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Most Inclusive: 12thHighest Food Quality: 30thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rd
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Fruere diem laetum, quia tū es concupiscibile!
Valkyrie Valentijn Samantha Constantine
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Valentine Z

Population14.194 billion

CapitalThe Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon
LeaderValkyrie Valentijn Samantha Constantine
FaithTheravada Buddhism Among Many Others

CurrencyUniversal and Reliable Valentian Credit
AnimalVery Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld

The MEOWWW of Valentine Z is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Valkyrie Valentijn Samantha Constantine with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.194 billion Valentian ZS enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 5,977 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 421,095 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Armed security details escort librarians to their homes, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, and a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentine Z's national animal is the Very Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada Buddhism Among Many Others.

Valentine Z is ranked 77th in the world and 2nd in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 433.97 quips per hour.

Most Inclusive: 12thHighest Food Quality: 30thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 39thMost Compassionate Citizens: 40thNicest Citizens: 44thMost Beautiful Environments: 48thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 51stLowest Crime Rates: 58thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 64thLargest Governments: 64thSafest: 65thMost Advanced Public Education: 74thMost Pacifist: 75thSmartest Citizens: 77thMost Efficient Economies: 84thMost Developed: 89thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 92ndBest Weather: 97thLongest Average Lifespans: 100thMost Scientifically Advanced: 107thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 115thMost Advanced Public Transport: 117thMost Cheerful Citizens: 123rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 132ndMost Cultured: 134thMost Subsidized Industry: 144thLargest Welfare Programs: 155thMost Valuable International Artwork: 166thHighest Poor Incomes: 176thHealthiest Citizens: 180thLeast Corrupt Governments: 266thMost Influential: 331stLargest Publishing Industry: 529thLargest Information Technology Sector: 538thHighest Average Incomes: 769thMost Devout: 1,228thMost Patriotic: 1,362ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,367thHighest Economic Output: 1,823rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,280thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,653rdTop
Most Income Equality: 15,377thLargest Populations: 21,162nd
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 29th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 46th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 58th in the regionMost Devout: 58th in the regionMost Influential: 64th in the regionMost Patriotic: 68th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 87th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 293rd in the regionLargest Populations: 373rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 422nd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 696th in the regionMost Income Equality: 835th in the regionNudest: 1,105th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again.
  • : Valentine Z lost the endorsement of The Free Land of Libertarianists States.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, armed security details escort librarians to their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Valentine Z was endorsed by The Militanta Unionens autocracy of Roman Empire August.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 509 » Pallaith, Eraver, Clan Spaniel, Aetulia, Glurponia, Western Vapia, Corfad, SORT, Advancia-Sizzletown, Walter Jackson, Guer Aike, Fascist Democracy, The Sinclarian Provinces, Panama Coalition, Montarc, Notyoutopia, Freyford, Omnistria, Detrivania, Ethnon, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chukstik Illahi, Merconitonitopia, Antiyard, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Phoronu, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Lakemba, Malta Comino Gozo, Steampunk Ariel, Tachycardia, Zecit, Yaorozu, Drutopia Insomnia, Miamington, Old Emporia, Koda-Land, Prydania, Azzarel, Unsophisticate, The Rhein States, Necromonia, Wilkshire, Manticore utopia, Aeurithianar, Orado, TJUN-ia, Soviet Terran, PotatoFarmers, Vexilia, and 459 others.United States of Medford, Seenvorland, Anungu, Alice Gardens, Dar es Saalam, Karazan, Altivia, The Windmilluminati, Empy, Pleroma Sans Romans, The Bureaucratic Territories, Kappacon, Kwaj, North Bratislava, Zupla, Nova Arcania, Nordic-British Union, French Bananastan, LostLegion, Super Pax Americana, Cinnibar, Pradovnia, Sil Dorsett, Holy Oranz, The Austro Germanic Union, United States of Americanas, Dicko, Loutsland, Free Culture, Yemet, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Marmiedon, Wineclaw, Wooleystan, Siwale, Quentiam Viventem, Diodone, Neo Colorado, Yukti, Vivanco, Vesuva, Dreadton, Cloydicia, David Davidson, Zixu, Lemonbiscuits, Kranostav, Solmetria, Singamadri, United Asgardian States, Maott, Keventle, Ice and Tinian, 1 very fast endotarter, The Iron Lions, Nationeer, Lucedeia, Leonfire, Joevala, Frances Francis the First of France, Napnomadia, Great Bights Mum, Gnomewatchers, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Khoik, Xagill, Sunto, Dakota Territories, Zyvetskistaahn, Vincone Cae, Universal State Formula, The Stratosphere Islands, Xyrron, Ausnakulia, Vauquelin, Conteria, Votak Matim, Runeda, Zokk, New Trisone, Xentherida, Nisastria, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Aeolist, Joodey, Zeternia, Greater Pittsburgh, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Sikol, Solcius, Illusia and Neverendia, Batatoland Empire, Jaemir, Yellops, I Like Killing people, Cartures, Sattelbach, Former English Colony, Rainengrad, Picairn, Arrivederci, Seanat, Zimmerdachen, Pigeonstan, Unimaginable Doom, Simone Republic, Feelonia, Animu Place, Zemper Macro, Chadinton, Amerian States, Drentusa, Harjad, Aerilia, Lulubellia, Gendirt, Liminyj, Hardscrabble, Ramiru, Confederacy of North America, Kyoki Chudoku, Visse, A Salmon Named Harold, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Bankowiata, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, Brsil, Finchin, Konolas, AmManies, Pasargad, Desvios, Dacian Freelands, Canineia, Reinoniananiananonanonona, Ellbonnia, Alcavia, The Vistula, Inspiratus, The Navy Blue, Laurendon, Noria Prinefrikeslon, New Michag, Tvers, Nuronte, Pinguioris, Vene Gra, Folenz, Svenskskit, Wisconsota, Havonosa, Enfindania, Warnen, Rinadia, Katuda, Super Girl, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Paradeavenlisian States, East Wushen, North Kalsennia, Cornwallis Bay, Better Malaysia, The Republic of 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Sinelona, Yinzhaohan3, Ecrax, Wepkeer, Flurbleland, Jesters, BoardCC, Russoblast, Seritatisia, Welfared New Ukraine, Westerhold, Guccistan, Arucaria, New Zenonia, Lambwe Valley, Wadua, Hai Han, Lavea, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Panterastan, Saperisole, Auberean Waves, Kolongpar, Randoes, Kree Turrytopia, Serketa, Weeb cult, Hozhor, Gaming Hacker, Fengate, Ringnesia, Blicia, New Gothika, Holy Ramen Empire, Coutdown, Dinoium, Ivy Rekkia, Professor Thomas, Ardonii, Myrenia, Hops and Malt, Socialist People of Redondo Mundo, Liberty and Unity, Buckerino, Hulldom, Merulla, Wes Doonsuka, Varisland, Constantinolia, Loli County, Hoppem, Westphalie, Zaldir, Leo Islands, Domingo-Valenzuela, United Kahndaq, Filibustra, Roon and the Commander, Decotylistan, Low Woodland, Ugarite, Gurou, Napnap, Hogstein, Imperialist Kondor, Scres Gidgerland, Sanctum Teriaris, Artoriticitys, Balaslandia, North Vengiria, Amerislovakia, Siireg Gazar, Galbadiana, Sundorlande, Omicron Persei V111, Lundelbell, La F, 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Roman Empire August.