The Pariah of Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Imperatrix with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed population of 9.286 billion Unionists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand City of Marta. The average income tax rate is 90.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Unionist economy, worth a remarkable 1,514 trillion Martese Aureliuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,072 Martese Aureliuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, and cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great and Glorious Martese Unionins's national animal is the Sexy silver eagle of Unity, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is ranked 93,295^th in the world and 5,673^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 404.05 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.