The Republic of Patailla is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.228 billion Pataillans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, with Environment, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Pataillan economy, worth 239 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,588 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Snitches get riches, proprietary charger leads are now a pain for electric cars as well as cellphones, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, and plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patailla's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Patailla is ranked 253,578^th in the world and 4,685^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 19,070.38 Standard Monetary Units.