Population | 1.774 billion |
Capital | Riverburg |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Matzeratian Mark |
Animal | Swan |
The Rising Stars of New Matzeratia is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.774 billion Matzeratians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riverburg. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Matzeratian economy, worth 246 trillion Matzeratian Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 138,897 Matzeratian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Escalators are avoided at all costs, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, and Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Matzeratia's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
New Matzeratia is ranked 305,716th in the world and 5,770th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -441.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Matzeratia was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Soviet Terran.
- : New Matzeratia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Lemonbiscuits.
- : New Matzeratia was endorsed by The United Provinces of Cisplatinaa.
- : New Matzeratia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Singamadri.
- : New Matzeratia was endorsed by The Equivocal Extraterrestrial of Allied Stumbler.
- : New Matzeratia was endorsed by The Cascadian State of Chukstik Illahi.
- : New Matzeratia was endorsed by The Federal Commonwealth of Dicko.
- : New Matzeratia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo.
- : New Matzeratia was endorsed by The United States of Walter Jackson.
- : New Matzeratia endorsed The Federal Republic of Varisland.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 55 » Petronellania, Jameson Williams, Shibutani, Corfad, Picairn, Aguaria Major, Yaorozu, Brisdon, Aerilia, Pineappleistania, Northern Zorbrasnka, Vendonesam, PlanetMercury, Bardopia, Varisland, Stal Valley, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Great Bights Mum, Germanic Cat, Zandos, Bagojo, Liberate World Order, Bedsonya, Kwaj, Ostonives, Jughru, Broatiana, Sil Dorsett, Ardok, Unimaginable Doom, Tiodann, Arostica, Darkanistan, The New Oceanic States, Halsoni, Esteneng, Dreadton, Sindoesia, Akand Jang Braihir, Laforeia, Viridiann, Lotion Empire, Chao Phraya River, Chipoli, Kelvaros Prime, The Rhein States, Walter Jackson, Malta Comino Gozo, Dicko, Chukstik Illahi, and 5 others.Allied Stumbler, Singamadri, Cisplatinaa, Lemonbiscuits, and Soviet Terran.