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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 247thMost Influential: 465thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,260th
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Panama Coalition

Population9.295 billion

CapitalPanama DC
LeaderSupreme Federal President William I

AnimalAguila Arpia

The Federal Republic of Panama Coalition is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Federal President William I with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.295 billion Coalitionist Panamanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panama DC. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Panama Coalitionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,322 trillion Balboas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,326 Balboas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panama Coalition's national animal is the Aguila Arpia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Panama Coalition is ranked 14,058th in the world and 713th in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 29.9 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 247thMost Influential: 465thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,260thRudest Citizens: 6,293rdMost Cultured: 8,426thLargest Retail Industry: 8,435thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,583rdMost Developed: 9,087thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,448thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,745thSmartest Citizens: 10,274thMost Inclusive: 10,597thMost Secular: 10,717thMost Stationary: 11,243rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,702ndTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,446thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,160thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,312thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,321stHighest Economic Output: 13,715thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,837thLargest Governments: 14,058thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,608thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,747thHighest Average Incomes: 16,043rdHighest Drug Use: 17,031stMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,068thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,545thHealthiest Citizens: 19,321stMost Subsidized Industry: 19,388thLowest Crime Rates: 19,567thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,940thNicest Citizens: 22,319thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,173rd
Most Influential: 153rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 192nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 234th in the regionMost Stationary: 251st in the regionRudest Citizens: 329th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 396th in the regionMost Cultured: 434th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 450th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 461st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 479th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 483rd in the regionTop
Nudest: 498th in the regionMost Secular: 537th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 539th in the regionMost Developed: 547th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 564th in the regionMost Inclusive: 628th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 638th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 659th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 677th in the regionLargest Populations: 685th in the regionLargest Governments: 713th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 748th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 755th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 768th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 813th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 814th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 855th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 867th in the region

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