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Most Advanced Public Education: 170thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 272ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 292nd
The Solidarity Movement of
Left-wing Utopia
Workers of the World, Unite!
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Attempted Socialism

Population15.146 billion

CapitalUniversity Campus
LeaderChairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum

Currencywork-hour equivalent
AnimalEgalitarian Dolphin

The Solidarity Movement of Attempted Socialism is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.146 billion Socialists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of University Campus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist economy, worth a remarkable 3,138 trillion work-hour equivalents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,213 work-hour equivalents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime is totally unknown. Attempted Socialism's national animal is the Egalitarian Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Attempted Socialism is ranked 61,296th in the world and 55th in The Internationale for Highest Drug Use, scoring 90.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 170thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 272ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 292ndLargest Welfare Programs: 343rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 377thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 495thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 522ndMost Pacifist: 629thMost Advanced Public Transport: 698thHighest Average Tax Rates: 753rdSafest: 822ndSmartest Citizens: 904thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,067thLargest Governments: 1,118thMost Developed: 1,138thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,246thNicest Citizens: 1,247thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,294thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,387thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,491stMost Inclusive: 1,493rdHighest Food Quality: 1,502ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,536thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,665thMost Cultured: 1,866thBest Weather: 2,379thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,683rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,800thMost Secular: 4,073rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,171stHighest Economic Output: 5,367thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,604thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,662ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,682ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,730thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,539thMost Efficient Economies: 9,882ndMost Influential: 9,935thTop
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Largest Populations: 19,828th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Attempted Socialism voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury.
  • : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
  • : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : Attempted Socialism voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
  • : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • : Attempted Socialism voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".

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