The Free Land of Crystal Creation is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Adonas Kįlx with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.826 billion Crystal Creationian of New Yorks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gonđę je kįlx. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Crystal Creationian economy, worth 818 trillion Times a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 119,917 Times, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, they who do not work shall not eat, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crystal Creation's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crystal Creation is ranked 4,469^th in the world and 157^th in the South Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 99.45 Bank.