The Pariah of Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Imperatrix with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed population of 10.215 billion Unionists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand City of Marta. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unionist economy, worth a remarkable 1,700 trillion Martese Aureliuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,437 Martese Aureliuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, and the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great and Glorious Martese Unionins's national animal is the Sexy silver eagle of Unity, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is ranked 6,962^nd in the world and 347^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,021.89 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.