The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.349 billion SORTans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florence. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.7%.
The all-consuming SORTan economy, worth 780 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 106,194 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, glamping SORTans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, and people's charity begins and ends at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in SORT, people's charity begins and ends at home.
- : SORT endorsed The Queendom of Trivania.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Queendom of Trivania.
- : Following new legislation in SORT, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
- : SORT endorsed The Protectorate of Komunno.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Protectorate of Komunno.
- : Following new legislation in SORT, glamping SORTans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
- : SORT endorsed The Colony of Prickly Town.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Colony of Prickly Town.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Republic of Maj Tonia Godgueeber.
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