The Democratic Republic of Seenvorland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Konstantin Monatzeder with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.208 billion Seenvorlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altbrunnland. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seenvorlandian economy, worth 153 trillion Mogons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,710 Mogons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, school football matches are usually five-a-side, and many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seenvorland's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Seenvorland is ranked 11,686^th in the world and 587^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 103 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.