The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arthur with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.949 billion Loutslanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,438 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 272,454 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology, grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and the full title of Hon Arthur Vcte Mgve MF ELLLM GCLE runs to several pages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 279,916^th in the world and 8,362^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 12,260.46 Standard Monetary Units.