The American Insurgency of Former English Colony is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and national health service. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 31.051 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 3.2%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 5,112 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,643 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, teenage girls in knee-length surfer shorts have become a cultural icon of Former English Colony, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and bald eagle sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Former English Colony's national animal is the bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Former English Colony is ranked 163,260^th in the world and 8,802^nd in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 9.6 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.