by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 88th Most Influential: 173rd Most Inclusive: 220th
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Accepting all new immigrants!
The Committee
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Commonwealth of New Lakemba is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Committee with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 5.445 billion New Lakembans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canberra. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New Lakemban economy, worth a remarkable 1,182 trillion New Lakembian Standard Kebabs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,167 New Lakembian Standard Kebabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime is totally unknown. New Lakemba's national animal is the Animal Kingdom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Lakemba is ranked 151,094th in the world and 8,042nd in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -9.57 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 88thMost Influential: 173rdMost Inclusive: 220thLargest Information Technology Sector: 391stLeast Corrupt Governments: 411thMost Secular: 416thMost Advanced Public Transport: 428thMost Scientifically Advanced: 610thSafest: 636thMost Compassionate Citizens: 650thMost Advanced Public Education: 756thMost Developed: 784thLargest Welfare Programs: 862ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 881stSmartest Citizens: 896thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,089thLargest Governments: 1,125thNicest Citizens: 1,138thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,157thMost Cultured: 1,280thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,333rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,334thMost Pacifist: 1,441stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,524thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,666thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,772ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,789thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,015thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,286thLowest Crime Rates: 2,703rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,702ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,073rdNudest: 8,360thTop
Highest Economic Output: 8,876thMost Stationary: 11,087thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,276th
Most Inclusive: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 32nd in the regionSafest: 34th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 36th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 38th in the regionMost Developed: 42nd in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 52nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 54th in the regionNicest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 55th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 56th in the regionLargest Governments: 57th in the regionMost Cultured: 65th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 66th in the regionMost Pacifist: 69th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 71st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 78th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 86th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 87th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 101st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 121st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 138th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 148th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 218th in the regionMost Stationary: 257th in the regionNudest: 259th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 523rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 545th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 642nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : New Lakemba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Marriage Equality"".
  • : New Lakemba endorsed The Republic of 20XX Nation.
  • : New Lakemba was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : New Lakemba was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of The Parque.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter New Lakemba are highly popular tourist destinations.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 430 » Yaorozu, Venezuelia, New Sekai, BrightFutures, Calamazo, Republic of Destiny, Unimaginable Doom, Chinstralia, Selfgradatude, Novare Res, The Teddy, South Isles, Malvad, The Army Republic of Prussia, Dutchyland, The Big Bad Boo, Bothia, Chedonia, Zeroxis, Wineclaw, Renetopia, Former English Colony, Kingdom of Space, Chris Hallett, Eglise Sainte Eve, Q w e r t y, Whereisthatistan, New Trisone, Camarthen, Karazan, Sadakoyama, Jefffliu, HMS Unicorn, Chadwin, Fengate, Apetopia, The Rossinite Empire, Saint Tomaston, SYRIXIA, Anarchy Sites, Ceretis, The Efteling, Commonwealth of Transcaspia, Esplandia, Lionia, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Guslantis, Tokaryk, Sunto, Notyoutopia, and 380 others.Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Run Mayst Republic, Frances Francis the First of France, Chukstik Illahi, The Isle of Grossmania, Druadach, Bharathvarsh, Kelvaros Prime, Pasargad, Celreostia, SillyString, Meritdom, Choistan, Manticore utopia, Merconitonitopia, Phktla, Revolutionary Sealand, The Bureaucratic Territories, Elspeth and Samina, Giganato, Palisede, Noster, Yatzatz, Yeraennus, Tianqing, Ordo of People, Ikilandia, United Archipelago Timor, Vegetarian States, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Foraldn, Vantaria, New Ganjastan, Shadowrik, Lagondia, Nationalist Peoples Party, Great Bights Mum, Joodey, RoosterTeeth, New Phyrreus, Sacrento, Mk Steele, Diodone, The Lugansk Republic, Wisconsota, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Bayern-Straubing, Sankami, Corfad, Ostrekoj, Isimud, Lemonbiscuits, Plumas, Hellstown, Republic of Dixie, Avalon, Thneedtown, French Bananastan, Beagles Reborn, Holy Oranz, American MapleStory, Potatolandium, Arach-Naga Combine, Yurc, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, ShortBusCrashed, Dantooin, Formosai, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Reannia, Godly City, Walter Jackson, New Fingland, Morrn, Humptalumpta, SchoolHouse Rock, Siwale, SORT, Tows Brorolmat, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Kubrostavsria, Upper Sam Dodovi, Wooleystan, Indereac Lanx, Surrus, GeorgeTheMiner, Pria Xennes, Malta Comino Gozo, Arrivederci, New South Danmark, Solestia, New Rivia, Necromonia, The United Chase States, Enosville, Sophista, Coemgen, Alice Gardens, Crodaria, Vszeklina, Tuand Seton, Vazali, The Kyziban Islands, WE Empire, Kaschovia, Lord Ravenclaw, Helido, Edon-Ko, Plak, HereIsPotato, United States of Tennessean, Hoiya, Panama Coalition, Tharissus, Southern Stroraia, Colony of lasting Hopes, Mercy Land, KingT, Thenaca, Omicron Persei V111, Antmn2, ABC, New Chilokver, Cloydicia, Tee Googly Coffee Me, Northern Scovia, Ubervania, Lamexanope, Northern Gala Arment Toustavo, Heritage Quay, Pallaith, Imperial Pene Rounitrang, Orslan, Mhazi, Beladev, PlanetPunk, Rukonia, Ilisseia, Gnate, Halcon siveriano, Kwaj, Ostrinios, Pleroma Sans Romans, The Utopian Initiative, Amerian States, East Wake Island, Lupus Imperium, Staadnau Gol, Puczovska, Aragael, Massarie, Ainsworth, General COE, Kiberio, The FNBs, Kundam, Cato Minoria, Ateala, Friently, Cookiesia, South Grand Mountain, Hong Kong Empire, Middle Drazzi, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, Legique, Zedeya, Cleoskye, ZimRobwe, Neo Colorado, Paxiosolange, Natorik, Blurds, Forunte, Soviet Terran, Rylam, Sanjurika, Anima Proxa, Fuoreew, Free State of Whitemeadow, Zatrela, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Mecca-Switzerland, Beodarasc, The Curry Islands, Plembobria, Marsh Castle, Nullum Crimen, Senatra, Prevaland, Sheppey, Republic of Margar, Holy Trinity 2015, Bread and Bust, Drowville, Koda-Land, New Pleasant Hill, Dopeland420, Southern Dracs, Zemnaya Svoboda, Atmana, Yaris, Aezus, Nord Botten, Wilkshire, Tryberion, Robscistan, Zupla, Nervan Rade, The Republic of 8th Co, Slaughterhouse Nine, The Official United States of America, Erwo Stal, Dadastan Archipelago, Beowulfe, Aenglaland, AdyLand, Herzliyya, The Holy Badass Empire, Misthas, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, The Intelligent Peoples, Kilactic Regeneration, Galits, Berikasa, TerranulliuZ, Montroyale, The Utopian Movement, Titan, Chamocha, Cinnapa-Lussadria, Kyoki Chudoku, Buckerino, Barragan and Santa Lucia, Central Philadelphia, Democratic Duch Vartahreors, Avornica, Ausmercia, Acrabinnia, Thythos, The Syca, QAYYUM, Canne Douthstan, Clintonburge, Al-Shabazz, Tel Qual, Sailence, Meeppolis, Alan Justice, Stareogratia, The Free Californian People, Ice and Tinian, United States of Panthalassa, Bellyzna, Corutsca, Pax Renica, Azurius, Peytonamia, Aquatic, United Brunstovia, Dicko, Articune, Transhumanist Anarchical Union, Ribbleton, The Wholly Concordant See, Lungha, Asuroka, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Universal State Formula, Cosmerica, Horsley Land, Dovahkiria, Athenian Coalition, Euginus, Ichabodstan, Sereeno, Vogonlandia, New Godastrada, Cuyan, Dagat Uragan, Kranostav, Seven Hills, Joenasoe, Neo Hungarica, Vexilia, The Akhara Islands, Yubadai, The Lancerian Empire, Oroam, Aerilia, The Iron Lions, Ausrea, Coppicia, Aroa, ASongOfIceAndFire, Rileys Empire, Upper West Side Soweto, Mouxordia, Thomas Insaniac, Aldelaria, Amestrisi, The Austro Germanic Union, Hexago, Moubarakistan, Somewherefar, Celebia, Gmt2001, Schnaebichaetscherstan, AceytlCholine, Rosvenia, Zandir Antari, The Kallandikonk, Keelut, Socialist Cooperative Republics, UTOPIAN EARTH, Pakistan 001, Dodione, Maestros haven, Territorio di Nessuno, Hannover Stadt, The The Bierands, Reneda, Kek-, Swiss Peace, Phiefen Islands, Walist, Tredano, Nyvan, Che Sana Und, The Happily Oppressed, Palespana, Xinchao, Fckinablearisticationalia, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Cristalina, Kahlistan, South Aetulia, Nustar, Central Goodland, The Archer Republic, Phillywob, Unsophisticate, Liberal Republics Union, Wodan, Velon, Bax-Landia, Cruzh, Fawkenia, Keybobo, Rockym, Yukkira, Felhaven, The Lunar Brotherhood Knights, Wallemann, Lexicon 2, Lyncis, Aisling, Ostrolia, Qyrym, Deropia, PaxGermania, Kyrianian, Castlewood, Superior Indonesia, St Remy, Zokk, Sile Maungistan, Alscotia, Covr, Victoriaans Nederlands, Libotionia, Phualand, The Bastion Isles, Azzarel, Maott, Xystopia, New-El, and The Parque.

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