The American Insurgency of Former English Colony is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 33.227 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 4.0%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 5,369 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,613 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, there's a bustling black market for vegetables, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Former English Colony as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Former English Colony's national animal is the bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Former English Colony is ranked 92,545^th in the world and 5,819^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.