The American Insurgency of Former English Colony is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 33.753 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 5,523 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,640 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, and the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Former English Colony's national animal is the bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Former English Colony is ranked 20,834^th in the world and 824^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 285,588.08 Standard Monetary Units.