The Lunatic Asylum of Simone Republic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Simone with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.426 billion Simonians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Simonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,810 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 333,579 Gold Bars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,594,031 per year while the poor average 40,936, a ratio of 38.9 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Simone Republic' is a smash hit, Simone's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and Simone Republic's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is totally unknown. Simone Republic's national animal is the Reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is God.

Simone Republic is ranked 303,004^th in the world and 9,191^st in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.62 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.