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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 278th Most Influential: 620th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,047th
The KickAss Corrections Officers of
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Correctional Excellence. Respect. Integrity.
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The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.18 billion SORTans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SORT City. The average income tax rate is 86.9%.

The all-consuming SORTan economy, worth 515 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,558 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups, and prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

SORT is ranked 16,336th in the world and 785th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 111.57 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 278thMost Influential: 620thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,047thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,570thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,011thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 9,712thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,751stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,929thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,900thLowest Crime Rates: 12,572ndLargest Governments: 13,399thMost Conservative: 15,281st
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 171st in the regionMost Influential: 192nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 205th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 212th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 233rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 346th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 366th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 456th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 457th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 528th in the regionLargest Governments: 540th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 547th in the regionLargest Populations: 547th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 603rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 702nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 716th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 775th in the regionSafest: 785th in the regionMost Conservative: 785th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 165 » Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Karazan, Notyoutopia, Reannia, Empy, Vegetarian States, Unimaginable Doom, Sankami, Tokaryk, Sil Dorsett, Merconitonitopia, Halcon siveriano, Holy Oranz, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Elevation, Unsophisticate, Malta Comino Gozo, Bothia, New Sekai, Isimud, Ice and Tinian, Kingdom of Space, Arrivederci, Republic of Destiny, Kubrostavsria, Sunto, Xentherida, Chinstralia, Siwale, New Lakemba, Guslantis, Aris Republic, Crodaria, Tremagne de Taelmia, Jefffliu, Selfgradatude, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Kundam, Religioncord, Chukstik Illahi, Zyvetskistaahn, Colony of lasting Hopes, Shadowrik, Ovsterland, Celreostia, Arcadia of Kasterborous, Apetopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Bharathvarsh, and 115 others.Alice Gardens, OPArsenal, Enosville, Wisconsota, Toropikaru, Elspeth and Samina, The Rossinite Empire, Novare Res, Buckerino, Kaschovia, Lord Ravenclaw, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Valdr, Calamazo, Vazali, BrightFutures, 9 Normanhurst Road, Bayern-Straubing, Boggovia, Mk Steele, Southern Stroraia, SchoolHouse Rock, Wineclaw, Empire of the Dark Lords of the Sith, RoosterTeeth, Mercy Land, Omicron Persei V111, Fauyotte, Kelvaros Prime, American MapleStory, HMS Unicorn, Diodone, Dutchyland, Legique, Forever Islands, Lupus Imperium, Giganato, Vantompia, Highton Islands, Rouene, Phktla, GeorgeTheMiner, Venezuelia, Morrn, Chadwin, Helido, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Camarthen, Renetopia, New Phyrreus, Mecklenburg-Thornley, Xionn, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Koda-Land, Cloydicia, Auburn Rovial, Southern Allican, Q w e r t y, Rukonia, General COE, Kwaj, Montegan, Fengate, Moristia, StormRose, Vszeklina, Mayakava, Imperial Pene Rounitrang, Wooleystan, M Noor, Friently, Rayhanica, Azurius, Aragael, The Utopian Initiative, WE Empire, Sereeno, Panama Coalition, Hong Kong Empire, South Grand Mountain, Lagondia, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, Faxfleet, Wilkshire, Froesia, Bikeni Jobia, Cleoskye, Victoriaans Nederlands, Lamexanope, Coemgen, Kizja, Anima Proxa, Kobagia, Sanjurika, Freyford, Rylam, Walter Jackson, Dannyria, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Natorik, Ainsworth, Kek-, Plembobria, Marsh Castle, Prevaland, Zemnaya Svoboda, Puczovska, Sheppey, The The Bierands, Aenglaland, AdyLand, and Pits and Perverts.

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