| Population | 6.688 billion |
| Capital | The Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon |
| Leader | Gwen Tracer Sammy Oxton Celinda Allison |
| Faith | Theravada Buddhism Among Many Others |
| Currency | Universal and Reliable Valentian Credit |
| Animal | Very Big Katten en Kittens van de Wereld |
The Meow-vellous Christmas Land of Valentine Z is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gwen Tracer Sammy Oxton Celinda Allison with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.688 billion Valentians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 2,004 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 299,704 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government funds large training centres to turn Very Big Katten en Kittens van de Werelds into functioning members of society, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, Gwen Tracer Sammy Oxton Celinda Allison's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentine Z's national animal is the Very Big Katten en Kittens van de Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada Buddhism Among Many Others.
Valentine Z is ranked 93,934th in the world and 187th in Forest for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 996.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Valentine Z, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, Gwen Tracer Sammy Oxton Celinda Allison's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, the government funds large training centres to turn Very Big Katten en Kittens van de Werelds into functioning members of society.
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
