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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 23rdMost Influential: 255thMost Devout: 585th
The Holy Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
On, Bison!
Old Saxophone Joe
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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North Bratislava

Population14.694 billion

CapitalDinkytown
LeaderOld Saxophone Joe
FaithBratislavan Orthodoxy

Currencypound
Animalbison

The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.694 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 3,082 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 209,770 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, the new one pound coin also makes a handy throwing-star, and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 291,560th in the world and 7,042nd in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -12.96 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 23rdMost Influential: 255thMost Devout: 585thMost Beautiful Environments: 935thMost Valuable International Artwork: 982ndMost Cultured: 1,024thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,104thBest Weather: 1,127thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,193rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,312thMost Pacifist: 1,332ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,399thSafest: 1,621stHighest Food Quality: 1,654thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,835thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,857thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,858thMost Developed: 1,890thNicest Citizens: 1,931stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,993rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,015thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,048thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,287thLargest Governments: 2,461stHealthiest Citizens: 2,521stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,810thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,052ndSmartest Citizens: 3,089thMost Inclusive: 4,250thLowest Crime Rates: 4,467thMost Efficient Economies: 5,481stHighest Economic Output: 6,501stHighest Average Incomes: 7,948thMost Stationary: 8,105thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,960thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,298thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,983rdMost Income Equality: 18,153rdLargest Populations: 25,404th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionMost Devout: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 36th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 45th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionBest Weather: 56th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 62nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 66th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 77th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 78th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 78th in the regionSafest: 87th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 89th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 96th in the regionMost Developed: 107th in the regionNicest Citizens: 115th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 122nd in the regionLargest Governments: 125th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 132nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 138th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 141st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 147th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 159th in the regionMost Stationary: 165th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 193rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 233rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 257th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 266th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 304th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 317th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 393rd in the regionLargest Populations: 418th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 482nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 523rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 702nd in the region

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