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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 324th Most Influential: 547th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,940th
The KickAss Corrections Officers of
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Correctional Excellence. Respect. Integrity.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.506 billion SORTans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SORT City. The average income tax rate is 87.6%.

The all-consuming SORTan economy, worth 542 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,466 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups, and prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

SORT is ranked 98,507th in the world and 5,265th in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 557 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 324thMost Influential: 547thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,940thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,547thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,847thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 9,501stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,626thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,691stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,128thLowest Crime Rates: 12,622ndLargest Governments: 13,491stSafest: 16,372ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,442nd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 180th in the regionMost Influential: 188th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 207th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 230th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 280th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 364th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 368th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 452nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 493rd in the regionLargest Populations: 514th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 517th in the regionLargest Governments: 554th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 555th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 628th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 687th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 751st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 759th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 772nd in the regionSafest: 804th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 207 » Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Karazan, Notyoutopia, Reannia, Vegetarian States, Unimaginable Doom, Sankami, Tokaryk, Sil Dorsett, Merconitonitopia, Halcon siveriano, Holy Oranz, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Elevation, Unsophisticate, Malta Comino Gozo, Bothia, New Sekai, Isimud, Ice and Tinian, Kingdom of Space, Arrivederci, Republic of Destiny, Kubrostavsria, Sunto, Xentherida, Chinstralia, Siwale, New Lakemba, Guslantis, Aris Republic, Crodaria, Tremagne de Taelmia, Jefffliu, Selfgradatude, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Kundam, Chukstik Illahi, Colony of lasting Hopes, Shadowrik, Celreostia, Apetopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Bharathvarsh, Alice Gardens, Enosville, Wisconsota, Toropikaru, Elspeth and Samina, and 157 others.The Rossinite Empire, Novare Res, Buckerino, Kaschovia, Lord Ravenclaw, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Calamazo, Vazali, BrightFutures, 9 Normanhurst Road, Bayern-Straubing, Boggovia, Mk Steele, Southern Stroraia, SchoolHouse Rock, Wineclaw, RoosterTeeth, Mercy Land, Omicron Persei V111, Kelvaros Prime, American MapleStory, HMS Unicorn, Diodone, Dutchyland, Legique, Forever Islands, Lupus Imperium, Giganato, Vantompia, Highton Islands, Rouene, Phktla, GeorgeTheMiner, Venezuelia, Morrn, Chadwin, Helido, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Camarthen, Renetopia, New Phyrreus, Xionn, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Koda-Land, Cloydicia, Auburn Rovial, Southern Allican, Q w e r t y, Rukonia, General COE, Kwaj, Montegan, Fengate, Vszeklina, Mayakava, Imperial Pene Rounitrang, Wooleystan, Friently, Rayhanica, Azurius, Aragael, The Utopian Initiative, WE Empire, Sereeno, Panama Coalition, Hong Kong Empire, South Grand Mountain, Lagondia, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, Wilkshire, Cleoskye, Lamexanope, Coemgen, Anima Proxa, Sanjurika, Freyford, Rylam, Walter Jackson, Dannyria, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Natorik, Ainsworth, Kek-, Plembobria, Marsh Castle, Prevaland, Zemnaya Svoboda, Puczovska, Sheppey, The The Bierands, Aenglaland, AdyLand, Pits and Perverts, Beowulfe, The Utopian Movement, Ausmercia, Stareogratia, Transhumanist Anarchical Union, Articune, Xinchao, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Sailence, Seven Hills, Cuyan, Erfworld, Clintonburge, The Iron Lions, The Akhara Islands, Che Sana Und, Ostrinios, Aerilia, Montroyale, Dodione, Khorazan, The Lancerian Empire, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Zandir Antari, Amerian States, Kyoki Chudoku, Beodarasc, Vogonlandia, Tredano, Corfad, Maestros haven, Hannover Stadt, Coppicia, Pakistan 001, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Territorio di Nessuno, Lionia, Fckinablearisticationalia, The Free Californian People, Asuroka, Phillywob, Slaughterhouse Nine, Wodan, Fawkenia, Rockym, Forunte, Blurds, Thenaca, Felhaven, Pria Xennes, Yukkira, Deropia, Republic of Dixie, Zedeya, Victoriaans Nederlands, The Bastion Isles, The Curry Islands, Libotionia, New-El, and Midds Conia.

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