The United States of Walter Jackson is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.909 billion Walter Jacksonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Walter Jacksonian economy, worth 783 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,656 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walter Jackson's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christian.

Walter Jackson is ranked 6,379^th in the world and 208^th in The North Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.