by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 24thLeast Corrupt Governments: 94thMost Inclusive: 119th
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Accepting all new immigrants!
The Committee
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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New Lakemba

Population13.441 billion

CapitalNew Canberra
LeaderThe Committee

CurrencyNew Lakembian Standard Kebab
AnimalAnimal Kingdom

The Commonwealth of New Lakemba is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Committee with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.441 billion New Lakembans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canberra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Lakemban economy, worth a remarkable 3,875 trillion New Lakembian Standard Kebabs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 288,330 New Lakembian Standard Kebabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, and it's often raining men (hallelujah) in New Canberra. Crime is totally unknown. New Lakemba's national animal is the Animal Kingdom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Lakemba is ranked 119th in the world and 8th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 701.16 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 24thLeast Corrupt Governments: 94thMost Inclusive: 119thMost Influential: 160thMost Compassionate Citizens: 202ndSafest: 204thHighest Food Quality: 233rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 274thNicest Citizens: 282ndMost Developed: 325thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 328thMost Pacifist: 336thSmartest Citizens: 347thHealthiest Citizens: 353rdLongest Average Lifespans: 356thMost Advanced Public Transport: 362ndMost Beautiful Environments: 371stMost Scientifically Advanced: 403rdMost Advanced Public Education: 434thHighest Average Tax Rates: 470thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 491stLargest Governments: 514thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 520thMost Secular: 527thLargest Welfare Programs: 544thMost Cultured: 599thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 618thBest Weather: 684thLowest Crime Rates: 926thMost Rebellious Youth: 959thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,007thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,119thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,368thHighest Economic Output: 3,283rdMost Stationary: 6,189thMost Patriotic: 6,219thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,279thMost Efficient Economies: 6,880thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,169thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,894thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,207thLargest Populations: 20,840th
Least Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 23rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30th in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 41st in the regionBest Weather: 48th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 50th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 54th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 95th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 113th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 118th in the regionMost Stationary: 125th in the regionMost Patriotic: 293rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 313th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 392nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 450th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 577th in the regionNudest: 598th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 660th in the region

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