The Free Land of Crystal Creation is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Adonas crystal with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, devout population of 2.964 billion Crystal Creationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gonđę je kįlx. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crystal Creationian economy, worth 263 trillion Creates a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,969 Creates, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement, and the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crystal Creation's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crystal Creation is ranked 154,502^nd in the world and 7,039^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.84 Obesity Rate.