The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mansebat II with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, avant-garde cinema, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.439 billion Onitonites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahmedag. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Onitonite economy, worth an astonishing 16,739 trillion virtues a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 588,621 virtues, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vacationing Onitonites expect to be treated as royalty, the dartboard at the Onitonite Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Mansebat II's face, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, and there's a hole in the heart of every Onitonite city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merconitonitopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Merconitonitopia is ranked 110^th in the world and 7^th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 151,230.65 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.