by Max Barry

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 40thLongest Average Lifespans: 47th
The Ŝtato of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mortigu viajn malamikojn kiel porkojn!
sĉ Jajdin DAJNI
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.742 billion

CapitalBagojo Urbo
Leadersĉ Jajdin DAJNI


The Ŝtato of Bagojo is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by sĉ Jajdin DAJNI with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.742 billion Bagojanoj are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bagojo Urbo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bagoja economy, worth a remarkable 2,394 trillion steloj a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 273,915 steloj, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the aglo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ŝtatismo.

Bagojo is ranked 93rd in the world and 12th in The North Pacific for Best Weather, with 2,261 meters of sunlight.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 40thLongest Average Lifespans: 47thHealthiest Citizens: 50thMost Subsidized Industry: 51stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 73rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 89thBest Weather: 93rdMost Corrupt Governments: 140thLowest Crime Rates: 221stMost Influential: 391stMost Advanced Public Transport: 504thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 631stMost Advanced Public Education: 864thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 889thMost Pacifist: 1,055thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,185thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,268thLargest Black Market: 1,542ndMost Patriotic: 1,825thMost Efficient Economies: 1,836thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,962ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,087thLargest Governments: 2,197thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,964thMost Developed: 4,753rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,844thHighest Food Quality: 6,862ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,804thHighest Economic Output: 9,940thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 17,600thSmartest Citizens: 22,552ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,319thMost Stationary: 26,999th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 38th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 41st in the regionLargest Black Market: 46th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionMost Patriotic: 52nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Pacifist: 57th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 65th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 83rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 85th in the regionLargest Governments: 99th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 128th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 136th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 227th in the regionMost Developed: 241st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 312th in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 355th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 497th in the regionMost Stationary: 515th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Bagojo was endorsed by The Sentient Duck Plushie of Singaporen Empire.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
  • : Bagojo was endorsed by The Democratic States of Gridlands WA puppet state.
  • : Bagojo endorsed The People's Republic of Vos Postulo Ut Vita Imperium Romanum.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 481 » The Rhein States, Perikuresu, Bankowiata, Shibutani, Corfad, Dreadton, Siwale, Unsophisticate, GPT-3, Great Bights Mum, Loutsland, Parpyduckland, Thought Obliteration, Nationeer, Kwaj, Maott, Frances Francis the First of France, North Bratislava, Former English Colony, Xentherida, Old Emporia, Sil Dorsett, Westerhold, Pallaith, Eggplant Island, Wilkshire, Dacian Freelands, Merconitonitopia, Joevala, Gragadoia, Hai Han, Very Pog, Tamarvand, South Baba, Necromonia, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Inspiratus, Fratanica, Oannia, Regallio, Arucaria, Katuda, Laurendon, Chukstik Illahi, Vexilia, Azzarel, PotatoFarmers, Karazan, Dicko, Soviet Terran, and 431 others.Walter Jackson, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Solmetria, Laxoimia, Andanavia, Fran Advar, Phoronu, Vesuva, Free State Of Wrangler Island, The Jerichowan Country, Warnen, Gendirt, Singamadri, Seenvorland, Lemonbiscuits, The Windmilluminati, Yukti, Baja Calivada, David Davidson, The Arverni Lands, Aeurithianar, A Salmon Named Harold, Felpolandia, Bornodia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Holy Marcus Empire, Quentiam Viventem, Mystiquelle, Sikol, Mk Steele, Nistriabar, Loptous, Cinnibar, Ivy Rekkia, Rainengrad, Panama Coalition, Intelbrazia, The Sinclarian Provinces, Tehmistan, Confederacy of North America, Nordliches Stadt, Kranostav, Zecit, Votak Matim, Rex Republic, United States of Medford, AmManies, Pradovnia, The Unicrons, Fengate, Pasargad, Khoik, Batatoland Empire, Coutdown, Varisland, Xagill, Unshleepd, New Terra-Nullius, Alsion, Scres Gidgerland, Filibustra, Cloydicia, Simone Republic, Gurou, Wineclaw, Omicron Persei V111, Malta Comino