The Free Land of Crystal Creation is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Adonas Kįlx with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.23 billion Crystal Creationian of New Yorks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gonđę je kįlx. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crystal Creationian economy, worth 625 trillion Times a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,634 Times, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Movie references are legally admissible in court, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Crystal Creationian politicians, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, and the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crystal Creation's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crystal Creation is ranked 224,509^th in the world and 11,230^th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.35 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.