by Max Barry

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Most Inclusive: 42nd Most Pacifist: 82nd Most Developed: 87th
The Meowvelously Purrfect Utopia of
Left-wing Utopia
It's always Valentine's Day in Valentine Z !
Valentijn De Sierlijke Valkyrie Samantha
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Valentine Z

Population7.079 billion

CapitalThe Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon
LeaderValentijn De Sierlijke Valkyrie Samantha
FaithTheravada Buddhism Among Many Others

CurrencyUniversal and Reliable Valentian Credit
AnimalVery Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld

The Meowvelously Purrfect Utopia of Valentine Z is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Valentijn De Sierlijke Valkyrie Samantha with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.079 billion Valentians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 2,182 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 308,288 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentine Z's national animal is the Very Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada Buddhism Among Many Others.

Valentine Z is ranked 451st in the world and 1st in League of Constructed Languages for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,058.19 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Inclusive: 42ndMost Pacifist: 82ndMost Developed: 87thMost Compassionate Citizens: 94thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 102ndLongest Average Lifespans: 114thNicest Citizens: 114thMost Beautiful Environments: 140thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 156thMost Advanced Public Education: 157thHighest Average Tax Rates: 158thMost Subsidized Industry: 169thLowest Crime Rates: 199thLargest Governments: 210thHighest Poor Incomes: 212thLargest Welfare Programs: 225thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 226thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 230thMost Advanced Public Transport: 265thSmartest Citizens: 277thBest Weather: 283rdSafest: 301stMost Cultured: 313thMost Cheerful Citizens: 419thMost Scientifically Advanced: 451stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 576thHealthiest Citizens: 933rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,132ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,380thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,000thMost Devout: 2,000thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,079thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,554thHighest Economic Output: 5,084thMost Income Equality: 5,370thMost Efficient Economies: 5,490th
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the region

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