The Multiversal Empire of Spartoi is a massive, safe nation, ruled by God Emperor Atriox with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.287 billion Spartoi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iokath. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spartoi economy, worth 328 trillion Spartoi Credits a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,769 Spartoi Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spartoi's national animal is the Viloch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Spartoi Pantheon.

Spartoi is ranked 294,459^th in the world and 11,480^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.45 Obesity Rate.