The Wondrously Whimsical World of Valentine Z is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Valentijn-Gwen Clarissa Samantha Allison with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.123 billion Valentians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 3,127 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 342,760 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and all guns must be registered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentine Z's national animal is the Very Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada Buddhism Among Many Others.

Valentine Z is ranked 226^th in the world and 12^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 99.32 on the Human Development Index.