The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Paul Odradek with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.025 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth 869 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,077 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-baht treacle machine, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, and primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Bratislava is ranked 134,124^th in the world and 7,405^th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 20.33 on the Rand Index.