by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,164thMost Influential: 2,025thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,479th
The Oceanic Imperium of
Left-Leaning College State
Great empires are not maintained by timidity.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.313 billion

CapitalNeptune City
LeaderKamehameha VI

Animalkiller whale

The Oceanic Imperium of Kamohoalii is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kamehameha VI with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.313 billion Kamohoaliians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neptune City. The average income tax rate is 77.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kamohoaliian economy, worth 529 trillion kapoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 159,679 kapoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, and cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamohoalii's national animal is the killer whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gnosticism.

Kamohoalii is ranked 16,918th in the world and 1,025th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,663.06 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,164thMost Influential: 2,025thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,479thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,976thMost Cultured: 4,033rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,050thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,333rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,513thMost Inclusive: 4,678thBest Weather: 5,058thNicest Citizens: 5,643rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,725thMost Developed: 6,042ndSmartest Citizens: 6,568thHealthiest Citizens: 7,006thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,166thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,189thMost Pacifist: 7,379thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,039thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,020thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,391stLowest Crime Rates: 9,885thTop
Largest Governments: 10,738thHighest Average Incomes: 11,469thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,474thMost Efficient Economies: 14,278thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,482ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,640thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,918thMost Secular: 17,835thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,070thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,339th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 177th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 181st in the regionMost Cultured: 205th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 226th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 246th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 271st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 277th in the regionBest Weather: 277th in the regionMost Inclusive: 288th in the regionNicest Citizens: 322nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 332nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 336th in the regionMost Developed: 354th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 371st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 395th in the regionMost Pacifist: 407th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 445th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 462nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 483rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 511th in the regionLargest Governments: 512th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 531st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 583rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 617th in the regionNudest: 664th in the regionMost Influential: 708th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 712th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 733rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 746th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 762nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 774th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 796th in the regionMost Secular: 925th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 961st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 968th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kamohoalii endorsed The Federation of U S Eh.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks.
  • : Kamohoalii voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, muggers are complimented on their enterprising spirit.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 172 » Frances Francis the First of France, El Fiji Grande, The Rhein States, Hamerica, Zumlandia, McMasterdonia, Yaorozu, Omnistria, Empy, Great Bights Mum, The Stratosphere Islands, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Dreadton, Abject Ludicrosity, Corfad, Loli County, Shibutani, Koda-Land, Ethnon, Wineclaw, Territorio di Nessuno, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Pazair, Gnomewatchers, Guer Aike, Shadowrik, Loutsland, The Endless Eventide, Castle Federation, Seenvorland, Sundred, Amauri, Interdimensional Zone, Notyoutopia, Vincone Cae, Pallaith, United Kahndaq, 1 very fast endotarter, Votak Matim, Napnomadia, Siwale, Daiz, Fendlium, Noahs Second Country, Palgo, Valentine Z, The World Capitalist Confederation, Clan Spaniel, and 122 others.Serendipita Martia, Xagill, Glurponia, Praeceps, Ravendi, The New Communist Republic Of States, The Tampa Bay Rays, Runeda, New Lakemba, Steampunk Ariel, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Newpromisedland, Dabarastan, Holy Oranz, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Noesantara, Malta Comino Gozo, Pyxie, The Lancerian Empire, Selfgradatude, Valhalla123, Crader, Diodone, Sil Dorsett, Ihese, Kulgatha, Plangainer, Xentherida, Yokciq Empire, SORT, Psychotic Vegans, Kranostav, Antiyard, MiaryBhalzhack, The Windmilluminati, Nistriabar, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Iron Lions, Varola, Methor, Zecit, Unshleepd, Woodsend, New Octicarg, Wisconsota, Hyphen, Abonland, Maott, The Pantheons, Pleroma Sans Romans, Kasazzastan, Korovan Isles, The Most Freedom Ever, Fizban, Westinor, Ver Testua, Zeternia, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Solimun, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, Avastate, Joodey, Frostcell, PortvgaI, Sikol, Saperisole, Timothea, Zzozona, Iztocna Slavija, Hoglands, Plutayah, Confederacy of Antarctica, Veast, Former English Colony, Prydania, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, Bengal Empir, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Borsukia, The Calabash Protectorate, Asoc lon, Kocherian, Yalgora, Seanat, Brucklania, Arichia, The United States of Nuclear Weapons, Schnuftelland, Palisede, Solskjar, Highton Islands, PotatoFarmers, New Jamgra, Damsmel, Maclare, Nouvelle-Floride, Unimaginable Doom, Xyrron, The New Cordian Empire, Madjack, Energi Empire, Ihsan, Principia Mathematica, Eschatosia, Simone Republic, Kragsgale, Xipher, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Cucuville, Ultra777, Buckhem, Andexia, Innocentic, Moubarakistan, and U S Eh.

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