The United Provinces of Aeolist is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Robert Alpis with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 9.562 billion Aeolistites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telic. The average income tax rate is 42.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Aeolistiti economy, worth a remarkable 1,828 trillion Mernas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,253 Mernas, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, A-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to President Robert Alpis, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aeolist's national animal is the Aeolistite Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aeolist is ranked 21,002^nd in the world and 1,141^st in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,374.54 on the Hickory Productivity Index.