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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,169thMost Influential: 2,354thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,870th
The Pariah of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Totum humanum genus, unum humanum genus, in aeternum un
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Great and Glorious Martese Unionins

Population19.866 billion

CapitalThe Grand City of Marta
LeaderGrand Imperatrix

CurrencyMartese Aurelii
AnimalSexy silver eagle of Unity

The Pariah of Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Imperatrix with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 19.866 billion Unionists enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand City of Marta. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Unionist economy, worth a remarkable 3,153 trillion Martese Aureliis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 158,716 Martese Aureliis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

For 25 Martese Aureliis tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great and Glorious Martese Unionins's national animal is the Sexy silver eagle of Unity, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is ranked 279,678th in the world and 6,825th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -9.59 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,169thMost Influential: 2,354thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,870thBest Weather: 4,326thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,381stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,770thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,958thMost Developed: 5,330thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,482ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,489thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,611thSafest: 5,612thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,816thLargest Governments: 6,125thHighest Economic Output: 6,266thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,964thHealthiest Citizens: 7,163rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,433rdSmartest Citizens: 7,506thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,940thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,118thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,525thMost Cultured: 9,219thLowest Crime Rates: 9,599thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,642ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,133rdMost Subsidized Industry: 11,585thHighest Food Quality: 11,940thMost Efficient Economies: 13,026thMost Secular: 13,911thTop
Largest Populations: 15,255thHighest Average Incomes: 16,411thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,507thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,950thMost Income Equality: 21,862ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,589thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,745thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,472ndMost Inclusive: 27,757th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 148th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 185th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 192nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 222nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 237th in the regionBest Weather: 250th in the regionLargest Populations: 256th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 258th in the regionMost Developed: 292nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 295th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 296th in the regionLargest Governments: 304th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 305th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 306th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 313th in the regionSafest: 318th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 331st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 347th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 374th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 390th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 393rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 398th in the regionMost Cultured: 444th in the regionNudest: 455th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 469th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 486th in the regionMost Secular: 503rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 534th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 542nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 585th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 608th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 610th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 638th in the regionMost Influential: 657th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 666th in the regionMost Income Equality: 688th in the region

World Assembly

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