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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 174thMost Influential: 483rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,441st
The KickAss Corrections Officers of
Father Knows Best State
Fast and Feared and Lead from the Front
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population15.543 billion



The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.543 billion SORTans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florence. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient SORTan economy, worth a remarkable 1,708 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,945 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, childish pranks are no laughing matter, and class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

SORT is ranked 14,145th in the world and 700th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,995.63 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 174thMost Influential: 483rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,441stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,509thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,743rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,072ndBest Weather: 8,267thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,415thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,970thMost Stationary: 9,303rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,584thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,698thLargest Governments: 9,960thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,620thHighest Economic Output: 11,457thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,437thMost Developed: 12,571stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,543rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,614thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,720thMost Patriotic: 13,784thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,145thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,543rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,738thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,306thLargest Populations: 18,751stSafest: 18,933rdMost Corrupt Governments: 20,900th
Most Influential: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 117th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 130th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 158th in the regionMost Stationary: 200th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 270th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 308th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 309th in the regionLargest Populations: 330th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 381st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 424th in the regionBest Weather: 466th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 470th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 478th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 512th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 513th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 519th in the regionMost Patriotic: 521st in the regionLargest Governments: 531st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 533rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 586th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 700th in the regionMost Developed: 713th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 769th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 826th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 842nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 921st in the regionSafest: 1,048th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,123rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,280th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,353rd in the region

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