The Pariah of Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Imperatrix with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 6.721 billion Unionists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand City of Marta. The average income tax rate is 83.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Unionist economy, worth a remarkable 1,130 trillion Martese Aureliuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 168,183 Martese Aureliuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great and Glorious Martese Unionins's national animal is the Sexy silver eagle of Unity, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is ranked 144,171^st in the world and 7,187^th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.12 Weapons Per Person.