The United Provinces of Aeolist is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Cooper Hooper with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.675 billion Aeolistites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telic. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aeolistiti economy, worth a remarkable 2,627 trillion Mernas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,148 Mernas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aeolist's national animal is the Aeolistite Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aeolist is ranked 17,440^th in the world and 847^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,919.02 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.