The United States of The New Oceanic States is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 119 million New Oceanic Statesians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.7%.

The frighteningly efficient New Oceanic Statesian economy, worth 10.0 trillion Oceanic dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 84,372 Oceanic dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Nose plugs are the latest New Oceanic Statesian fashion accessory, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use The New Oceanic States City as a backdrop, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, and foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The New Oceanic States's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The New Oceanic States is ranked 231,021^st in the world and 5,506^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.18 law-abiding acts per hour.