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Most Inclusive: 27thMost Compassionate Citizens: 58thMost Pacifist: 65th
The Wondrously Whimsical World of
Left-wing Utopia
Be like a delicate flower - but wit razor-sharp petals.
Valentijn-Gwen Clarissa Samantha Allison
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Valentine Z

Population9.123 billion

CapitalThe Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon
LeaderValentijn-Gwen Clarissa Samantha Allison
FaithTheravada Buddhism Among Many Others

CurrencyUniversal and Reliable Valentian Credit
AnimalVery Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld

The Wondrously Whimsical World of Valentine Z is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Valentijn-Gwen Clarissa Samantha Allison with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.123 billion Valentians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 3,127 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 342,760 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and all guns must be registered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentine Z's national animal is the Very Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada Buddhism Among Many Others.

Valentine Z is ranked 226th in the world and 12th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 99.32 on the Human Development Index.

Most Inclusive: 27thMost Compassionate Citizens: 58thMost Pacifist: 65thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 71stNicest Citizens: 72ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 84thMost Beautiful Environments: 93rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 101stHighest Average Tax Rates: 109thMost Advanced Public Education: 110thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 111thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 124thMost Efficient Economies: 135thLargest Governments: 142ndLowest Crime Rates: 151stMost Subsidized Industry: 156thBest Weather: 167thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 175thLargest Welfare Programs: 189thHighest Poor Incomes: 193rdSmartest Citizens: 197thMost Advanced Public Transport: 198thSafest: 206thMost Developed: 226thMost Cultured: 236thMost Cheerful Citizens: 245thLongest Average Lifespans: 253rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 264thMost Scientifically Advanced: 296thHealthiest Citizens: 564thLeast Corrupt Governments: 769thLargest Information Technology Sector: 908thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,124thHighest Average Incomes: 1,155thMost Devout: 1,684thMost Influential: 1,687thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,093rdHighest Economic Output: 3,595thMost Income Equality: 8,254thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,670th
Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 44th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 73rd in the regionMost Devout: 75th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 88th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 101st in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 472nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 502nd in the regionLargest Populations: 526th in the regionMost Influential: 595th in the region

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