The Motherland of Chipoli is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Volodymyr Zinchenko with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.879 billion Chipolians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chipolia. The average income tax rate is 63.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Chipolian economy, worth 200 trillion rupans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,710 rupans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government claims that Volodymyr Zinchenko's political enemies literally take candy from babies, critics of Volodymyr Zinchenko literally can't find their head on their shoulders, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and citizens are required by law to prominently display a portrait of Volodymyr Zinchenko in their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chipoli's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Christianity.

Chipoli is ranked 214,926^th in the world and 8,605^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 13.13 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.