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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 186thMost Influential: 385thMost Valuable International Artwork: 876th
The KickAss Corrections Officers of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Fast and Feared and Lead from the Front
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population12.831 billion



The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.831 billion SORTans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florence. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SORTan economy, worth a remarkable 1,400 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,122 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, childish pranks are no laughing matter, and class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

SORT is ranked 91,149th in the world and 2,135th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 614 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 186thMost Influential: 385thMost Valuable International Artwork: 876thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,254thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,513thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,280thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,748thLowest Crime Rates: 9,217thBest Weather: 9,372ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,942ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,971stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,055thLargest Governments: 10,101stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,225thMost Stationary: 11,014thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,940thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,529thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,821stMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,954thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,134thMost Developed: 13,255thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,632ndHighest Poor Incomes: 16,857thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,461stMost Corrupt Governments: 17,563rdLargest Populations: 20,945thSafest: 22,013th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 115th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 116th in the regionMost Influential: 124th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 225th in the regionMost Stationary: 243rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 272nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 318th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 402nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 412th in the regionLargest Populations: 446th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 474th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 505th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 522nd in the regionBest Weather: 541st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 548th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 564th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 568th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 609th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 672nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 721st in the regionMost Developed: 764th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 797th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 827th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 937th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 970th in the region

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