The Democratic Republic of Delitai is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Bob Exodus with an even hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.871 billion Delitaians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medan. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Delitaian economy, worth 652 trillion Deli Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 133,878 Deli Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Delitai are blocked up with orders for new public loos, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and the rich and poor vomit into separate bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Delitai's national animal is the Phoenix Ascent, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Delitai is ranked 5,329^th in the world and 252^nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.02 law-abiding acts per hour.