The United States of Walter Jackson is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.744 billion Walter Jacksonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 72.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Walter Jacksonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,385 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,481 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', one does not simply walk into the tundra, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walter Jackson's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christian.

Walter Jackson is ranked 414^th in the world and 15^th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 14,011.2 on the Hickory Productivity Index.