by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 81st Most Influential: 168th Most Inclusive: 196th
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Accepting all new immigrants!
The Committee
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Commonwealth of New Lakemba is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Committee with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 5.79 billion New Lakembans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canberra. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient New Lakemban economy, worth a remarkable 1,301 trillion New Lakembian Standard Kebabs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,768 New Lakembian Standard Kebabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, conspiracy theorists allege New Canberra's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small caliber bullets, and the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned. Crime is totally unknown. New Lakemba's national animal is the Animal Kingdom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Lakemba is ranked 562nd in the world and 24th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 651.32 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 81stMost Influential: 168thMost Inclusive: 196thLeast Corrupt Governments: 336thLargest Information Technology Sector: 372ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 377thSafest: 538thMost Secular: 552ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 562ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 574thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 652ndMost Advanced Public Education: 682ndMost Developed: 708thLargest Welfare Programs: 783rdSmartest Citizens: 804thHighest Average Tax Rates: 964thNicest Citizens: 967thLargest Governments: 999thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,002ndMost Cultured: 1,128thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,153rdMost Pacifist: 1,244thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,264thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,293rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,547thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,673rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,791stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,875thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,320thLowest Crime Rates: 2,377thHighest Average Incomes: 3,462ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,177thHighest Economic Output: 8,209thTop
Most Stationary: 10,595thNudest: 12,507th
Most Inclusive: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionSafest: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 38th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 45th in the regionNicest Citizens: 46th in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 49th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 50th in the regionMost Influential: 51st in the regionMost Pacifist: 51st in the regionMost Cultured: 55th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 55th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 56th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 69th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 71st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 78th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 79th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 84th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 107th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 121st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 147th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 200th in the regionMost Stationary: 243rd in the regionNudest: 363rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 509th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 685th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 982nd in the region

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