The Pariah of Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Imperatrix with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 8.925 billion Unionists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand City of Marta. The average income tax rate is 87.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Unionist economy, worth a remarkable 1,483 trillion Martese Aureliuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,244 Martese Aureliuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions, military training in Great and Glorious Martese Unionins emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great and Glorious Martese Unionins's national animal is the Sexy silver eagle of Unity, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is ranked 48,398^th in the world and 2,574^th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 67.76 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.