The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.788 billion SORTans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SORT City. The average income tax rate is 90.1%.
The all-consuming SORTan economy, worth 661 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,408 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups, and prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : SORT endorsed The Enlightened State of Sundred.
- : SORT endorsed The Stunning Superiority of Sosash.
- : SORT endorsed The Republic of Zeternia.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Enlightened State of Sundred.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Stunning Superiority of Sosash.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Republic of Zeternia.
- : SORT endorsed The Republic of Quranite.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Republic of Quranite.
- : SORT endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of The Mace Kingdom.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of The Mace Kingdom.
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