by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 80th Most Influential: 198th Most Inclusive: 212th
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Accepting all new immigrants!
The Committee
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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New Lakemba

Population8.198 billion

CapitalNew Canberra
LeaderThe Committee

CurrencyNew Lakembian Standard Kebab
AnimalAnimal Kingdom

The Commonwealth of New Lakemba is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Committee with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, avant-garde cinema, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 8.198 billion New Lakembans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canberra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Lakemban economy, worth a remarkable 1,990 trillion New Lakembian Standard Kebabs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 242,743 New Lakembian Standard Kebabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies. Crime is totally unknown. New Lakemba's national animal is the Animal Kingdom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Lakemba is ranked 17,755th in the world and 665th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 312,699.19 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 80thMost Influential: 198thMost Inclusive: 212thLeast Corrupt Governments: 241stLargest Information Technology Sector: 344thMost Advanced Public Transport: 356thSafest: 409thMost Compassionate Citizens: 456thMost Developed: 507thMost Scientifically Advanced: 547thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 569thMost Advanced Public Education: 589thLongest Average Lifespans: 623rdSmartest Citizens: 662ndNicest Citizens: 720thLargest Welfare Programs: 765thHighest Average Tax Rates: 770thLargest Governments: 782ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 802ndMost Cultured: 860thMost Pacifist: 876thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 887thHealthiest Citizens: 905thMost Beautiful Environments: 911thMost Secular: 1,000thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,244thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,433rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,473rdTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,726thLowest Crime Rates: 1,738thHighest Average Incomes: 2,998thBest Weather: 4,157thMost Efficient Economies: 4,687thHighest Economic Output: 5,628thTop
Most Stationary: 8,288th
Most Inclusive: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionSafest: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 33rd in the regionLargest Governments: 34th in the regionMost Cultured: 35th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 37th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 40th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 40th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 41st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 41st in the regionNicest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Secular: 49th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 50th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 51st in the regionMost Pacifist: 52nd in the regionMost Influential: 57th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 63rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 65th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 67th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 70th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 89th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 120th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 135th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 146th in the regionMost Stationary: 189th in the regionBest Weather: 235th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 470th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 665th in the regionMost Politically Free: 736th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 762nd in the region

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