The Meowvelously Purrfect Utopia of Valentine Z is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Valentijn De Sierlijke Valkyrie Samantha with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.427 billion Valentians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 2,331 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 313,972 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's never a spare chair in the retirement home, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and Valentian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentine Z's national animal is the Very Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada Buddhism Among Many Others.

Valentine Z is ranked 176,020^th in the world and 5,791^st in Osiris for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -35.07 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.