The Herrlich Wunderschön S-Staat of Valentine Z is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Valkyrie General Valentijn Vrij Samantha with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.329 billion Valentians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 1,844 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 291,451 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, government policy is dictated by Theravada Buddhism Among Many Others, and children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentine Z's national animal is the Very Big Katten en Kittens van de Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada Buddhism Among Many Others.

Valentine Z is ranked 5,646^th in the world and 28^th in Forest for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.