The Commonwealth of New Lakemba is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Committee with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 5.79 billion New Lakembans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canberra. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.
The frighteningly efficient New Lakemban economy, worth a remarkable 1,301 trillion New Lakembian Standard Kebabs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,768 New Lakembian Standard Kebabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, conspiracy theorists allege New Canberra's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small caliber bullets, and the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned. Crime is totally unknown. New Lakemba's national animal is the Animal Kingdom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned.
- : New Lakemba endorsed The Empire of JimBrownland.
- : New Lakemba was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Alarys.
- : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small caliber bullets.
- : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, conspiracy theorists allege New Canberra's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
- : New Lakemba endorsed The Republic of Lielvaarde.
- : New Lakemba endorsed The Matriarchy of Alarys.
- : New Lakemba endorsed The Free Land of Khaganite.
- : New Lakemba was endorsed by The Dictatorship of The Prole.
- : New Lakemba was endorsed by The Free Land of Khaganite.
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