The Great Empire of Kandorith is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hideko Fujiwara with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 37.131 billion Kandorese enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenkyo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kandorese economy, worth an astonishing 17,303 trillion Zais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 466,002 Zais, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,188,966 per year while the poor average 6,509, a ratio of 643 to 1.

In a baffling press conference Hideko Fujiwara proudly dismantled a broken door, nothing says "moving forward" like sitting in traffic for eight hours, people are offered free trials to go to trial, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kandorith's national animal is the Kudokin Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tendo.

Kandorith is ranked 912^th in the world and 29^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 63.63 Obesity Rate.