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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 206thMost Influential: 423rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,283rd
The KickAss Corrections Officers of
Father Knows Best State
Fast and Feared and Lead from the Front
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SORT

Population13.526 billion

CapitalFlorence

Currencydollar
Animaleagle

The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.526 billion SORTans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florence. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SORTan economy, worth a remarkable 1,466 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,441 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, childish pranks are no laughing matter, and class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

SORT is ranked 204,927th in the world and 7,594th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -183.92 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 206thMost Influential: 423rdTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,283rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,501stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,221stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,120thBest Weather: 8,867thLowest Crime Rates: 9,361stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,466thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,524thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,684thLargest Governments: 10,325thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,349thMost Patriotic: 10,398thMost Stationary: 10,479thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,013thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,037thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,176thHighest Economic Output: 12,352ndMost Subsidized Industry: 12,573rdMost Developed: 13,268thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,852ndMost Advanced Public Education: 15,296thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,616thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,067thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,476thSafest: 20,469thLargest Populations: 20,606th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 116th in the regionMost Influential: 135th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 162nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 214th in the regionMost Stationary: 238th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 317th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 325th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 418th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 447th in the regionMost Patriotic: 472nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 483rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 497th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 501st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 525th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 529th in the regionBest Weather: 530th in the regionLargest Governments: 534th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 539th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 570th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 682nd in the regionMost Developed: 766th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 778th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 806th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 841st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 848th in the region

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