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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 57thMost Influential: 227thMost Devout: 605th
The Holy Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
On, Bison!
Old Saxophone Joe
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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North Bratislava

Population11.772 billion

CapitalDinkytown
LeaderOld Saxophone Joe
FaithBratislavan Orthodoxy

Currencypound
Animalbison

The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.772 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 2,373 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,617 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Old Saxophone Joe's wardrobe, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned bisonball fields, and airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 1,967th in the world and 81st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 20,066.66 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 57thMost Influential: 227thMost Devout: 605thMost Cultured: 937thMost Beautiful Environments: 957thBest Weather: 1,036thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,046thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,151stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,276thMost Pacifist: 1,343rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,432ndHighest Food Quality: 1,561stSafest: 1,669thMost Developed: 1,751stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,816thNicest Citizens: 1,941stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,967thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,987thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,085thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,247thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,262ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,265thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,497thHealthiest Citizens: 2,500thLargest Governments: 2,672ndTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,804thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,108thSmartest Citizens: 3,136thMost Inclusive: 4,386thLowest Crime Rates: 4,585thMost Efficient Economies: 5,626thHighest Average Incomes: 7,198thHighest Economic Output: 7,740thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,968thMost Stationary: 9,309thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,121stTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 17,400thMost Income Equality: 19,621stMost Politically Free: 27,344th
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Most Influential: 32nd in the regionMost Devout: 33rd in the regionMost Cultured: 40th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 44th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 45th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 56th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 59th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 60th in the regionBest Weather: 65th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 74th in the regionMost Pacifist: 75th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 81st in the regionSafest: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 86th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 90th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 95th in the regionMost Developed: 107th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 116th in the regionNicest Citizens: 121st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 129th in the regionLargest Governments: 131st in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 142nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 147th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 147th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 164th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 169th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 199th in the regionMost Stationary: 201st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 242nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 243rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 263rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 309th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 331st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 380th in the regionMost Politically Free: 393rd in the regionLargest Populations: 489th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 555th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 816th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 869th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,016th in the region

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