The American Insurgency of Former English Colony is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, strictly enforced bedtime, and national health service. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 37.012 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 6,123 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,446 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

All the playground's a stage for American schoolchildren, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, and the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Former English Colony's national animal is the bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Former English Colony is ranked 4,572^nd in the world and 139^th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 11,983.34 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.