The Federal Republic of Panama Coalition is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Federal President William I with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.064 billion Coalitionist Panamanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panama DC. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Panama Coalitionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,446 trillion Balboas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 143,689 Balboas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The children of Panama Coalition are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and Supreme Federal President William I's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panama Coalition's national animal is the Aguila Arpia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Panama Coalition is ranked 17,767^th in the world and 644^th in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 2 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.