by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 798thMost Influential: 1,425thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,599th
The Pretitle of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Speak courteously, deal fairly, keep armed and ready.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population3.421 billion

LeaderReddy Toosevelt

Animalfennec fox

The Pretitle of Progressitalia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Reddy Toosevelt with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.421 billion Progressitalians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gigantropolis. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Progressitalian economy, worth 575 trillion Bullies a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,293 Bullies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Money grows on trees, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Progressitalia to be bombproof, and any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Progressitalia's national animal is the fennec fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Progressitalia is ranked 256,350th in the world and 11,002nd in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -20.46 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 798thMost Influential: 1,425thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,599thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,294thNicest Citizens: 2,339thMost Inclusive: 2,472ndTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,742ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,109thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,121stSafest: 3,122ndHighest Food Quality: 3,218thHealthiest Citizens: 3,258thBest Weather: 3,300thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,350thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,353rdLargest Governments: 4,049thMost Pacifist: 4,195thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,346thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,577thMost Developed: 4,587thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,666thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,827thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,955thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,994thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,165thMost Cultured: 5,899thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,061stSmartest Citizens: 6,066thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,095thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,424thLowest Crime Rates: 7,102ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,610thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,760thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,312thHighest Average Incomes: 11,572ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 18,691stMost Secular: 20,052nd
Largest Welfare Programs: 75th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 111th in the regionNicest Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 142nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 148th in the regionMost Inclusive: 149th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 162nd in the regionSafest: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 169th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 176th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 181st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 185th in the regionBest Weather: 188th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 194th in the regionLargest Governments: 203rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 227th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 240th in the regionMost Pacifist: 250th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 251st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 256th in the regionMost Developed: 266th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 283rd in the regionMost Cultured: 294th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 303rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 320th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 326th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 330th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 330th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 371st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 379th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 403rd in the regionMost Influential: 450th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 501st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 503rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 532nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 575th in the regionNudest: 794th in the regionMost Secular: 928th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 933rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 934th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,027th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,046th in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,091st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Progressitalia, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced.
  • : Following new legislation in Progressitalia, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Progressitalia to be bombproof.
  • : Following new legislation in Progressitalia, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Progressitalia, money grows on trees.
  • : Progressitalia was endorsed by The City of Eau Claire.
  • : Following new legislation in Progressitalia, the Progressitalia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Progressitalia was endorsed by The Republic of TheLandOfFunFunFun.
  • : Progressitalia was endorsed by The Awakened Machine of Kaschovia.
  • : Following new legislation in Progressitalia, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • : Following new legislation in Progressitalia, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 207 » Former English Colony, Illusia and Neverendia, Ethnon, Lulubellia, Orado, New Lakemba, Shibutani, Aerilia, Votak Matim, Guer Aike, AmManies, Hardscrabble, Empy, Ellbonnia, Yaorozu, Svenskskit, Bankowiata, Omnistria, Loutsland, Runeda, Dreadton, Great Bights Mum, Wilkshire, Corfad, Pallaith, Siwale, The Rhein States, 1 very fast endotarter, Kranostav, Koda-Land, The Tampa Bay Rays, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Aeolist, Notyoutopia, Xentherida, Ice and Tinian, Pasargad, Frances Francis the First of France, Sikol, Valentine Z, Sil Dorsett, Clan Spaniel, North Bratislava, Wisconsota, Maott, Wineclaw, PotatoFarmers, Malta Comino Gozo, Aryan Homeland, Sunto, and 157 others.Simone Republic, Chukstik Illahi, Xagill, Yellops, Tyirza, Super Girl, Holy Oranz, Xyrron, Steampunk Ariel, Seenvorland, ForestMythal, Capablanca, Seanat, Katuda, Greater Ale Permars, Rising Sakura, Ariele, Merconitonitopia, Andanavia, New Michag, Folenz, Card Kingdom, Sopernia, Joodey, Unshleepd, Glurponia, Tibus Heth, Liberum Hibernia, Nordic-British Union, Paradeavenlisian States, Nuronte, United Soviet State of North Amerika, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, Vincone Cae, Tachycardia, Napnomadia, ChristianVille of the USA, Joevala, Laudesia, Kwaj, Kastonvia, The Jerichowan Country, Sojenre, Q w e r t y, Altivia, Destroedor, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Holy Marcus Empire, Parpyduckland, XD 2, Aenglaland, The Erie Doctrine, Pazair, Ayuzhhhhh, Federation Terra Australis, Dakota Territories, Old Emporia, Bongo Mountain, Pinguioris, KAP03land, Cobolica, Regallio, Ohiyo, Bornodia, DarThvadrville, The Arverni Lands, Kandorith, Landraya, Waystar Fujiwara International, Blyskalia, Eggplant Island, Bagojo, Sinelona, Fengate, Oannia, Myrenia, Hops and Malt, Yinzhaohan3, Flurbleland, Buckerino, Hulldom, Constantinolia, Hoppem, Ardonii, Loli County, United Kahndaq, Gurou, Hippogriffia, Varisland, Filibustra, Omicron Persei V111, Jupi Utopia, Valiacorkit, Napnap, United States of Dictators, Gragadoia, Galbadiana, Dinoium, Inspiratus, Artoriticitys, Sannius, Selfgradatude, Nothing Of Value, Testnation223, Pinky Queen, Heilhum Imperius, Zyvetskistaahn, Scroplia, Praestania, Communist Beijing Must be China, Miyasaka, Surb Clant, Lefevrerismo, Diodone, Ishtimbine, Smib, Banaus, Bud Prussia, Etaima, Berke Khan, Sea Star Islands, Sechiole, Prevaland, Hopenadya, Choi Aeguka, Meadowfields, Alfenheim, Liberepublia, Sakupolis, Kormisia, Yokciq Empire, Singamadri, The Marions, Your Own Medicine, Individualist Catopia, Southwest Arabia, Imperial Nation Nlaaciaroepmi, Tape, Cartures, SteelFists, Psykistria, The Austro Germanic Union, Riocht mor Daraen, Libertarianists States, Neo Santos, Chipoli, Milhanex, Guslantis, TyGerria, Ovekisu, Kurkmeistan, Wisso, Kaschovia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, and Eau Claire.