The Armed Republic of Soviet Terran is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Fyodor Vladimirovich Gusarov with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.964 billion Русские have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 2,079 trillion GNS a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 231,966 GNS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 769,515 per year while the poor average 52,189, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Soviet Terran's national animal is the Black Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soviet Terran is ranked 229,203^rd in the world and 8,814^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -795.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.