The Pariah of Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Imperatrix with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed population of 15.079 billion Unionists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand City of Marta. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Unionist economy, worth a remarkable 2,360 trillion Martese Aureliis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,544 Martese Aureliis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, and citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great and Glorious Martese Unionins's national animal is the Sexy silver eagle of Unity, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is ranked 4,761^st in the world and 100^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,534.70671112 Days.