The Oceanic Imperium of Kamohoalii is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kamehameha VI with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 11.544 billion Kamohoaliians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neptune City. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kamohoaliian economy, worth a remarkable 2,347 trillion tritons a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,356 tritons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, treason is relative, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamohoalii's national animal is the killer whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gnosticism.

Kamohoalii is ranked 2,707^th in the world and 140^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 63.9 average smiles per day.