The Pariah of Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Imperatrix with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 9.832 billion Unionists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand City of Marta. The average income tax rate is 90.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Unionist economy, worth a remarkable 1,600 trillion Martese Aureliuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,821 Martese Aureliuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

There's never enough space in space, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, card collectors duel to the death, and kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great and Glorious Martese Unionins's national animal is the Sexy silver eagle of Unity, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is ranked 21,665^th in the world and 867^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 279,063.66 Standard Monetary Units.