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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 236th Most Influential: 424th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,849th
The Pariah of
Democratic Socialists
Totum humanum genus, unum humanum genus, in aeternum un
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Great and Glorious Martese Unionins

Population9.832 billion

CapitalThe Grand City of Marta
LeaderGrand Imperatrix

CurrencyMartese Aurelius
AnimalSexy silver eagle of Unity

The Pariah of Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Imperatrix with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 9.832 billion Unionists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand City of Marta. The average income tax rate is 90.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Unionist economy, worth a remarkable 1,600 trillion Martese Aureliuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,821 Martese Aureliuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

There's never enough space in space, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, card collectors duel to the death, and kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great and Glorious Martese Unionins's national animal is the Sexy silver eagle of Unity, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is ranked 21,665th in the world and 867th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 279,063.66 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 236thMost Influential: 424thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,849thMost Efficient Economies: 3,901stMost Developed: 4,835thSafest: 5,229thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,360thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,784thBest Weather: 5,863rdMost Stationary: 6,138thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,174thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,338thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,347thLargest Governments: 6,378thHealthiest Citizens: 6,462ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,585thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,065thHighest Economic Output: 7,422ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,804thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,882ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,422ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,671stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,028thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,506thHighest Average Incomes: 9,939thLowest Crime Rates: 9,973rdMost Secular: 10,842ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,856thMost Cultured: 11,331stMost Advanced Public Education: 11,448thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,128thNudest: 12,637thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,665thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,811th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 85th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 109th in the regionMost Influential: 132nd in the regionMost Stationary: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 188th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 198th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 205th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 274th in the regionMost Developed: 280th in the regionSafest: 286th in the regionLargest Governments: 295th in the regionBest Weather: 318th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 322nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 328th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 346th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 346th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 352nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 355th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 355th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 358th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 369th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 376th in the regionLargest Populations: 381st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 396th in the regionTop
Nudest: 428th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 461st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 476th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 489th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 491st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 506th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 509th in the regionMost Cultured: 565th in the regionMost Secular: 584th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 596th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 637th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 648th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 313 » Yaorozu, Novare Res, Selfgradatude, Former English Colony, Great Bights Mum, Malvad, New Sekai, Unimaginable Doom, Republic of Destiny, The Teddy, Ermarian, Venezuelia, Q w e r t y, Necromonia, Ultima Terra, Apetopia, Notyoutopia, Felpolandia, Ceretis, Guslantis, Sunto, Frances Francis the First of France, The Isle of Grossmania, SillyString, Highton Islands, Kelvaros Prime, Esplandia, Xentherida, Palisede, Choistan, Calamazo, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Wineclaw, New Lakemba, Avalon, Holy Oranz, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Republic of Dixie, Malta Comino Gozo, Halcon siveriano, Siwale, Alice Gardens, The United Chase States, SORT, American MapleStory, Cloydicia, New Chilokver, Middle Drazzi, and 263 others.Pallaith, PlanetPunk, The Army Republic of Prussia, Beladev, Kwaj, Nord Botten, Aezus, Amerian States, Holy Marcus Empire, Ainsworth, Puczovska, General COE, ZimRobwe, Shin-Hachioji, Koda-Land, Diodone, Corfad, Dadastan Archipelago, Blackwood Coast, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Beodarasc, Senatra, Herzliyya, Humptalumpta, Buckerino, Acrabinnia, The Syca, Ice and Tinian, Ilisseia, Staniel, Bayern-Straubing, The Iron Lions, Guyomartand, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Erwo Stal, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, Panama Coalition, Wodan, The The Bierands, Unsophisticate, TerranulliuZ, Victoriaans Nederlands, Kyrianian, Mzeusia, Agrauron, Gladio II, Chamocha, Drasvidania, Ostrekoj, Ozstan, Edwerlantin, Wunderstrafanstalt, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Eglise Sainte Eve, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Outer Egorniand, Pleroma Sans Romans, Atain, The Kyziban Islands, Mecca-Switzerland, Albacria, Ka Ching, Phoronu, The Austro Germanic Union, Zyvetskistaahn, Arimbia, Lordelles, Nikhilesh23, Shibutani, Sea Ghost, Diche Choklate, Govornia, Californian Redwood, THX1138, Viridiann, Sakaryata, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Wisconsota, Misuvelia, Kylesburgh, Mahsoobia, United Draconia, Soviet Terran, Thoets, Empy, Free Culture, Kristalmaan, Racoda, The Galactic Triumvirate, The Tofiatary Arhipelago, Whereisthatistan, Quranite, Babacar, Sacrento, The Gamer Party, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Suicidistan, Zeternia, Kulgatha, New Trisone, Sundred, Zokk, Ethnon, CedieRKing, Alsace and Lorraine United, The United States of Romania, Hyperbanus, I am the one who knocks, Dovena, Voznesheim, Jalyort Empire, Maott, East Darlown Zamatraporia, Cinnibar, Aenglaland, Lunallian, Abject Ludicrosity, El Fiji Grande, The Holy Lands of Namiir, German Holy Roman Empire, East Wushen, Amestris-Britannia, Abrickhouse, Dar es Saalam, Democritus, Zeno-sama, Wilkshire, Yarecir, Fizban, Lotion Empire, Bananaaaaa, Rosewood-, Impler, Kobagia, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Aerovea, Brosod, Islamic Cali, Run Mayst Republic, Bojacks and Jills, The Black Cathedral, RedRunele, The Rhein States, The Pantheons, New Pruessen, Haram Reich, The Most Freedom Ever, Prydania, Amauri, Lionia, Bapaving, Arstungry, New Bremerton, Snoodum, Mtzkekizustania, New Eleria, McAncapland, Tyroshh, Ostrinios, The Serdey Islands, Spartoptia, Australis Terra, Gurou, Newrun, Mareor, Ethereal Expanse, Katschekistan, Nairland, Niradans, Novum Syndicate, SchoolHouse Rock, Transyania, Fun time land of Fun, Potatolandium, Votak Matim, Elysium and Palaven, Itallitopia, Newpromisedland, Vincone Cae, Oshonia, United Kahndaq, Yummy Blubber, Cool game nation, The Islands of Tonga, Magic Genovia, North Bratislava, Piptaimerfulopia, Sinelona, Uganda Knuckles UK, Valhalla123, Atomic Industry Islands, Scatologia, Adkins Station, Willifusland, Mathtopia, Asgardira, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, Demosora, Maovale, Machendel, Renzic, Papika, Lemniscata, The Notorious Mad Jack, Dreadton, Aurumos, Daedric Stellar Empire, First Republic of the Giandra, Xagill, Napnomadia, Stat Artha, Federation Terra Australis, JoeyTyrant, Sheldanada, Democratu, Bearical, Kalimora Aire, United North American, Ostrolia, Australiland, Ninjak30, Hong Kong Empire, The Realm of Dorne, Great Solordia, Black Templares, Warsaw-Halicz, Konostra, Cam Zazi, Militarized Algerstonia, Steraz, Zumlandia, The Windmilluminati, Lectionstan, The South Falls, Partax, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Guer Aike, Surikatia, Dercia, The Sinclarian Provinces, INTEGRAL, COCONUT-CITY, Alunya, Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisian Union, Targow, The Mike Roctafinserland, Crown Isles, Bridgett, Justanistan, Upper Theigiestanticiania, Ieprus, Revolutionary Sealand, Zemnaya Svoboda, Ara Antrizuls, Rionion, and 1 very fast endotarter.

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