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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 191stMost Influential: 394thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,596th
The KickAss Corrections Officers of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Correctional Excellence. Respect. Integrity.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.491 billion



The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.491 billion SORTans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florence. The average income tax rate is 90.7%.

The frighteningly efficient SORTan economy, worth a remarkable 1,135 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,192 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, the SORT Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and financial investors are noting a boom in artillery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

SORT is ranked 60,925th in the world and 3,113th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 4.76 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 191stMost Influential: 394thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,596thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,363rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,414thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,400thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,874thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 10,819thLowest Crime Rates: 11,011thLargest Governments: 11,117thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,438thBest Weather: 11,986thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,041stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,120thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,651stMost Stationary: 12,669thHighest Economic Output: 13,695thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,753rdMost Developed: 15,146thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,854thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,968th
Most Influential: 113th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 174th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 197th in the regionMost Stationary: 308th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 337th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 366th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 370th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 442nd in the regionLargest Populations: 443rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 470th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 489th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 519th in the regionLargest Governments: 529th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 547th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 558th in the regionBest Weather: 634th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 642nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 645th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 692nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 781st in the regionMost Developed: 808th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 839th in the region

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