|Leader||Old Saxophone Joe|
The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.694 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 3,082 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 209,770 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, the new one pound coin also makes a handy throwing-star, and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : North Bratislava was endorsed by The Kingdom of Slovenes Croats and Serbs.
- : North Bratislava was endorsed by The Equivocal Extraterrestrial of Allied Stumbler.
- : North Bratislava voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Cannibalism Act".
- : North Bratislava was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Bloodrain.
- : North Bratislava was endorsed by The Federation of Lana Del Rey Music.
- : North Bratislava was endorsed by The Protectorate of Castle In Confidence.
- : North Bratislava was endorsed by The United States of AJTON.
- : North Bratislava was endorsed by The Theocracy of Catholicah.
- : North Bratislava was endorsed by The Democratic Raion of Nakhodka.
- : North Bratislava endorsed The Holy Empire of Geldrauschenstadt.
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