The Democratic Republic of Bueszqostan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Peter Wilkinson with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 1.776 billion Bueszqostanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Las Ckebe. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bueszqostanian economy, worth 153 trillion Nishams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 86,217 Nishams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bueszqostan's national animal is the Monaalitsa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wojuto.

Bueszqostan is ranked 152,008^th in the world and 6,352^nd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.61 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.