The Parliamentary Republic of Zecit is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Cynda Quill with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 10.863 billion Zeds are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zecity. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Zedese economy, worth a remarkable 1,608 trillion bitcoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,051 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, the official Zedese Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, the best defense is a good fence, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zecit's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lewdism.

Zecit is ranked 298,188^th in the world and 5,782^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 4,145.43 Standard Monetary Units.