The Federal Republic of Panama Coalition is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Federal President William I with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.565 billion Coalitionist Panamanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panama DC. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Panama Coalitionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,192 trillion Balboas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 139,253 Balboas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

High school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, Aguila Arpias are considered a delicacy, people think "siege mentality" is a positive trait, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panama Coalition's national animal is the Aguila Arpia, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Panama Coalition is ranked 105,587^th in the world and 4,238^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,405.98 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.