The Parliamentary Republic of Zecit is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Cynda Quill with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate population of 879 million Zeds enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zecity. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zedese economy, worth 92.2 trillion bitcoins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 104,915 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, there is something rotten in the state of Zecit, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zecit's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zecit is ranked 170,086^th in the world and 8,550^th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.42 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.