Population | 6.435 billion |
Capital | Neopia |
Leader | Foreign Representative Schulze |
Currency | ouanepoume |
Animal | turtle |
The United Socialist States of Neopie is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Foreign Representative Schulze with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.435 billion Neopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neopia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Neopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,830 trillion ouanepoumes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 284,535 ouanepoumes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Neopie Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, the government defends a woman's right to choose, and most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neopie's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Neopie is ranked 303,593rd in the world and 11,948th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 16.15 on the Bus Surprisal Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Neopie, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
- : Following new legislation in
Neopie, the government defends a woman's right to choose.
- : Following new legislation in
Neopie, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
- : Following new legislation in
Neopie, Neopie Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
- :
Neopie endorsed
The Incorporated States of Southern Moosetopia.
- :
Neopie endorsed
The Commonwealth of Thraece.
- :
Neopie was endorsed by
The Commonwealth of Thraece.
- : Following new legislation in
Neopie, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
- : Following new legislation in
Neopie, the World United Socialist States Games have been won again by Neopie as no other country cares enough to compete.
- :
Neopie was endorsed by
The Incorporated States of Southern Moosetopia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 277 » Corfad,
Bankowiata,
Votak Matim,
The Rhein States,
Xentherida,
Ethnon,
Former English Colony,
Shibutani,
Siwale,
Yaorozu,
Aerilia,
Svenskskit,
Omnistria,
Loutsland,
Xyrron,
Sunto,
Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa,
Dreadton,
Great Bights Mum,
North Bratislava,
Karazan,
Pleroma Sans Romans,
Kranostav,
Koda-Land,
Xagill,
Soviet Terran,
Unsophisticate,
The Tampa Bay Rays,
Empy,
Aryan Homeland,
Northern Socialist Council Republics,
Perikuresu,
Lemonbiscuits,
The Bureaucratic Territories,
Azzarel,
Walter Jackson,
ForestMythal,
Pasargad,
Malta Comino Gozo,
Chukstik Illahi,
Sil Dorsett,
Sikol,
Frances Francis the First of France,
Notyoutopia,
The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg,
Wilkshire,
Runeda,
Alice Gardens,
Ariele,
Merconitonitopia, and 227 others.
Detrivania,
Yellops,
Simone Republic,
Solcius,
Card Kingdom,
Joodey,
Andanavia,
Valentine Z,
Wineclaw,
Wooloo Unitedstrtes,
Unshleepd,
Democatic Donkeys,
Pallaith,
AmManies,
New Trisone,
Advancia-Sizzletown,
Laurendon,
Hellsinky,
Capitista,
Le Free Republic,
Arquan,
Picairn,
Nordic-British Union,
Marshava,
Aeolist,
Tachycardia,
Lil Nasbol,
South Baba,
Western Vapia,
Upper Canada Republic,
Ennomeria,
West Zebrupco Bageropirex,
Socialist Soviet Armenia,
Eraver,
Ahssn,
Marmiedon,
Vincone Cae,
Verderiesdre,
Phoronu,
Zupla,
PotatoFarmers,
LostLegion,
Inspiratus,
David Davidson,
Confederacy of North America,
Eternal Dominion,
Fran Advar,
Feelonia,
Napnomadia,
Panama Coalition,
Wisconsota,
Kwaj,
The Jerichowan Country,
Q w e r t y,
Sojenre,
Altivia,
Destroedor,
Supreme Leader Hadrian,
Holy Marcus Empire,
Ayuzhhhhh,
Parpyduckland,
XD 2,
Maott,
Aenglaland,
The Erie Doctrine,
Pazair,
Jaded Grammarians,
Bongo Mountain,
Pinguioris,
KAP03land,
Bornodia,
Rainengrad,
Cobolica,
Regallio,
The Arverni Lands,
Singamadri,
Landraya,
Gragadoia,
Eggplant Island,
Bagojo,
Oannia,
GPT-3,
Hulldom,
Flurbleland,
Constantinolia,
Filibustra,
United Kahndaq,
Thought Obliteration,
Varisland,
Napnap,
United States of Dictators,
Omicron Persei V111,
Prevaland,
Heilhum Imperius,
The Zheng Dynasty,
Socialist People of Redondo Mundo,
Bardopia,
Zyvetskistaahn,
Miyasaka,
Communist Beijing Must be China,
Ishtimbine,
Bud Prussia,
Sea Star Islands,
Hopenadya,
Meadowfields,
Sechiole,
Sakupolis,
SteelFists,
Liberepublia,
Yokciq Empire,
Antiyard,
Individualist Catopia,
Cowbridge,
Cartures,
The Austro Germanic Union,
Zelenaya Dolina,
TyGerria,
Chipoli,
United free lands,
TheLandOfFunFunFun,
Davidianian,
Intion North,
Radicaster,
Travislavania,
Greater Cesnica,
Wolffoxia,
GrayingOut,
Liberate World Order,
The Serdey Islands,
Tsandonown,
New-Ferytland,
Cult of Silence,
Choi Aeguka,
Exkosia,
Stud Hoy,
Nuclear Matter,
Arucaria,
Russila,
Transitional Global Authority,
Greater Pittsburgh,
Darkanistan,
Racoda,
Nationeer,
Namwenia,
Pichu23,
Fruition,
Harjad,
Aguaria Major,
Technocratic-european Countries,
Catalis,
Vlenkenov,
Dem Republic of Romania,
Starway,
Laforeia,
Lionsroar,
Mataramsunda,
The New NRA,
Juvity,
PlanetMercury,
Isle Ideal,
Kandorith,
TamilPesum,
Pyos Ter,
New Lakemba,
Nouvel Empire,
Coalition of Gedran,
Gort-8,
Xarikistan,
Seanat,
Ereena,
Mitaboland,
Jeltronian WA Mission,
Peskax,
Esperonia,
Melbournians,
Noradise,
Gran Amerigo,
Halleffle,
IHateRights,
Republica Guilleana,
Homosexual Shrooms,
Attempted Socialism,
Mondstadtes KaiseReich,
Arxa,
Ellbonnia,
Kelvaros Prime,
Sou Avida,
Freedom and Democratic Socialist,
Blyskalia,
Doichtland,
Northern Fern Islands,
Tape,
Conklandi,
Federation of Vanguard,
Ekrund Greenskins,
Chechno-Kalimovski,
Reich German,
Spacenerdtopia,
Unite States of Europe,
Pinky Queen,
Zanderlock,
Stranamesta 2,
Gorundu,
Basescuhot,
Mether,
Velikaya Arstotzka,
Escotia,
Khoik,
Sachi,
Texaska,
Bibble the Puffball,
Francois Isidore,
Austro-Bavarian States,
Free Culture,
Zerentopia,
Territorio di Nessuno,
1 very fast endotarter,
Luclisty,
Atrito,
New Selkirk,
The Anddoran Commune,
Brezimen,
Kosanx,
Snipland,
Ibra,
Southern Moosetopia, and
Thraece.