The Oceanic Imperium of Kamohoalii is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kamehameha VI with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 4.719 billion Kamohoaliians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neptune City. The average income tax rate is 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kamohoaliian economy, worth 759 trillion kapoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 160,987 kapoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Kamohoaliian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, and crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamohoalii's national animal is the killer whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gnosticism.

Kamohoalii is ranked 5,690^th in the world and 291^st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,784.14 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.