The United Provinces of Aeolist is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Cooper Hooper with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 16.597 billion Aeolistites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telic. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aeolistiti economy, worth a remarkable 3,167 trillion Mernas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,826 Mernas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When their backs are against the walls Aeolistites look out for gay men, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and the Telic Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aeolist's national animal is the Aeolistite Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aeolist is ranked 64,789^th in the world and 2,063^rd in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 54.33 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.