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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 310thMost Influential: 729thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,979th
The Pariah of
Democratic Socialists
Totum humanum genus, unum humanum genus, in aeternum un
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Great and Glorious Martese Unionins

Population17.157 billion

CapitalThe Grand City of Marta
LeaderGrand Imperatrix

CurrencyMartese Aurelii
AnimalSexy silver eagle of Unity

The Pariah of Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Imperatrix with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed population of 17.157 billion Unionists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand City of Marta. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Unionist economy, worth a remarkable 2,721 trillion Martese Aureliis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 158,604 Martese Aureliis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The arms industry is strictly regulated, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, opening a bad email attachment can be a major felony, and police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great and Glorious Martese Unionins's national animal is the Sexy silver eagle of Unity, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is ranked 156,327th in the world and 8,056th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 286.77 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 310thMost Influential: 729thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,979thMost Stationary: 4,382ndBest Weather: 4,679thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,706thSafest: 4,900thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,929thMost Developed: 5,023rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,049thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,341stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,473rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,565thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,841stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,850thLargest Governments: 5,938thHighest Economic Output: 6,493rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,591stSmartest Citizens: 7,338thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,837thMost Cultured: 8,155thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,217thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,299thLowest Crime Rates: 8,913thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,003rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,542ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,002ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,361stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,698thHighest Food Quality: 11,085thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,752ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,379thMost Secular: 12,965thHighest Average Incomes: 13,251stTop
Largest Populations: 15,669thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,645thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,892ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,030thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,419thMost Patriotic: 26,218th
Most Stationary: 90th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 172nd in the regionMost Influential: 198th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 204th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 216th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 233rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 255th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 260th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 261st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 270th in the regionSafest: 271st in the regionBest Weather: 273rd in the regionLargest Populations: 279th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 280th in the regionMost Developed: 299th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 315th in the regionLargest Governments: 326th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 327th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 329th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 353rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 373rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 388th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 401st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 411th in the regionMost Cultured: 426th in the regionNudest: 449th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 469th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 475th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 499th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 509th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 517th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 529th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 606th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 620th in the regionMost Secular: 625th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 