The Meow-vellous Christmas Land of Valentine Z is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Gwen Tracer Sammy Oxton Celinda Allison with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.674 billion Valentians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 1,998 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 299,403 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentine Z's national animal is the Very Big Katten en Kittens van de Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada Buddhism Among Many Others.

Valentine Z is ranked 161,665^th in the world and 341^st in Forest for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.