The Christmas World of Simone Republic is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Simone with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.946 billion Simonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Simonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,078 trillion Mones a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 218,074 Mones, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,108,039 per year while the poor average 23,748, a ratio of 46.7 to 1.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Mona, and 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer. Crime is totally unknown. Simone Republic's national animal is the Vampire, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is God.

Simone Republic is ranked 231,811^th in the world and 8,859^th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.16 weapons per person.