The Red Iron Armada of Regallio is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 716 million Regallese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HMS Crimson Lotus. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Regallese economy, worth 99.5 trillion Armada Ingots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,026 Armada Ingots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Regallese incessantly needle their doctors for relief, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, and policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regallio's national animal is the Sea Dragon, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Regallio is ranked 15,440^th in the world and 405^th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 104.72 on the Bus Surprisal Index.