The ☭ Cross-Continental Union of Dakota Territories is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Astro Skovi with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.333 billion Dakotans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Defense and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bismarck. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Dakotan economy, worth 106 trillion CryptoSlavs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,528 CryptoSlavs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government has legalised small-scale capitalism, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dakota Territories's national animal is the furry, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Death.

Dakota Territories is ranked 131,639^th in the world and 6,259^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.58 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.