The Parliamentary Republic of Zecit is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Cynda Quill with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.087 billion Zeds enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zecity. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Zedese economy, worth 436 trillion bitcoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,441 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, autopsies often involve only cursory examination, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks, and corrupt paupers spend taxpayer bitcoins on liquor and tobacco. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zecit's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lewdism.

Zecit is ranked 186,041^st in the world and 4,796^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 39.5 billion Standard Monetary Units.