630th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 641st in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 815th in the regionMost Patriotic: 922nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 991st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,040th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,044th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1,151st in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 333 » Yaorozu, Former English Colony, Great Bights Mum, Unimaginable Doom, The Teddy, Ermarian, Necromonia, Notyoutopia, Felpolandia, Sunto, Frances Francis the First of France, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Wineclaw, New Lakemba, Holy Oranz, Malta Comino Gozo, Siwale, Alice Gardens, SORT, Cloydicia, New Chilokver, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Holy Marcus Empire, Koda-Land, Diodone, Corfad, Yukti, Humptalumpta, Buckerino, Acrabinnia, Ice and Tinian, Ilisseia, The Iron Lions, Guyomartand, Universal State Formula, Panama Coalition, Unsophisticate, Pleroma Sans Romans, Phoronu, The Austro Germanic Union, Zyvetskistaahn, Shibutani, Soviet Terran, Empy, Free Culture, Zeternia, New Trisone, and 283 others.Zokk, Ethnon, Maott, Cinnibar, Amestris-Britannia, Dar es Saalam, Zeno-sama, Wilkshire, Kobagia, The Rhein States, Prydania, Arstungry, Gurou, Votak Matim, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Dreadton, Napnomadia, Ninjak30, The Windmilluminati, Pasargad, Guer Aike, The Sinclarian Provinces, Joodey, Solmetria, Neo Colorado, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Glurponia, Orado, Runeda, Seenvorland, The Tampa Bay Rays, PotatoFarmers, The Stratosphere Islands, Gnomewatchers, Tachycardia, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Nordic-British Union, Nationeer, Anungu, Valentine Z, Merconitonitopia, Freyford, Xagill, Lucedeia, Xyrron, Nova Arcania, Nisastria, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Aeolist, East Supple Lund, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Singamadri, Miamington, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Seanat, Simone Republic, Loptous, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Hardscrabble, Harjad, Lulubellia, Aerilia, Pigeonstan, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Animu Place, Fran Advar, Bankowiata, Ozstan, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Brsil, Desvios, Intion North, Ellbonnia, Nuronte, The Jerichowan Country, Joevala, A Salmon Named Harold, Rinadia, New Michag, Svenskskit, Confederacy of North America, Loungdako, Rockamaba, Folenz, Randomcountryland, ForestMythal, Gendirt, Storland, AmManies, Aryan Homeland, Perikuresu, Yellops, Felora, Tyirza, Neavira, Rising Sakura, Greater Ale Permars, Andanavia, Batatoland Empire, Havonosa, Logovets, Sopernia, Ariele, Alcavia, Card Kingdom, Capablanca, Capitista, Liberum Hibernia, Klodma, Paradeavenlisian States, Oannia, Amogus Sussy, Advancia-Sizzletown, ChristianVille of the USA, The Soloman islands, Hellsinky, New Terra-Nullius, Laudesia, Tibus Heth, Ayuzhhhhh, Altivia, Q w e r t y, Sojenre, Destroedor, Menouria, Intelbrazia, XD 2, Kastonvia, Aenglaland, Megopoli, Parpyduckland, The Erie Doctrine, Federation Terra Australis, Pazair, Dakota Territories, DarThvadrville, Imperial Pieserged, Bongo Mountain, Wisconsota, KAP03land, Pinguioris, Cobolica, Regallio, Ohiyo, Bornodia, Rezonovia, Fell Dunn, Immanuelia, Marganza, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Federated States of Nations, Kitabo, The Arverni Lands, Kandorith, Wes Doonsuka, El Guajuila, Landraya, Waystar Fujiwara International, Rex Republic, Blyskalia, Philipino, Gorundu, Cowbridge, The United Federal Nation, Telviesul, Blicia, Old Emporia, Bagojo, Brandilee, Sinelona, GPT-3, The Northeast Reigon, Inspiratus, Hops and Malt, Myrenia, Hulldom, Thought Obliteration, Varisland, Constantinolia, Hoppem, Ardonii, Zaldir, Loli County, Weeb cult, Filibustra, Napnap, Andhra and Telangana, Hogstein, The Executive, Aeurithianar, Roon and the Commander, Lil Nasbol, Barchroyionaria, Calanguistao, La F, Sundorlande, Amerislovakia, North Vengiria, Galbadiana, Dogtopia of Oz, Lundelbell, Solisortis, Plangainer, Jupi Utopia, Arjuna, Valiacorkit, Satyrosia, United States of Dictators, Libertarianists States, Gildenshtuck, Kitzgos, Spifftopiania, Fatski land, Sanctum Teriaris, Yara del sur, Sakupolis, Republikar, Omicron Persei V111, Prevaland, Shadow national, Sannius, Joanista, Vanesia, Vodea, Bardopia, Of Emptiness, Colonla, Ecinv, Vinandia, Pinky Queen, Nothing Of Value, Akaros, Lefevrerismo, Unitarian Universalism, Selfgradatude, Heilhum Imperius, Piura, Neweath, Roman Empire August, Flasankia Trash, Scroplia, Miyasaka, Testnation223, Praestania, Libertario do s, Communist Beijing Must be China, Inferior Impor, Surb Clant, Treekidistan, Ishtimbine, Crilland, Liberepublia, Berke Khan, Rumagna, Alfenheim, Danilo X7, Smib, The Bluelands, Sechiole, Hopenadya, Neutral Centrists, Huih, Sterulia, Kormisia, Aekp, Monitor, Metakizu, Neptunian Military Administration, Alpajuli of Ciangsans, SteelFists, Oceanica Empire, Your Own Medicine, Yokciq Empire, and SouxJei.