The Oceanic Imperium of Kamohoalii is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kamehameha VI with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 12.574 billion Kamohoaliians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neptune City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kamohoaliian economy, worth a remarkable 2,606 trillion tritons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,307 tritons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, and companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamohoalii's national animal is the killer whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gnosticism.

Kamohoalii is ranked 52,602^nd in the world and 868^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 266,539 Standard Monetary Units.