The United Socialist States of Neopie is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Foreign Representative Schulze with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.435 billion Neopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Neopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,830 trillion ouanepoumes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 284,535 ouanepoumes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Neopie Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, the government defends a woman's right to choose, and most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neopie's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Neopie is ranked 303,593^rd in the world and 11,948^th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 16.15 on the Bus Surprisal Index.