The Democratic Republic of Seenvorland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Robert Schirrmacher with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.213 billion Seenvorlandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altbrunnland. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Seenvorlandian economy, worth 614 trillion Kingins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,778 Kingins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five, many in Seenvorland are born in the purple, red fabric is banned, and the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of President Robert Schirrmacher in ermine and velvet garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seenvorland's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Seenvorland is ranked 4,448^th in the world and 225^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,006.42 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.