by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 52ndRudest Citizens: 141stMost Secular: 211th
The Lunatic Asylum of
Corporate Bordello
TNP stands strong
Civil Rights
Very Good
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Simone Republic

Population8.426 billion


CurrencyGold Bar

The Lunatic Asylum of Simone Republic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Simone with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.426 billion Simonians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Simonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,810 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 333,579 Gold Bars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,594,031 per year while the poor average 40,936, a ratio of 38.9 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Simone Republic' is a smash hit, Simone's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and Simone Republic's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is totally unknown. Simone Republic's national animal is the Reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is God.

Simone Republic is ranked 303,004th in the world and 9,191st in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.62 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 52ndRudest Citizens: 141stMost Secular: 211thMost Influential: 291stLargest Retail Industry: 354thHighest Disposable Incomes: 575thMost Efficient Economies: 671stMost Valuable International Artwork: 912thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,025thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,074thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,474thSmartest Citizens: 1,631stHighest Average Incomes: 1,761stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,969thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,025thMost Developed: 2,329thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,480thHighest Food Quality: 2,529thHealthiest Citizens: 2,536thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,677thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,760thMost Inclusive: 2,863rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,958thTop
Most Cultured: 3,235thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,445thLargest Governments: 3,862ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,229thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,980thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,729thHighest Economic Output: 6,959thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,225thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,782ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,708thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,403rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,948thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,034thLargest Gambling Industry: 18,215thMost Stationary: 19,374thLargest Black Market: 19,431stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,638thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27,783rd
Rudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 32nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 60th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 74th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 74th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 75th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 82nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 82nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 85th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 96th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 114th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 121st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 125th in the regionMost Developed: 135th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 142nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 146th in the regionMost Cultured: 166th in the regionMost Inclusive: 176th in the regionLargest Governments: 194th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 207th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 220th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 221st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 243rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 273rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 299th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 308th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 308th in the regionLargest Black Market: 317th in the regionMost Politically Free: 328th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 458th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 463rd in the regionMost Stationary: 473rd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 631st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 638th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 801st in the regionLargest Populations: 803rd in the region

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