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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 482ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 566thSafest: 722nd
The United Socialist States of
Left-wing Utopia
Anything Is Possible
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.435 billion

LeaderForeign Representative Schulze


The United Socialist States of Neopie is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Foreign Representative Schulze with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.435 billion Neopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Neopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,830 trillion ouanepoumes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 284,535 ouanepoumes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Neopie Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, the government defends a woman's right to choose, and most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neopie's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Neopie is ranked 303,593rd in the world and 11,948th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 16.15 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 482ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 566thSafest: 722ndMost Patriotic: 780thMost Efficient Economies: 809thMost Secular: 840thLargest Governments: 882ndLowest Crime Rates: 884thMost Scientifically Advanced: 889thHighest Average Tax Rates: 896thMost Inclusive: 973rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 991stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,020thMost Influential: 1,028thMost Developed: 1,083rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,159thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,202ndHighest Food Quality: 1,224thSmartest Citizens: 1,316thNicest Citizens: 1,356thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,356thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,507thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,519thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,581stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,755thHealthiest Citizens: 1,789thMost Cultured: 1,864thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,028thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,050thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,106thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,210thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,271stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,294thHighest Average Incomes: 2,826thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,151stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,375thBest Weather: 3,475thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,978thMost Pacifist: 5,038thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,079thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,766thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,167thHighest Economic Output: 11,474thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,444thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,644thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 20,705thMost Income Equality: 26,742nd
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 29th in the regionMost Patriotic: 33rd in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 39th in the regionSafest: 42nd in the regionMost Secular: 43rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 44th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 45th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 47th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 49th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionMost Inclusive: 51st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 57th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 60th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 68th in the regionMost Developed: 68th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 72nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 74th in the regionNicest Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Cultured: 83rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 88th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 93rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 93rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 100th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 103rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 118th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 124th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 174th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 176th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 176th in the regionBest Weather: 204th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 223rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 252nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 275th in the regionMost Influential: 298th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 329th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 343rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 350th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 373rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 377th in the regionNudest: 452nd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 661st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 725th in the regionRudest Citizens: 847th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,003rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Neopie, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Neopie, the government defends a woman's right to choose.
  • : Following new legislation in Neopie, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in Neopie, Neopie Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • : Neopie endorsed The Incorporated States of Southern Moosetopia.
  • : Neopie endorsed The Commonwealth of Thraece.
  • : Neopie was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Thraece.
  • : Following new legislation in Neopie, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Neopie, the World United Socialist States Games have been won again by Neopie as no other country cares enough to compete.
  • : Neopie was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Southern Moosetopia.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 277 » Corfad, Bankowiata, Votak Matim, The Rhein States, Xentherida, Ethnon, Former English Colony, Shibutani, Siwale, Yaorozu, Aerilia, Svenskskit, Omnistria, Loutsland, Xyrron, Sunto, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Dreadton, Great Bights Mum, North Bratislava, Karazan, Pleroma Sans Romans, Kranostav, Koda-Land, Xagill, Soviet Terran, Unsophisticate, The Tampa Bay Rays, Empy, Aryan Homeland, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Perikuresu, Lemonbiscuits, The Bureaucratic Territories, Azzarel, Walter Jackson, ForestMythal, Pasargad, Malta Comino Gozo, Chukstik Illahi, Sil Dorsett, Sikol, Frances Francis the First of France, Notyoutopia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Wilkshire, Runeda, Alice Gardens, Ariele, Merconitonitopia, and 227 others.Detrivania, Yellops, Simone Republic, Solcius, Card Kingdom, Joodey, Andanavia, Valentine Z, Wineclaw, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Unshleepd, Democatic Donkeys, Pallaith, AmManies, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, Laurendon, Hellsinky, Capitista, Le Free Republic, Arquan, Picairn, Nordic-British Union, Marshava, Aeolist, Tachycardia, Lil Nasbol, South Baba, Western Vapia, Upper Canada Republic, Ennomeria, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, Socialist Soviet Armenia, Eraver, Ahssn, Marmiedon, Vincone Cae, Verderiesdre, Phoronu, Zupla, PotatoFarmers, LostLegion, Inspiratus, David Davidson, Confederacy of North America, Eternal Dominion, Fran Advar, Feelonia, Napnomadia, Panama Coalition, Wisconsota, Kwaj, The Jerichowan Country, Q w e r t y, Sojenre, Altivia, Destroedor, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Holy Marcus Empire, Ayuzhhhhh, Parpyduckland, XD 2, Maott, Aenglaland, The Erie Doctrine, Pazair, Jaded Grammarians, Bongo Mountain, Pinguioris, KAP03land, Bornodia, Rainengrad, Cobolica, Regallio, The Arverni Lands, Singamadri, Landraya, Gragadoia, Eggplant Island, Bagojo, Oannia, GPT-3, Hulldom, Flurbleland, Constantinolia, Filibustra, United Kahndaq, Thought Obliteration, Varisland, Napnap, United States of Dictators, Omicron Persei V111, Prevaland, Heilhum Imperius, The Zheng Dynasty, Socialist People of Redondo Mundo, Bardopia, Zyvetskistaahn, Miyasaka, Communist Beijing Must be China, Ishtimbine, Bud Prussia, Sea Star Islands, Hopenadya, Meadowfields, Sechiole, Sakupolis, SteelFists, Liberepublia, Yokciq Empire, Antiyard, Individualist Catopia, Cowbridge, Cartures, The Austro Germanic Union, Zelenaya Dolina, TyGerria, Chipoli, United free lands, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Davidianian, Intion North, Radicaster, Travislavania, Greater Cesnica, Wolffoxia, GrayingOut, Liberate World Order, The Serdey Islands, Tsandonown, New-Ferytland, Cult of Silence, Choi Aeguka, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Nuclear Matter, Arucaria, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Greater Pittsburgh, Darkanistan, Racoda, Nationeer, Namwenia, Pichu23, Fruition, Harjad, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Catalis, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Starway, Laforeia, Lionsroar, Mataramsunda, The New NRA, Juvity, PlanetMercury, Isle Ideal, Kandorith, TamilPesum, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Coalition of Gedran, Gort-8, Xarikistan, Seanat, Ereena, Mitaboland, Jeltronian WA Mission, Peskax, Esperonia, Melbournians, Noradise, Gran Amerigo, Halleffle, IHateRights, Republica Guilleana, Homosexual Shrooms, Attempted Socialism, Mondstadtes KaiseReich, Arxa, Ellbonnia, Kelvaros Prime, Sou Avida, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Blyskalia, Doichtland, Northern Fern Islands, Tape, Conklandi, Federation of Vanguard, Ekrund Greenskins, Chechno-Kalimovski, Reich German, Spacenerdtopia, Unite States of Europe, Pinky Queen, Zanderlock, Stranamesta 2, Gorundu, Basescuhot, Mether, Velikaya Arstotzka, Escotia, Khoik, Sachi, Texaska, Bibble the Puffball, Francois Isidore, Austro-Bavarian States, Free Culture, Zerentopia, Territorio di Nessuno, 1 very fast endotarter, Luclisty, Atrito, New Selkirk, The Anddoran Commune, Brezimen, Kosanx, Snipland, Ibra, Southern Moosetopia, and Thraece.