by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 114thMost Influential: 1,369thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,335th
The Red Iron Armada of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The sea taketh and giveth nothing in return.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population716 million

CapitalHMS Crimson Lotus

CurrencyArmada Ingot
AnimalSea Dragon

The Red Iron Armada of Regallio is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 716 million Regallese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HMS Crimson Lotus. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Regallese economy, worth 99.5 trillion Armada Ingots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,026 Armada Ingots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Regallese incessantly needle their doctors for relief, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, and policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regallio's national animal is the Sea Dragon, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Regallio is ranked 15,440th in the world and 405th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 104.72 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 114thMost Influential: 1,369thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,335thMost Patriotic: 4,027thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,866thMost Authoritarian: 6,221stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,730thLargest Mining Sector: 8,140thMost Conservative: 8,423rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,425thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,735thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,824thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,602ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,681stTop
Largest Black Market: 15,353rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,440thHighest Average Incomes: 17,359thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,588thLowest Crime Rates: 18,751stMost Subsidized Industry: 19,233rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,986thLargest Governments: 20,845thMost Extreme: 23,337th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 115th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 168th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 197th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 208th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 233rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 250th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 284th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 287th in the regionLargest Black Market: 320th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 366th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 405th in the regionMost Influential: 455th in the regionMost Conservative: 498th in the regionMost Extreme: 551st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 618th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 748th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 767th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 770th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 858th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 915th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 941st in the regionLargest Governments: 965th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,060th in the region

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