by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 392ndMost Influential: 993rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,449th
The Commonwealth of
Democratic Socialists
Sweet talking hides sinister actions
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population6.488 billion


The Commonwealth of Hellsinky is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.488 billion Hellsinkyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Hellsinkyian economy, worth 450 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,435 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Hellsinky in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellsinky's national animal is the quokka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hellsinky is ranked 17,087th in the world and 806th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.82 years.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 392ndMost Influential: 993rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,449thMost Pacifist: 11,213thSafest: 12,400thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,509thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 17,087thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,328thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,920thNicest Citizens: 20,167thMost Income Equality: 21,645thBest Weather: 21,912thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,184thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,285thMost Inclusive: 24,419thMost Secular: 24,634thHealthiest Citizens: 26,098thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,039thHighest Food Quality: 28,042nd
Most Influential: 209th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 233rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 321st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 336th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 491st in the regionMost Pacifist: 521st in the regionSafest: 564th in the regionMost Income Equality: 600th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 248 » AmManies, Advancia-Sizzletown, New Trisone, Omnistria, Bankowiata, Wilkshire, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Koda-Land, North Bratislava, Dreadton, Former English Colony, Frances Francis the First of France, Xagill, Empy, Unshleepd, Ethnon, Eraver, Vexilia, Sil Dorsett, The Rhein States, Loutsland, Shibutani, Dicko, Malta Comino Gozo, Walter Jackson, Alcavia, Perikuresu, Felpolandia, Chukstik Illahi, Kwaj, Pleroma Sans Romans, The Jerichowan Country, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Necromonia, Inspiratus, Pallaith, A Salmon Named Harold, Phoronu, Seenvorland, Laxoimia, Animu Place, Neopie, Votak Matim, Singamadri, Tehmistan, Karazan, Capitista, Old Emporia, Aeolist, and 198 others.Sikol, Cinnibar, Khoik, Atrito, Siwale, Unsophisticate, Gendirt, South Baba, Warnen, Confederacy of North America, Lemonbiscuits, Rainengrad, Ilisseia, Laurendon, Azzarel, Tamarvand, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, The Windmilluminati, Renemaran, Panama Coalition, Nationeer, Andanavia, Eggplant Island, Soviet Terran, Solmetria, Batatoland Empire, The Sinclarian Provinces, David Davidson, Ham Federation, PotatoFarmers, Dacian Freelands, Oannia, Aeurithianar, Nistriabar, Yukti, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Gurou, United States of Medford, Joevala, Feelonia, Vesuva, Kranostav, Quentiam Viventem, Vincone Cae, Merconitonitopia, Cloydicia, Pradovnia, Baja Calivada, Etanur, The Unicrons, Wineclaw, Very Pog, Holy Marcus Empire, Fratanica, Parpyduckland, Maott, Intelbrazia, Mystiquelle, Mk Steele, Pasargad, KAP03land, 2 and 2 is Fish, Regallio, Bornodia, Xentherida, The Arverni Lands, Disenchantment, Gragadoia, Arucaria, Thought Obliteration, Kitabo, Bagojo, Fengate, Varisland, Filibustra, Omicron Persei V111, The Zheng Dynasty, Andstions, Sechiole, The Austro Germanic Union, TyGerria, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, New-Ferytland, Chipoli, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Harjad, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Blyskalia, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Snipland, Southern Moosetopia, Esperonia, Rex Republic, Marlducro, Catalis, TamilPesum, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Orjald, Simone Republic, Northern-Kempia, Alire, New Atlantico, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Ishtimbine, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Oskland, Fildea, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Bedsonya, Castle In Confidence, Federation of Vanguard, Tugupaw, Bodhisva, Inclement Space, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Bardopia, Republiqueducroissant, Aerilia, Zandos, Eurocom, Negarden, Hyphen, Alogiada, Armonker, Izern, Segesta, Zelenaya Dolina, Illusia and Neverendia, United Orange Valley States, Love Shack, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Valiacorkit, Qep, Kainin, New Cordyceps, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Fragrancia, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Germanic Cat, United Kahndaq, Texaska, Barxa, Altivia, Tringapore, Northern Tatria, Aoncarpa, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, Eralan, The New Oceanic States, Yaorozu, Ubeland, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Tragesch Firwat, The Resoland, Stal Valley, Northern Zorbrasnka, Hikki, Vendonesam, Royaume des loups, Tiodann, Singaporen Empire, Ardok, New Medo, and Zecit.