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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 47thMost Influential: 184thMost Devout: 664th
The Holy Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
On, Bison!
Old Saxophone Joe
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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North Bratislava

Population8.52 billion

LeaderOld Saxophone Joe
FaithBratislavan Orthodoxy


The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.52 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 1,666 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,634 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's no such thing as bad publicity, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, bisons are considered a delicacy, and North Bratislava has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 1,176th in the world and 66th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,834.34 Tourists Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 47thMost Influential: 184thMost Devout: 664thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,032ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,068thBest Weather: 1,073rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,143rdMost Cultured: 1,171stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,176thMost Pacifist: 1,219thSafest: 1,343rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,482ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,900thNicest Citizens: 1,965thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,134thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,188thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,278thTop
Most Developed: 2,366thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,431stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,445thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,488thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,600thHealthiest Citizens: 2,648thLargest Governments: 2,917thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,924thSmartest Citizens: 3,135thLowest Crime Rates: 4,142ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,246thMost Inclusive: 4,325thMost Efficient Economies: 6,044thHighest Average Incomes: 6,887thHighest Economic Output: 9,845thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,868thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,286thMost Stationary: 11,342ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,875thMost Income Equality: 15,713thMost Politically Free: 17,089th
Most Devout: 32nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 47th in the regionMost Cultured: 58th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 65th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 66th in the regionBest Weather: 67th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 69th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 72nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 84th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 86th in the regionSafest: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 103rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 112th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 114th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 123rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 130th in the regionNicest Citizens: 136th in the regionMost Developed: 144th in the regionLargest Governments: 150th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 153rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 159th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 166th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 173rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 178th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 212th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 234th in the regionMost Stationary: 257th in the regionMost Inclusive: 286th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 298th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 316th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 323rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 332nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 526th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 577th in the regionLargest Populations: 717th in the regionMost Income Equality: 727th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 806th in the regionRudest Citizens: 863rd in the region

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