The Federal Republic of Altivia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Walter Régis with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.712 billion Altivians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athem. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Altivian economy, worth a remarkable 1,824 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 236,619 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre, and lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies. Crime is totally unknown. Altivia's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Altivia is ranked 183,481^st in the world and 7,582^nd in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 380.56 milliStalins.