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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,074thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,313thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,701st
The Schizophrenic States of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
The holy techno platypus is swag
Techno Judas
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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New Bismuthium

Population7.958 billion

CapitalChryst
LeaderTechno Judas
FaithHoly techno platypus

CurrencyTechno Chicken wings
AnimalTechno Albino Slug

The Schizophrenic States of New Bismuthium is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Techno Judas with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 7.958 billion Vismuttis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chryst. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vismuttian economy, worth a remarkable 1,618 trillion Techno Chicken wings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,395 Techno Chicken wings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Vismuttian Navy, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime is totally unknown. New Bismuthium's national animal is the Techno Albino Slug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holy techno platypus.

New Bismuthium is ranked 8,196th in the world and 1st in Molybdenia for Most Cultured, scoring 125 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
1%
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,074thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,313thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,701stTop
5%
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,218thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,264thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,535thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,614thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,664thLargest Black Market: 3,930thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,494thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,760thMost Inclusive: 4,829thMost Developed: 5,023rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,034thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,110thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,513thSmartest Citizens: 5,935thLargest Governments: 6,614thHighest Food Quality: 7,028thHighest Average Incomes: 7,717thMost Secular: 7,725thRudest Citizens: 7,945thMost Cultured: 8,196thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,814thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,666thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,883rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,902ndHighest Economic Output: 13,301stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 16,732ndBest Weather: 18,063rdMost Efficient Economies: 21,286th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Bismuthium was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : New Bismuthium was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : New Bismuthium's influence in Molybdenia rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : New Bismuthium was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : New Bismuthium's influence in Molybdenia fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Following new legislation in New Bismuthium, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bismuthium, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bismuthium, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Vismuttian Navy.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bismuthium, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bismuthium, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.

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