| Population | 5.932 billion |
| Capital | Bagópólis |
| Leader | Żȧ-Jeyms Ċaẋṡiq-Þewiṅ |
| Faith | Ṡtátismo |
| Currency | stelo |
| Animal | áglo |
The Ṡtáto of Bagojo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Żȧ-Jeyms Ċaẋṡiq-Þewiṅ with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 5.932 billion bagójánoy are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bagópólis. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient bagója economy, worth a remarkable 1,889 trillion steloj a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 318,578 steloj, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-stelo mansions, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and bagójánoy must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the áglo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ṡtátismo.
Bagojo is ranked 304,678th in the world and 12,098th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.88 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Bagojo, bagójánoy must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-stelo mansions.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.
- : Bagojo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, the well-to-do in The North Pacific are never on time for important appointments.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans.
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