The Pariah of Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Grand Imperatrix with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 12.066 billion Unionists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand City of Marta. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unionist economy, worth a remarkable 1,992 trillion Martese Aureliis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,171 Martese Aureliis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, Air Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is rumored to receive more government funding than the Unionist Air Force, and statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great and Glorious Martese Unionins's national animal is the Sexy silver eagle of Unity, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is ranked 113,927^th in the world and 5,745^th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.4 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.