The American Insurgency of Former English Colony is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 30.666 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 3.2%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 5,061 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,052 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, teenage girls in knee-length surfer shorts have become a cultural icon of Former English Colony, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and bald eagle sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Former English Colony's national animal is the bald eagle and its national religion is a major religion.

Former English Colony is ranked 3,330^th in the world and 84^th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 13,524.03 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.