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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 55thMost Influential: 175thMost Devout: 711th
The Holy Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
On, Bison!
Old Saxophone Joe
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Political Freedom
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North Bratislava

Population7.699 billion

LeaderOld Saxophone Joe
FaithBratislavan Orthodoxy


The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.699 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 1,479 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 192,218 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, the nation is known as the cheapskates of The North Pacific, the national anthem is considered broadly offensive to those who don't believe in Bratislavan Orthodoxy, and betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 7,081st in the world and 339th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 192,218.52 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 55thMost Influential: 175thMost Devout: 711thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,116thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,199thMost Cultured: 1,260thBest Weather: 1,286thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,344thMost Pacifist: 1,368thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,518thSafest: 1,652ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,749thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,192ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,205thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,242ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,330thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,336thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,393rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,565thMost Developed: 2,594thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,698thHealthiest Citizens: 2,797thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,915thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,076thLargest Governments: 3,138thSmartest Citizens: 3,235thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,175thMost Inclusive: 4,399thLowest Crime Rates: 4,928thMost Efficient Economies: 5,732ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,081stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,308thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,046thTop
Highest Economic Output: 10,763rdMost Stationary: 11,870thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,805thMost Politically Free: 15,708thMost Income Equality: 16,558thRudest Citizens: 20,503rd
Most Devout: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 38th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 50th in the regionMost Cultured: 58th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 75th in the regionBest Weather: 76th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 81st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 83rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 88th in the regionSafest: 92nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 95th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 108th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 109th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 123rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionNicest Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 148th in the regionMost Developed: 150th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 153rd in the regionLargest Governments: 158th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 161st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 174th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 201st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 243rd in the regionMost Stationary: 272nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 279th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 288th in the regionMost Politically Free: 302nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 313th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 338th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 339th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 464th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 551st in the regionRudest Citizens: 578th in the regionLargest Populations: 654th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 784th in the regionMost Income Equality: 801st in the region

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