by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 478thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,579thHighest Food Quality: 1,828th
The Oceanic Imperium of
Left-Leaning College State
Great empires are not maintained by timidity.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population7.675 billion

CapitalNeptune City
LeaderKamehameha VI

Animalkiller whale

The Oceanic Imperium of Kamohoalii is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kamehameha VI with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 7.675 billion Kamohoaliians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neptune City. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kamohoaliian economy, worth a remarkable 1,395 trillion tritons a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,886 tritons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, foreign workers are flooding in as tritons flood out, and the government is avowedly secular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamohoalii's national animal is the killer whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gnosticism.

Kamohoalii is ranked 36,041st in the world and 2,127th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.98 percentage of bribes refused.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 478thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,579thHighest Food Quality: 1,828thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,854thMost Cultured: 1,988thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,145thBest Weather: 2,161stMost Inclusive: 2,177thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,278thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,404thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,534thTop
Nicest Citizens: 3,035thHealthiest Citizens: 3,084thMost Developed: 3,377thSmartest Citizens: 3,377thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,623rdMost Pacifist: 3,841stMost Influential: 3,845thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,414thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,089thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,111thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,585thLowest Crime Rates: 6,930thSafest: 7,198thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,727thLargest Governments: 8,015thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,214thHighest Average Incomes: 9,520thMost Secular: 10,995thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,221stMost Efficient Economies: 11,738thTop
Highest Economic Output: 14,584thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,571stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,814thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,810th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 56th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 88th in the regionMost Cultured: 90th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 102nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 102nd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 125th in the regionBest Weather: 126th in the regionMost Inclusive: 131st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 134th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 159th in the regionNicest Citizens: 169th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 174th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 184th in the regionMost Developed: 189th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 204th in the regionMost Pacifist: 228th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 279th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 286th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 304th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 319th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 368th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 372nd in the regionSafest: 414th in the regionLargest Governments: 420th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 429th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 454th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 470th in the regionMost Secular: 519th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 545th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 559th in the regionRudest Citizens: 581st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 718th in the regionNudest: 752nd in the regionLargest Populations: 822nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 845th in the regionMost Influential: 912th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 943rd in the region

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