97thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 97thMost Patriotic: 98th
The Imperial Sovereign Fleet of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Empires are merely sand, only the tides are forever.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population5.93 billion

CapitalHMS Zhenich
LeaderKaiser Chang-Kai Holstein
FaithCult of the Kaiser

CurrencyArmada Mark

The Imperial Sovereign Fleet of Regallio is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Chang-Kai Holstein with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, vat-grown people, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.93 billion Regallanese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HMS Zhenich. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Regallanese economy, worth a remarkable 2,780 trillion Armada Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 468,862 Armada Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, and twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regallio's national animal is the Kraken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Kaiser.

Regallio is ranked 279,646th in the world and 5,944th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.07 average smiles per day.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 97thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 97thMost Patriotic: 98thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 132ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 210thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 277thMost Devout: 321stMost Corrupt Governments: 427thLargest Agricultural Sector: 454thHighest Poor Incomes: 503rdLowest Crime Rates: 549thHighest Average Incomes: 600thMost Valuable International Artwork: 782ndMost Influential: 802ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,092ndLargest Governments: 1,156thLargest Black Market: 1,236thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,366thLargest Mining Sector: 1,688thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,549thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,729thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,467thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,721stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,947thHealthiest Citizens: 5,103rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,735thMost Conservative: 6,074thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,546thMost Efficient Economies: 7,181stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,330thSmartest Citizens: 7,471stMost Authoritarian: 7,478thHighest Economic Output: 8,204thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,574thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,141stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,588thTop
Most Developed: 18,529thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,741stMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,760th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Black Market: 37th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 42nd in the regionLargest Governments: 46th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 98th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 99th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 112th in the regionMost Influential: 146th in the regionMost Conservative: 164th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 167th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 167th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 172nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 184th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 207th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 265th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 265th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 266th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 286th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 294th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 304th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 346th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 357th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 442nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 458th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 475th in the region

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