The Democratic Society of United States of Americanas is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.036 billion Americans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexington KY. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 952 trillion UniTokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 189,134 UniTokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, international tensions are high as United States of Americanas threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, and the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Americanas's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Unity.

United States of Americanas is ranked 640^th in the world and 31^st in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 81.23 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.