by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 32ndMost Influential: 183rdMost Devout: 645th
The Holy Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
On, Bison!
Old Saxophone Joe
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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North Bratislava

Population9.756 billion

LeaderOld Saxophone Joe
FaithBratislavan Orthodoxy


The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.756 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 1,893 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,064 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 220,112th in the world and 8,279th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -363.66 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 32ndMost Influential: 183rdMost Devout: 645thMost Beautiful Environments: 932ndBest Weather: 965thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,050thMost Cultured: 1,077thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,239thMost Pacifist: 1,313thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,349thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,452ndSafest: 1,490thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,534thHighest Food Quality: 1,629thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,786thNicest Citizens: 1,925thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,081stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,179thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,197thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,450thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,465thMost Developed: 2,469thHealthiest Citizens: 2,624thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,889thLargest Governments: 2,932ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,993rdSmartest Citizens: 3,206thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,130thMost Inclusive: 4,702ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,798thMost Efficient Economies: 5,899thHighest Average Incomes: 7,493rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,037thHighest Economic Output: 9,121stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,234thMost Stationary: 10,486thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,548thMost Politically Free: 15,989thMost Income Equality: 18,152nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionMost Devout: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 49th in the regionMost Cultured: 51st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 63rd in the regionBest Weather: 68th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 69th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 87th in the regionMost Pacifist: 87th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 89th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 94th in the regionSafest: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 100th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 105th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 109th in the regionMost Politically Free: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 121st in the regionNicest Citizens: 135th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 136th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 136th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 151st in the regionMost Developed: 161st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 161st in the regionLargest Governments: 162nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 167th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 169th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 185th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 224th in the regionMost Stationary: 239th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 268th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 300th in the regionMost Inclusive: 306th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 333rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 361st in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 516th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 591st in the regionRudest Citizens: 632nd in the regionLargest Populations: 666th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 833rd in the region

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