The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Paul Odradek with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.686 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth 801 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,975 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School uniforms are compulsory, the children of North Bratislava are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Bratislava is ranked 171,608^th in the world and 8,980^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 0.96 Atheism Rate.