The Springbok Republic of Eraver is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Paul Rozijks with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 5.872 billion Eraverians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fordmort. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eraverian economy, worth a remarkable 1,294 trillion Supercoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,474 Supercoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, and increasing numbers of children in Eraver have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eraver's national animal is the Springbok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eraverism.

Eraver is ranked 164,145^th in the world and 6,694^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 44.76 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.