by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 279thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 590thMost Valuable International Artwork: 887th
The Rotting Garbage Pile of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Do you live in a dump? You smell like rotting garbage.
Our VERY Excellent Leader
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population1.882 billion

LeaderOur VERY Excellent Leader
Faiththe Holy Church of Garbage

CurrencyGolden Biscuit
Animalmantis shrimp

The Rotting Garbage Pile of Comfed is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Our VERY Excellent Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.882 billion Rainbow Cats are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okatarin. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The thriving Comfedian economy, worth 376 trillion Golden Biscuits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 200,195 Golden Biscuits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials who do an offal job get smoked, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, birth announcements often also serve as death announcements, and God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comfed's national animal is the mantis shrimp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the Holy Church of Garbage.

Comfed is ranked 7,660th in the world and 316th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,737.48 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 279thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 590thMost Valuable International Artwork: 887thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,094thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,502ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,700thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,764thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,576thLowest Crime Rates: 2,736thMost Devout: 2,773rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,225thMost Influential: 3,675thBest Weather: 4,394thLargest Governments: 4,422ndLargest Black Market: 4,796thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,198thMost Authoritarian: 5,198thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,103rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,575thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,497thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,660thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,718thMost Conservative: 8,232ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,568thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,711thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,098thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,702ndMost Extreme: 21,181st
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 53rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 110th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 110th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 145th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 179th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 223rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 224th in the regionLargest Governments: 233rd in the regionBest Weather: 266th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 301st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 307th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 308th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 316th in the regionMost Extreme: 409th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 417th in the regionMost Conservative: 419th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 423rd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 592nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 602nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 620th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 699th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 920th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 965th in the regionMost Influential: 1,005th in the region

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