Population | 19.174 billion |
Capital | Bahmedag |
Leader | King Montebad II |
Faith | Onitonipatu |
Currency | virtue |
Animal | dove |
The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Montebad II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.174 billion Onitonites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahmedag. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Onitonish economy, worth a remarkable 9,815 trillion virtues a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 511,927 virtues, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merconitonitopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Onitonipatu.
Merconitonitopia is ranked 6,918th in the world and 326th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,943.05 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Merconitonitopia, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
- : Following new legislation in
Merconitonitopia, even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs.
- : Following new legislation in
Merconitonitopia, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks.
- : Following new legislation in
Merconitonitopia, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
- : Following new legislation in
Merconitonitopia, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum.
- : Following new legislation in
Merconitonitopia, atheists on vacation find Onitonipatu's scriptures make useful doorstops.
- : Following new legislation in
Merconitonitopia, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
- : Following new legislation in
Merconitonitopia, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
- : Following new legislation in
Merconitonitopia, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
- :
Merconitonitopia was endorsed by
The Theocracy of SouxJei.
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