The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.233 billion SORTans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SORT City. The average income tax rate is 89.8%.
The all-consuming SORTan economy, worth 603 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,760 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups, and prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : SORT was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Benolia.
- : SORT was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Monarchy-Matriarchy of Crazy Kongo.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Eternally Damned of Yukkira.
- : SORT endorsed The Eternally Damned of Yukkira.
- : SORT endorsed The Kingdom of Plembobria.
- : SORT endorsed The Democratic Republic of Freienland.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Freienland.
- : SORT endorsed The Armed Republic of New Pleasant Hill.
- : SORT endorsed The United States of Mordant99.
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