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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 95thMost Patriotic: 106thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 107th
The Imperial Sovereign Fleet of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Empires are merely sand, only the tides are forever.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Regallio

Population5.435 billion

CapitalHMS Zhenich
LeaderKaiser Chang-Kai Holstein
FaithCult of the Kaiser

CurrencyArmada Mark
AnimalKraken

The Imperial Sovereign Fleet of Regallio is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaiser Chang-Kai Holstein with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ritual sacrifices, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.435 billion Regallanese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HMS Zhenich. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Regallanese economy, worth a remarkable 2,497 trillion Armada Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 459,506 Armada Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, the recent ban on computers is causing havoc throughout the nation, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and Kaiser Chang-Kai Holstein's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regallio's national animal is the Kraken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Kaiser.

Regallio is ranked 306,467th in the world and 7,074th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring -41 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 95thMost Patriotic: 106thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 107thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 156thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 234thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 241stMost Devout: 371stHighest Poor Incomes: 383rdMost Corrupt Governments: 451stLargest Agricultural Sector: 481stMost Influential: 601stLowest Crime Rates: 608thHighest Average Incomes: 640thMost Valuable International Artwork: 826thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,131stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,172ndLargest Governments: 1,246thLargest Black Market: 1,321stLargest Mining Sector: 1,586thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,756thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,239thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,994thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,816thHealthiest Citizens: 5,092ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,506thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,068thMost Authoritarian: 6,875thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,146thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,226thSmartest Citizens: 8,460thMost Efficient Economies: 8,467thMost Conservative: 8,529thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,843rdHighest Economic Output: 9,144thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,039thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,176thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,828thTop
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Most Developed: 19,972ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,071st
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 41st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 43rd in the regionLargest Governments: 48th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 68th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 89th in the regionMost Influential: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 108th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 147th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 158th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 175th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 177th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 182nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 215th in the regionMost Conservative: 240th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 268th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 270th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 281st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 290th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 301st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 315th in the regionMost Extreme: 323rd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 386th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 388th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 416th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 496th in the region

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