The United Provinces of Aeolist is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Robert Alpis with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.099 billion Aeolistites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telic. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aeolistian economy, worth a remarkable 1,269 trillion Mernas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,853 Mernas, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, the well-to-do in The North Pacific are never on time for important appointments, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, and petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Prime Minister Robert Alpis's window to draw attention to their issues. Crime is totally unknown. Aeolist's national animal is the Aeolistite Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

Aeolist is ranked 41,342^nd in the world and 2,288^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,814.2 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.