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Most Inclusive: 92nd Most Developed: 132nd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 148th
The Wondrous Happy Feline Utopia of
Left-wing Utopia
Love, Understanding, and Lots of Kittens ! (^_^)
Valentijn De Sierlijke Valkyrie Samantha
Influence
Enforcer
Minister of National Development
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Valentine Z

Population5.658 billion

CapitalLower Yangon
LeaderValentijn De Sierlijke Valkyrie Samantha
FaithTheravada Buddhism

CurrencyValentian Credits
AnimalCat

The Wondrous Happy Feline Utopia of Valentine Z is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Valentijn De Sierlijke Valkyrie Samantha with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.658 billion Valentians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lower Yangon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 1,548 trillion Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 273,709 Valentian Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

State dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, extreme political groups are outlawed, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentine Z's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada Buddhism.

Valentine Z is ranked 167,704th in the world and 24th in Singapore for Most Armed, with 0.05 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Inclusive: 92ndMost Developed: 132ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 148thMost Pacifist: 150thMost Compassionate Citizens: 166thLongest Average Lifespans: 181stMost Advanced Public Education: 194thMost Subsidized Industry: 201stMost Beautiful Environments: 201stNicest Citizens: 206thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 213thHighest Average Tax Rates: 252ndLargest Welfare Programs: 262ndLowest Crime Rates: 295thLargest Governments: 320thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 335thMost Advanced Public Transport: 341stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 356thSmartest Citizens: 415thMost Cultured: 438thBest Weather: 497thSafest: 529thMost Scientifically Advanced: 665thMost Cheerful Citizens: 776thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,203rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,265thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,440thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 1,785thHighest Average Incomes: 1,950thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,006thMost Devout: 2,483rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,828thHighest Drug Use: 4,930thMost Efficient Economies: 5,880thMost Influential: 7,114thHighest Economic Output: 7,173rdTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,638thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,453rd
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Valentine Z changed its national capital to "Lower Yangon".
  • : Valentine Z changed its national animal to "Cat", its capital to "Aoutpine Yangon", its faith to "Theravada Buddhism", and its nation type to "Wondrous Happy Feline Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Valentine Z changed its national motto to "Love, Understanding, and Lots of Kittens ! (^_^)".
  • : Valentine Z changed its national motto to "I want to die on a daily basis, yayyyy ! (Not serious)".
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, extreme political groups are outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists.
  • : Valentine Z lodged a message on the Singapore Regional Message Board.

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