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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 347th Most Influential: 575th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,792nd
The KickAss Corrections Officers of
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Correctional Excellence. Respect. Integrity.
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The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.824 billion SORTans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SORT City. The average income tax rate is 89.3%.

The all-consuming SORTan economy, worth 560 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,293 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups, and prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

SORT is ranked 136,947th in the world and 7,520th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 29.33 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 347thMost Influential: 575thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,792ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,467thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,470thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,029thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 9,339thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,050thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,781stLowest Crime Rates: 12,988thLargest Governments: 13,582ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,085thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,595th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 178th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 199th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 217th in the regionMost Influential: 218th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 287th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 343rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 407th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 430th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 501st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 524th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 529th in the regionLargest Governments: 568th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 568th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 633rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 712th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 778th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 787th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 818th in the regionMost Stationary: 902nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 912th in the regionSafest: 943rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 204 » Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Karazan, Notyoutopia, Reannia, Vegetarian States, Unimaginable Doom, Sankami, Tokaryk, Sil Dorsett, Merconitonitopia, Halcon siveriano, Holy Oranz, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Elevation, Unsophisticate, Malta Comino Gozo, Bothia, New Sekai, Isimud, Ice and Tinian, Kingdom of Space, Arrivederci, Republic of Destiny, Kubrostavsria, Sunto, Xentherida, Chinstralia, Siwale, New Lakemba, Guslantis, Aris Republic, Crodaria, Tremagne de Taelmia, Jefffliu, Selfgradatude, Kundam, Chukstik Illahi, Colony of lasting Hopes, Shadowrik, Celreostia, Apetopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Bharathvarsh, Alice Gardens, Enosville, Wisconsota, Toropikaru, The Rossinite Empire, Novare Res, and 154 others.Buckerino, Kaschovia, Lord Ravenclaw, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Calamazo, Vazali, BrightFutures, Bayern-Straubing, Boggovia, Mk Steele, Southern Stroraia, SchoolHouse Rock, Wineclaw, RoosterTeeth, Mercy Land, Omicron Persei V111, Kelvaros Prime, American MapleStory, HMS Unicorn, Diodone, Dutchyland, Legique, Lupus Imperium, Giganato, Highton Islands, Rouene, Phktla, Venezuelia, Chadwin, Helido, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Camarthen, Renetopia, New Phyrreus, Xionn, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Koda-Land, Cloydicia, Auburn Rovial, Southern Allican, Q w e r t y, Rukonia, General COE, Kwaj, Montegan, Fengate, Vszeklina, Imperial Pene Rounitrang, Wooleystan, Friently, Rayhanica, Aragael, The Utopian Initiative, WE Empire, Sereeno, Panama Coalition, HoNg KoNg EmPiRe, South Grand Mountain, Lagondia, Shin-Hachioji, Wilkshire, Lamexanope, Coemgen, Anima Proxa, Freyford, Rylam, Walter Jackson, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Natorik, Ainsworth, Kek-, Plembobria, Prevaland, Zemnaya Svoboda, Puczovska, Sheppey, The The Bierands, Aenglaland, AdyLand, The Utopian Movement, Ausmercia, Stareogratia, Transhumanist Anarchical Union, Xinchao, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Seven Hills, Cuyan, Erfworld, The Iron Lions, The Akhara Islands, Che Sana Und, Ostrinios, Aerilia, Montroyale, Dodione, Khorazan, The Lancerian Empire, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Amerian States, Kyoki Chudoku, Beodarasc, Vogonlandia, Tredano, Corfad, Maestros haven, Coppicia, Pakistan 001, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Territorio di Nessuno, Lionia, The Free Californian People, Asuroka, Phillywob, Slaughterhouse Nine, Wodan, Fawkenia, Forunte, Blurds, Thenaca, Felhaven, Pria Xennes, Deropia, Republic of Dixie, Zedeya, Victoriaans Nederlands, The Curry Islands, Libotionia, New-El, Midds Conia, Chamocha, What is new, Agrauron, GDL3, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Zigarusstan, ThE eNd oF eE, Minka Darykaan, NatsukiLand, Sanjurika, Malvad, Ozstan, Gospel Power, Dechire par la Guerre, Saint Marks Island, Astal Aavors, Lungha, ABC, Celebia, and Bridgett.

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