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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 38thMost Influential: 178thMost Devout: 655th
The Holy Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
On, Bison!
Old Saxophone Joe
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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North Bratislava

Population9.074 billion

LeaderOld Saxophone Joe
FaithBratislavan Orthodoxy


The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.074 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 1,737 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,530 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as North Bratislavans, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, Old Saxophone Joe's online image is the very model of a modern major leader, and tourists visit North Bratislava to mass-moon North Bratislavan politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 144,971st in the world and 3,260th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 154 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 38thMost Influential: 178thMost Devout: 655thMost Beautiful Environments: 991stBest Weather: 1,003rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,081stMost Cultured: 1,149thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,174thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,222ndMost Pacifist: 1,269thSafest: 1,398thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,560thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,881stNicest Citizens: 1,994thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,011thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,168thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,276thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,475thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,511thMost Developed: 2,548thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,556thHealthiest Citizens: 2,609thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,764thLargest Governments: 3,098thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,129thSmartest Citizens: 3,241stMost Inclusive: 4,440thLowest Crime Rates: 4,617thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,648thMost Efficient Economies: 6,338thHighest Average Incomes: 7,471stHighest Economic Output: 9,695thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,310thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,339thMost Stationary: 11,023rdTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,525thMost Income Equality: 16,204thMost Politically Free: 17,570th
Most Devout: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionMost Influential: 38th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 49th in the regionMost Cultured: 57th in the regionBest Weather: 64th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 66th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 68th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 72nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 77th in the regionMost Pacifist: 85th in the regionSafest: 89th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 90th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 121st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 123rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionNicest Citizens: 134th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 153rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 156th in the regionMost Developed: 158th in the regionLargest Governments: 162nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 164th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 166th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 178th in the regionMost Politically Free: 182nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 230th in the regionMost Stationary: 244th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 248th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 255th in the regionMost Inclusive: 287th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 310th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 349th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 351st in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 546th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 584th in the regionLargest Populations: 679th in the regionRudest Citizens: 747th in the regionMost Income Equality: 753rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 818th in the region

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