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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 378th Most Influential: 619th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,496th
The KickAss Corrections Officers of
Moralistic Democracy
Correctional Excellence. Respect. Integrity.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.788 billion

CapitalSORT City


The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.788 billion SORTans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SORT City. The average income tax rate is 90.1%.

The all-consuming SORTan economy, worth 661 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,408 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups, and prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

SORT is ranked 18,355th in the world and 892nd in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,634.54 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 378thMost Influential: 619thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,496thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,929thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,795thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,831stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,905thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,221stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,395thLargest Governments: 13,579thLowest Crime Rates: 13,584thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,629thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,658thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,355th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 177th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 200th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 201st in the regionMost Influential: 229th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 280th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 371st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 405th in the regionLargest Populations: 466th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 518th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 549th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 560th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 587th in the regionLargest Governments: 606th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 633rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 641st in the regionMost Stationary: 696th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 816th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 892nd in the region

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