The Commonwealth of New Lakemba is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Committee with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, vat-grown people, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 5.087 billion New Lakembans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canberra. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient New Lakemban economy, worth a remarkable 1,057 trillion New Lakembian Standard Kebabs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,873 New Lakembian Standard Kebabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of New Lakemba's radio stations, and the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress. Crime is totally unknown. New Lakemba's national animal is the Animal Kingdom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Lakemba was endorsed by The United States of Erwo Stal.
- : New Lakemba was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
- : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of New Lakemba's radio stations.
- : New Lakemba endorsed The Francis Underwood Presidency of The Official United States of America.
- : New Lakemba endorsed The United States of Erwo Stal.
- : New Lakemba was endorsed by The Francis Underwood Presidency of The Official United States of America.
- : New Lakemba was endorsed by The Murderhobos of Slaughterhouse Nine.
- : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
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