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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 102nd Most Inclusive: 219th Most Influential: 238th
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New Lakemba

Population7.649 billion

CapitalNew Canberra
LeaderThe Committee

CurrencyNew Lakembian Standard Kebab
AnimalAnimal Kingdom

The Commonwealth of New Lakemba is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Committee with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 7.649 billion New Lakembans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canberra. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient New Lakemban economy, worth a remarkable 1,814 trillion New Lakembian Standard Kebabs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 237,205 New Lakembian Standard Kebabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, the doctor has cold hands, and overweight people receive reparations checks from fast-food chains. Crime is totally unknown. New Lakemba's national animal is the Animal Kingdom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Lakemba is ranked 1,031st in the world and 55th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 222.23 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 102ndMost Inclusive: 219thMost Influential: 238thLeast Corrupt Governments: 245thLargest Information Technology Sector: 346thMost Advanced Public Transport: 424thSafest: 464thMost Compassionate Citizens: 511thMost Scientifically Advanced: 557thMost Developed: 574thMost Advanced Public Education: 608thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 614thSmartest Citizens: 695thLongest Average Lifespans: 718thLargest Welfare Programs: 773rdNicest Citizens: 817thHighest Average Tax Rates: 848thLargest Governments: 854thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 926thMost Cultured: 942ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 998thMost Pacifist: 1,031stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,055thMost Secular: 1,111thHealthiest Citizens: 1,115thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,569thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,639thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,709thLowest Crime Rates: 2,019thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,062ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,166thMost Efficient Economies: 4,817thHighest Economic Output: 6,124thBest Weather: 6,798thTop
Most Stationary: 8,862ndNudest: 11,014thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,092nd
Most Inclusive: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 39th in the regionMost Cultured: 42nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 43rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 47th in the regionNicest Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 53rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 53rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 55th in the regionMost Secular: 59th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 60th in the regionMost Influential: 61st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 65th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 68th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 83rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 89th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 124th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 146th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 171st in the regionMost Stationary: 199th in the regionNudest: 364th in the regionBest Weather: 378th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 516th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 671st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 857th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 932nd in the region

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