The Wondrous Happy Feline Utopia of Valentine Z is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Valentijn De Sierlijke Valkyrie Samantha with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.658 billion Valentians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lower Yangon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 1,548 trillion Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 273,709 Valentian Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

State dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, extreme political groups are outlawed, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentine Z's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada Buddhism.

Valentine Z is ranked 167,704^th in the world and 24^th in Singapore for Most Armed, with 0.05 Weapons Per Person.