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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 188th Most Influential: 384th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,553rd
The KickAss Corrections Officers of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Correctional Excellence. Respect. Integrity.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.699 billion



The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.699 billion SORTans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florence. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.4%.

The all-consuming SORTan economy, worth 797 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 103,572 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, glamping SORTans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, and people's charity begins and ends at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

SORT is ranked 153,430th in the world and 9,202nd in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 6.48 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 188thMost Influential: 384thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,553rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,339thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,592ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,803rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,917thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,546thLowest Crime Rates: 11,813thLargest Governments: 12,809thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,879thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,704thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,980thBest Weather: 15,018thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,325thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,583rdHighest Economic Output: 16,359thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,400th
Most Influential: 108th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 172nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 309th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 378th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 407th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 471st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 477th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 507th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 532nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 550th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 551st in the regionMost Stationary: 553rd in the regionLargest Governments: 579th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 619th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 653rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 753rd in the regionBest Weather: 836th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 839th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 901st in the region

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