The Christmas World of Simone Republic is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Simone with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.153 billion Simonians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Simonian economy, worth 815 trillion Mones a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 196,416 Mones, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 794,774 per year while the poor average 32,356, a ratio of 24.6 to 1.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Simone Republic of supplying extremist groups, and the new one Mone coin also makes a handy throwing-star. Crime is totally unknown. Simone Republic's national animal is the Vampire, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is God.

Simone Republic is ranked 5,251^st in the world and 266^th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 16,868.47 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.