The Pariah of Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Imperatrix with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 14.45 billion Unionists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand City of Marta. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Unionist economy, worth a remarkable 2,281 trillion Martese Aureliis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 157,891 Martese Aureliis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, and citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great and Glorious Martese Unionins's national animal is the Sexy silver eagle of Unity, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is ranked 8,892^nd in the world and 368^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,476.59 on the Societal Mobility Rating.