The Holy Blue Oceans of Simone Republic is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Simone with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.138 billion Simonicans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mona. The average income tax rate is 31.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Simonican economy, worth 229 trillion Mones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 107,469 Mones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, anti-government web sites are springing up, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime is totally unknown. Simone Republic's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Great Architect of the Universe.

Simone Republic is ranked 10,846^th in the world and 599^th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,343.8 on the Hickory Productivity Index.