The Pariah of Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Imperatrix with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed population of 17.157 billion Unionists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand City of Marta. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Unionist economy, worth a remarkable 2,721 trillion Martese Aureliis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 158,604 Martese Aureliis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The arms industry is strictly regulated, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, opening a bad email attachment can be a major felony, and police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great and Glorious Martese Unionins's national animal is the Sexy silver eagle of Unity, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is ranked 156,327^th in the world and 8,056^th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 286.77 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.