The Magic and the Mystery of Merconitonitopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Montebad II with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 17.135 billion Mirkonites are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, although Environment, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahmedag. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Mirkonite economy, worth a remarkable 7,829 trillion virtues a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 456,952 virtues, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", calling dibs is an unalienable right, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merconitonitopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
- : Merconitonitopia endorsed The Holy Empire of Jancokk.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon".
- : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Jancokk.
- : Merconitonitopia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
- : Merconitonitopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Merconitonitopia altered its national flag.
- : Merconitonitopia altered its national flag.
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