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Attempted Socialism

Population18.755 billion

LeaderChairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum

Currencywork-hour equivalent

The Solidarity Movement of Attempted Socialism is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.755 billion Socialists hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karlmarxhof. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist economy, worth a remarkable 4,694 trillion work-hour equivalents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 250,299 work-hour equivalents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, electricians spend more time in school than doctors, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new. Crime is totally unknown. Attempted Socialism's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Attempted Socialism is ranked 296,565th in the world and 6,646th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.34 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Advanced Public Education: 73rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 238thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 266thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 290thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 420thSmartest Citizens: 444thMost Advanced Public Transport: 591stMost Pacifist: 640thHighest Average Tax Rates: 645thLargest Welfare Programs: 674thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 721stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 905thLargest Governments: 905thSafest: 951stMost Secular: 987thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,026thMost Inclusive: 1,032ndNicest Citizens: 1,056thMost Developed: 1,072ndHighest Food Quality: 1,112thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,162ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,229thHealthiest Citizens: 1,269thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,271stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,349thMost Cultured: 1,369thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,422ndMost Influential: 1,602ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,856thLowest Crime Rates: 1,897thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,279thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,376thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,930thTop
Highest Economic Output: 3,649thMost Efficient Economies: 4,523rdBest Weather: 4,557thHighest Average Incomes: 5,253rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,057thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,635thTop
Nudest: 18,197thLargest Populations: 18,311th
Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionMost Pacifist: 32nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 37th in the regionSafest: 47th in the regionMost Inclusive: 49th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 49th in the regionMost Secular: 51st in the regionMost Cultured: 53rd in the regionMost Developed: 57th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 58th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 59th in the regionNicest Citizens: 59th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 61st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 67th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 73rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 73rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 86th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 99th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 113th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 137th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 158th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 186th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 210th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 238th in the regionBest Weather: 258th in the regionLargest Populations: 313th in the regionTop
Nudest: 359th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 371st in the regionMost Influential: 389th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 405th in the regionMost Politically Free: 529th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 600th in the region

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