The Rotting Garbage Pile of Comfed is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Our VERY Excellent Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.882 billion Rainbow Cats are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okatarin. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The thriving Comfedian economy, worth 376 trillion Golden Biscuits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 200,195 Golden Biscuits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials who do an offal job get smoked, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, birth announcements often also serve as death announcements, and God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comfed's national animal is the mantis shrimp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the Holy Church of Garbage.

Comfed is ranked 7,660^th in the world and 316^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,737.48 on the Societal Mobility Rating.