The Pariah of Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Imperatrix with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 13.471 billion Unionists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand City of Marta. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unionist economy, worth a remarkable 2,163 trillion Martese Aureliis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,582 Martese Aureliis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, and citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great and Glorious Martese Unionins's national animal is the Sexy silver eagle of Unity, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is ranked 73,413^th in the world and 3,469^th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 57.22 Insults Per Minute.