| Population | 6.668 billion |
| Capital | The Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon |
| Leader | Gwen Tracer Sammy Oxton Celinda Allison |
| Faith | Theravada Buddhism Among Many Others |
| Currency | Universal and Reliable Valentian Credit |
| Animal | Very Big Katten en Kittens van de Wereld |
The Meow-vellous Christmas Land of Valentine Z is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Gwen Tracer Sammy Oxton Celinda Allison with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.668 billion Valentians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 1,995 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 299,209 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process, Gwen Tracer Sammy Oxton Celinda Allison's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and the parliament building has installed a revolving door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentine Z's national animal is the Very Big Katten en Kittens van de Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada Buddhism Among Many Others.
Valentine Z is ranked 168,014th in the world and 390th in Forest for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.18 Crimes Per Hour.
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Valentine Z was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, Gwen Tracer Sammy Oxton Celinda Allison's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process.
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets.
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric.
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
- : Valentine Z lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.
