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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 381st Most Influential: 600th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,601st
The KickAss Corrections Officers of
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Correctional Excellence. Respect. Integrity.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.233 billion

CapitalSORT City


The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.233 billion SORTans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SORT City. The average income tax rate is 89.8%.

The all-consuming SORTan economy, worth 603 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,760 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups, and prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

SORT is ranked 81,640th in the world and 4,432nd in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,681.65 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 381stMost Influential: 600thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,601stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,378thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,607thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,988thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 9,291stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,067thLowest Crime Rates: 13,122ndLargest Governments: 13,631stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,372ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,413thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,106th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 178th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 210th in the regionMost Influential: 226th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 293rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 358th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 429th in the regionLargest Populations: 480th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 493rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 513th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 520th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 575th in the regionLargest Governments: 579th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 593rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 650th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 768th in the regionMost Stationary: 800th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 870th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 961st in the regionSafest: 963rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 204 » Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Karazan, Notyoutopia, Unimaginable Doom, Sankami, Tokaryk, Sil Dorsett, Merconitonitopia, Halcon siveriano, Holy Oranz, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Elevation, Unsophisticate, Malta Comino Gozo, Bothia, New Sekai, Isimud, Ice and Tinian, Kingdom of Space, Arrivederci, Republic of Destiny, Kubrostavsria, Sunto, Xentherida, Siwale, New Lakemba, Guslantis, Aris Republic, Crodaria, Tremagne de Taelmia, Jefffliu, Selfgradatude, Kundam, Chukstik Illahi, Colony of lasting Hopes, Shadowrik, Celreostia, Apetopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Bharathvarsh, Alice Gardens, Enosville, Wisconsota, Toropikaru, The Rossinite Empire, Novare Res, Buckerino, Kaschovia, Lord Ravenclaw, and 154 others.Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Calamazo, Vazali, BrightFutures, Bayern-Straubing, Boggovia, Mk Steele, Southern Stroraia, SchoolHouse Rock, Wineclaw, RoosterTeeth, Mercy Land, Omicron Persei V111, Kelvaros Prime, American MapleStory, HMS Unicorn, Diodone, Dutchyland, Legique, Giganato, Highton Islands, Rouene, Venezuelia, Chadwin, Helido, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Camarthen, Renetopia, New Phyrreus, Xionn, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Koda-Land, Cloydicia, Southern Allican, Q w e r t y, General COE, Kwaj, Montegan, Fengate, Vszeklina, Imperial Pene Rounitrang, Wooleystan, Friently, The Utopian Initiative, WE Empire, Panama Coalition, Hong Kong Empire, South Grand Mountain, Shin-Hachioji, Wilkshire, Lamexanope, Anima Proxa, Rylam, Walter Jackson, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Natorik, Ainsworth, Kek-, Plembobria, Prevaland, Puczovska, Sheppey, The The Bierands, AdyLand, Xinchao, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Seven Hills, Cuyan, The Iron Lions, The Akhara Islands, Che Sana Und, Ostrinios, Aerilia, Montroyale, Dodione, Khorazan, The Lancerian Empire, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Amerian States, Kyoki Chudoku, Beodarasc, Vogonlandia, Tredano, Corfad, Pakistan 001, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Territorio di Nessuno, Lionia, The Free Californian People, Phillywob, Wodan, Forunte, Thenaca, Felhaven, Pria Xennes, Republic of Dixie, Zedeya, Victoriaans Nederlands, The Curry Islands, Midds Conia, Chamocha, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Zigarusstan, ThE eNd oF eE, NatsukiLand, Malvad, Ozstan, Astal Aavors, Lungha, ABC, Celebia, Bridgett, The Prole, Eglise Sainte Eve, Alsatian Island, The South Falls, Socialist Cooperative Republics, Illusia and Neverendia, Alluviana, Itallitopia, Pop Prorp, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, The Mazur Empire, Rainengrad, Drasvidania, Ktyria, Morlanka, Atain, Canada GR, LaKronia, Do You No De Wae, Vexilia, Mirandako Herri Errepublika, Xagill, Great Solordia, Phoronu, Pandessiand, Caish Empire, TerranulliuZ, Wesley Republic, Old Republic of Greece, Ka Ching, Mordant99, New Pleasant Hill, Freienland, Yukkira, Crazy Kongo, and Benolia.

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