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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 51stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 57thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 70th
The Eternal Land of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Ignorance is the only sin.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.949 billion

FaithThe Loutslandian Church


The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arthur with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.949 billion Loutslanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,438 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 272,454 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology, grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and the full title of Hon Arthur Vcte Mgve MF ELLLM GCLE runs to several pages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 279,916th in the world and 8,362nd in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 12,260.46 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 51stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 57thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 70thMost Influential: 267thMost Valuable International Artwork: 413thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 534thMost Primitive: 905thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,035thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,226thMost Patriotic: 1,254thLargest Black Market: 1,260thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,564thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,809thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,461stMost Efficient Economies: 3,493rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,729thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,773rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,844thLowest Crime Rates: 3,944thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,833rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,122ndLargest Governments: 5,435thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,012thMost Developed: 6,028thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,231stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,622ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,913thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,077thHealthiest Citizens: 7,222ndHighest Economic Output: 8,431stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,868thSmartest Citizens: 10,756thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,970thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,482ndMost Secular: 13,329thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,345thTop
Most Stationary: 16,530thLargest Mining Sector: 19,629thBest Weather: 21,214thHighest Food Quality: 21,716thMost Inclusive: 25,699thLargest Retail Industry: 30,907th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionMost Primitive: 21st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Black Market: 41st in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 44th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionMost Patriotic: 48th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 52nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 54th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 146th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 166th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 167th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 172nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 199th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 210th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 212th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 222nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 235th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 244th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 260th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 277th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 283rd in the regionLargest Governments: 288th in the regionMost Developed: 338th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 341st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 380th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 403rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 412th in the regionMost Stationary: 436th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 461st in the regionTop
Most Secular: 521st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 543rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 585th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 662nd in the regionLargest Populations: 765th in the region

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