The Federation of Staurlanidgerumiegisordia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Tonald Drump with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.768 billion Staurlanidgerumiegisordians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Staurlanidgerumiegisordia city. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Staurlanidgerumiegisordian economy, worth 123 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 69,755 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, and devotion to God is only skin-deep. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Staurlanidgerumiegisordia's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Staurlanidgerumiegisordia is ranked 190,121^st in the world and 7,859^th in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -6.24 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.