Gozo, New Trisone, Trillius, Omnistria, Chipoli, Zyvetskistaahn, Sechiole, Antiyard, Animu Place, The Austro Germanic Union, TyGerria, Sri Temasekia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Atrito, Austro-Bavarian States, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Darkanistan, Segesta, Etanur, Harjad, New-Ferytland, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Dem Republic of Romania, Vlenkenov, Laforeia, TamilPesum, PlanetMercury, Misdainana, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Frokolia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Blyskalia, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Esperonia, Federation of Vanguard, Pinky Queen, New Selkirk, Gorundu, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Empy, Rinadia, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Snipland, Southern Moosetopia, Crystal Creation, Aurasreich, Ethnon, Koda-Land, Marlducro, Furballland, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, Vilaforta, The Confederate States of America, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Kazorton, Opis, Orjald, Northern-Kempia, Arjuna, New Atlantico, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Bjorkikistan, Ishtimbine, Roman Empire August, Kingdom of Time, Valentine Z, Petronellania, Bedsonya, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, KAP03land, Ayuzhhhhh, Esteneng, Ovekisu, Bodhisva, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Alogiada, Saint-Dauphin, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, The Scarborough Administration, DarkMondoria, Neptunian Military Administration, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Qep, Sindoesia, Republiqueducroissant, Bardopia, Neopie, Aerilia, Zandos, New Cordyceps, Eurocom, Dodos Revenge, Alire, Small Venezia, Jasmine Dragon, Lezaseia, Western Justice, Armonker, Stratharran, Izern, Delitai, United Orange Valley States, Tsuen Kwai Tsing, Coth Pladyia, Love And Hatred, Horrorlandian State, Neo Cheese Empire, Imperio de Castilho, Ardok, Radored Welandion, Ijo, Oceanica Empire, Adziolandia, Nevala, Troll Punishers, Arcriea, Choi Hanji, Justosia, Fildea, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Ateala, Jomamah, Salzcovia, Sanctum Teriaris, Tesco Aisle 17, Salish-Cascadia, Zera Israel, New Xyroxes, Sellaeta, Michigander, Mortionia, Rionion, Clocriestes, Casscata, Caiov, New Derse, Periklia, Greater Portugaliza, Hindustan Sangh, Maxiverse, Zelenaya Dolina, Love Shack, Latin Crimea, Airelle, Jurador, Andstions, Dryf Nation, Argylia, AJTON, The Union of The People of Britannia, Oskland, Photan, Cadonio, Quioni, Bloxian States, Everything Decided at Random, CzechoSaxony, North Arkana, Attempted Socialism, Polynesian Marxist Commonwealth, New Fredoenia, Chao Phraya River, Amdupe, New New New Alabama, Elomania, Return To Peace, Democratic Republic of Magley, Allied Stumbler, Soughts Souble, Tenana, The Silver Vale, East Wali, The Union of Galaxies, Lucedeia, Q w e r t y, Abskosmos, Brackerca, Crilland, U S Eh, Kosova, Teriol, Illusia and Neverendia, Great Mataram, Gildenshtuck, Selfgradatude, Hentaigraado, Yokciq Empire, Straknov, Pannonika, Orogonia, -Urzikstan, PwRepublic, Prismaria, Eurochina, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Ereena, Minilands, Lower Lsana Jes, Viceroy Vincent, Spartoi, Catis, Arch Dornan, Idotistanistan, Luniandez, North Batica, Queen Ravenna Fontainon, Sivka, Verderiesdre, DIMAnism, Kyroth Dreemurr, Yeonguo, Germanic Cat, Chechno-Kalimovski, Coreesa, Down Scoblic, The Zheng Dynasty, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Ziprotscria, Eludmonden, Velon, Kobalera, Xiang Dynasty, Velardland, Leidmark, Myth Of Saints, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Western Vapia, Big Fellas, Wellate, Auztraloupe, Fragrancia, A Nova Terra, Calahy, The New Koreanic Republic, Frieszia, Pribaltic Union, United States of Americanas, Sabaleta, Anampintopia, Barxa, Assault Rifle, The Strawhat pirates, Halsoni, New Clavidor, The Resoland, Krykalin, United Oria, Texaska, Altivia, Socialist Lop, United Kahndaq, SOSKASKID, Rezonovia, Republic Phoenix, The Republic of Sloviskia, Northern Tatria, The Discipled, Tringapore, Nechavia, Burback, Etherion Circadia, Aoncarpa, Democatic Donkeys, The New Oceanic States, Amizadonia, Eralan, Azmenistanian, La Baja California, The Tender Defenders, Vancricia, Varithnia, Francois Isidore, The Tony Paporordia, Ubeland, Hyphen, Yaorozu, Kuchyng, Greater Cesnica, Aneth, Flegetonte, Dillimore, Suvarnavarta, Northern Zorbrasnka, Soltid, Tessurum, Tennessee Empire, Machalas, Pesoye, Davidianian, Eylstadt Izetta, Zyropia, Polleend, Ecrax, New NVegas, United States of Rhodes, Nordwald, Yriae, Luconovos, Ignas, Tellaveria, United Bosniaks, Kenonite, Tragesch Firwat, GreaterPolsnan, Arlavan, Neriorki, Kahlua, The Confederation of Earth, Carolias, Hinomia, Aerika, AnnaK, Stal Valley, Krropezka, Hikki, Khedivate-of-Egypt, Avaliona, A Puppet Collector, Royaume des loups, Juba, Tarnistan, Aweentitante, Federal republic of franca, Turtlandia, HeyZay, Lugarvatn, Nevonica, McDonaldsland, Vendonesam, San Alve, Infinite Crafts, Apotheos, Ecorania, Akand Jang Braihir, Riskstan, Russian Brotherhood, Gorutimania, Tiodann, Quzihua, Amestny, United Republic of Birkaal, Bovaternanti, Gridlands WA puppet state, and Singaporen Empire.