by Max Barry

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Valentine Z was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 415
Most Inclusive: 10thHighest Food Quality: 26thHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th
The Meowvellous Wonderful World of
Democratic Socialists
A World of Peace, Love, and Understanding.
Jolyn Maxine Helen Caulfield Moira Ceeta
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Valentine Z

Population15.401 billion

CapitalThe Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon
LeaderJolyn Maxine Helen Caulfield Moira Ceeta
FaithTheravada Buddhism Among Many Others

CurrencyUniversal and Reliable Valentian Credit
AnimalVery Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld

The Meowvellous Wonderful World of Valentine Z is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jolyn Maxine Helen Caulfield Moira Ceeta with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 15.401 billion Valentian ZS are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 6,740 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 437,648 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentine Z's national animal is the Very Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada Buddhism Among Many Others.

Valentine Z is ranked 9,224th in the world and 331st in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 456,054 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Inclusive: 10thHighest Food Quality: 26thHighest Average Tax Rates: 28thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31stMost Compassionate Citizens: 38thNicest Citizens: 41stMost Beautiful Environments: 42ndLowest Crime Rates: 44thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 44thLargest Governments: 44thSafest: 51stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 62ndSmartest Citizens: 66thMost Pacifist: 68thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 69thMost Efficient Economies: 72ndMost Advanced Public Education: 76thMost Developed: 81stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 82ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 86thBest Weather: 90thLongest Average Lifespans: 93rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 101stMost Cheerful Citizens: 106thMost Advanced Public Transport: 107thMost Cultured: 112thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 123rdHighest Poor Incomes: 142ndLargest Welfare Programs: 145thMost Subsidized Industry: 157thHealthiest Citizens: 158thLeast Corrupt Governments: 228thMost Influential: 275thLargest Information Technology Sector: 433rdLargest Publishing Industry: 463rdHighest Average Incomes: 662ndMost Devout: 1,115thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,333rdMost Patriotic: 1,585thHighest Economic Output: 1,606thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,224thMost Income Equality: 9,766thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,970thTop
Largest Populations: 20,574thMost Stationary: 25,899th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the regionMost Devout: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 69th in the regionMost Patriotic: 70th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 324th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 331st in the regionMost Income Equality: 463rd in the regionLargest Populations: 494th in the regionMost Stationary: 601st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Valentine Z changed its national leader to "Jolyn Maxine Helen Caulfield Moira Ceeta".
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Valentine Z altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Valentine Z was endorsed by The Lord Damn Pink Democracy of Conklandi.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced.
  • : Valentine Z lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.


World Assembly

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