The Free Land of Crystal Creation is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Adonas Kįlx with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 9.511 billion Crystal Creationian of New Yorks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gonđę je kįlx. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Crystal Creationian economy, worth a remarkable 1,198 trillion Times a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,029 Times, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

National park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crystal Creation's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crystal Creation is ranked 213,716^th in the world and 8,313^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 15.20351110308 days.