The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Paul Odradek with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, aversion to nipples, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.68 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Bratislava City. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 1,228 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,899 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, and corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 2,868^th in the world and 169^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 96.38 on the Human Development Index.