by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 338thMost Influential: 600thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,920th
The Pariah of
Democratic Socialists
Totum humanum genus, unum humanum genus, in aeternum un
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Great and Glorious Martese Unionins

Population13.471 billion

CapitalThe Grand City of Marta
LeaderGrand Imperatrix

CurrencyMartese Aurelii
AnimalSexy silver eagle of Unity

The Pariah of Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Imperatrix with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 13.471 billion Unionists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand City of Marta. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unionist economy, worth a remarkable 2,163 trillion Martese Aureliis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,582 Martese Aureliis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, and citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great and Glorious Martese Unionins's national animal is the Sexy silver eagle of Unity, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is ranked 73,413th in the world and 3,469th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 57.22 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 338thMost Influential: 600thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,920thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,607thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,912thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,937thMost Developed: 4,957thBest Weather: 5,019thSafest: 5,040thMost Stationary: 5,058thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,180thLargest Governments: 5,664thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,689thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,774thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,866thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,893rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,299thHealthiest Citizens: 6,554thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,576thHighest Economic Output: 6,829thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,119thSmartest Citizens: 7,456thMost Cultured: 7,845thLowest Crime Rates: 8,518thMost Efficient Economies: 8,734thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,156thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,174thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,430thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 11,390thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,421stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,693rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,089thMost Secular: 13,080thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,528thLargest Populations: 17,361stLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,114th
Most Stationary: 104th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 162nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 186th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 203rd in the regionMost Influential: 207th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 228th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 262nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 278th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 279th in the regionSafest: 280th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 284th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 293rd in the regionBest Weather: 296th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 296th in the regionLargest Governments: 296th in the regionMost Developed: 300th in the regionLargest Populations: 326th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 351st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 353rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 362nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 372nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 377th in the regionMost Cultured: 406th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 428th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 430th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 460th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 470th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 478th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 500th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 512th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 513th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 537th in the regionNudest: 552nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 580th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 616th in the regionMost Secular: 708th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 829th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 327 » Yaorozu, Selfgradatude, Former English Colony, Great Bights Mum, Unimaginable Doom, The Teddy, Ermarian, Necromonia, Ultima Terra, Notyoutopia, Felpolandia, Sunto, Frances Francis the First of France, The Isle of Grossmania, Highton Islands, Kelvaros Prime, Esplandia, Xentherida, Choistan, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Wineclaw, New Lakemba, Holy Oranz, Malta Comino Gozo, Siwale, Alice Gardens, The United Chase States, SORT, Cloydicia, New Chilokver, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Holy Marcus Empire, Puczovska, Koda-Land, Diodone, Corfad, Yukti, Humptalumpta, Buckerino, Acrabinnia, The Syca, Ice and Tinian, Ilisseia, The Iron Lions, Guyomartand, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, and 277 others.Territorio di Nessuno, Panama Coalition, Unsophisticate, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Eglise Sainte Eve, Pleroma Sans Romans, Phoronu, The Austro Germanic Union, Zyvetskistaahn, Arimbia, Shibutani, Govornia, Viridiann, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, United Draconia, Soviet Terran, Empy, Free Culture, The Galactic Triumvirate, Whereisthatistan, The Gamer Party, Zeternia, New Trisone, Sundred, Zokk, Ethnon, Hyperbanus, Maott, Cinnibar, El Fiji Grande, East Wushen, Amestris-Britannia, Dar es Saalam, Zeno-sama, Wilkshire, Fizban, Rosewood-, Kobagia, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Prydania, Arstungry, Gurou, Niradans, Potatolandium, Votak Matim, Itallitopia, Newpromisedland, Vincone Cae, United Kahndaq, North Bratislava, Valhalla123, Asgardira, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, Dreadton, Napnomadia, Bearical, Ninjak30, Zumlandia, The Windmilluminati, Partax, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Guer Aike, The Sinclarian Provinces, Revolutionary Sealand, Joodey, Solmetria, Neo Colorado, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Haor Chall, Astronomical, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Republic of New Atlantis, Noahs Second Country, Ajibola, Glurponia, Orado, Runeda, Daiz, Seenvorland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Wisconsota, PotatoFarmers, New Octicarg, Vernest Quill, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Gnomewatchers, Tachycardia, Serendipita Martia, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Pazair, Dabarastan, Nordic-British Union, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Cape Flower, Ravendi, Socialist Kingdoms of Scania, Interdimensional Zone, Fraguale Cothe, Easternryke, Nationeer, Anungu, Vathnutum, Toshavo III, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Fendlium, Cobleck Weleis, Arlens Apartment, Hamerica, East Akra, Fayyayid, Loli County, Merconitonitopia, Praeceps, Freyford, Hyphen, Xagill, The New Communist Republic Of States, MiaryBhalzhack, Lucedeia, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Olofin, Xyrron, The Endless Eventide, The Lancerian Empire, Logovets, Prevaland, Crader, Nova Arcania, Nisastria, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Aeolist, East Supple Lund, Nistriabar, Varola, Avastate, Yokciq Empire, Unshleepd, Greater New America, Schnuftelland, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Singamadri, Miamington, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, Frostcell, Alyrria, Saperisole, Hopsin, Sikol, Aoncarpa, Westinor, Eurasian Foederatio, Zzozona, Termathe, Daulatpur, Ravenwan, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Ofrettia, Asoc lon, Yalgora, Mimia, Seanat, Innocentic, Simone Republic, Libertania Democratica, Planes, Brucklania, Pizza Squared, Arichia, Armandlandia, Soughts Souble, Kocherian, Pokemanland, New Jamgra, Loptous, Madjack, Nolan Burg, Kragsgale, Principia Mathematica, Xipher, Astal Aavors, Eslatani, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Buckhem, Eastern Cous Empria, Porotia, Andexia, Ihsan, El Emayo, Maynilan, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Moszce-Walvard, Hardscrabble, Gilakistan, R libanon, Heilhum Imperius, Harjad, Lulubellia, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Multius, Warancia, U S Eh, The Canadian Peoples Republic, An Identity Crisis, Nouvelle-Floride, Jestings, Axolotlus, Eywaan, Triado, Estakaa, Outer Shenendoah, Amprak, Glanst, Pigeonstan, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Rozarus, Frahnkzaden, Cereskia, Republica Guilleana, Ofira, Sardona, Sisang, Abonland, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Sopernia, A Die, The Union of Rwanda, Boston Castle, Kureizen, Maclare, Animu Place, Adehgord, Federal Republic Of America And The Cari, The Clever Crow, Jerzykowo, Goblin Gang, Draconian Progression, Cordono, Tringapore, Levoth, Kuveria, Barabolia, Fran Advar, New Ecronentia, Sitero, Gorundu, Venicea, Intion North, Mardessa, Voles Ang, Religioncord, OuterGalactic Federation of the emu, Great Robertia, Riechelburg, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Harmonypine, Dai Nippon Yamato, and The Unified Missourtama States.

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