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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 106thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 154thLongest Average Lifespans: 189th
The Ŝtáto of
Moralistic Democracy
Esperanto and Communism - Esperanto kaj Komunismo
Bagójo-na Prezidanto Axel Baqŝićĉevski
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Bagojo

Population3.665 billion

CapitalBagópólo
LeaderBagójo-na Prezidanto Axel Baqŝićĉevski
FaithEsperanto-Komunismo

CurrencyBagójo-na Doláro
AnimalÁglo

The Ŝtáto of Bagojo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bagójo-na Prezidanto Axel Baqŝićĉevski with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 3.665 billion Bagójo-ánoy are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bagópólo. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Bagójo-ána economy, worth 830 trillion Bagójo-na Dolároes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 226,642 Bagójo-na Dolároes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm, countless government officials are accused of espionage, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, and cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the Áglo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Esperanto-Komunismo.

Bagojo is ranked 246,134th in the world and 11,532nd in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 14.25 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 106thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 154thLongest Average Lifespans: 189thMost Subsidized Industry: 232ndHealthiest Citizens: 235thLargest Welfare Programs: 246thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 363rdLowest Crime Rates: 392ndBest Weather: 447thMost Corrupt Governments: 560thMost Efficient Economies: 890thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,230thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,257thMost Pacifist: 1,374thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,607thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,611thLargest Governments: 1,696thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,412thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,685thMost Patriotic: 3,159thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,263rdMost Influential: 3,425thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,645thMost Developed: 4,299thHighest Average Incomes: 4,970thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,774thLargest Black Market: 5,813thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,787thMost Conservative: 9,018thMost Secular: 9,569thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 14,638th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29th in the regionBest Weather: 32nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 49th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 53rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 60th in the regionMost Pacifist: 79th in the regionLargest Governments: 84th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 93rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 95th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 115th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 135th in the regionMost Patriotic: 138th in the regionLargest Black Market: 144th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 155th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 222nd in the regionMost Developed: 254th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 274th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 361st in the regionMost Secular: 420th in the regionMost Conservative: 539th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 732nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 776th in the regionMost Influential: 803rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 867th in the regionMost Stationary: 915th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bagojo was endorsed by The Republic of Ilonan.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, countless government officials are accused of espionage.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, the big red machine has ground to a halt.
  • : Bagojo was endorsed by The Free Land of Hoppem.
  • : Bagojo endorsed The Furry Anarchists of Kuveria.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 445 » The Rhein States, Ellbonnia, Koda-Land, KAP03land, Tachycardia, Gorundu, Ethnon, Dabarastan, Perikuresu, Aerilia, Bankowiata, Shibutani, Sojenre, Hamerica, North Koree, Guer Aike, Evereska, Corfad, Notyoutopia, Tringapore, Kastonvia, Selfgradatude, Ohiyo, Dreadton, Pazair, 0OGA, Hardscrabble, The Concordian Commonwealth, Lulubellia, Siwale, Ayuzhhhhh, Unsophisticate, XD 2, GPT-3, Federation Terra Australis, Madjack, Aenglaland, Wapistan, Q w e r t y, Great Bights Mum, Loutsland, Waystar Fujiwara International, Parpyduckland, Harjad, Yaorozu, El Guajuila, Imperial Pieserged, Dar es Saalam, Verrk, Napnomadia, and 395 others.The Erie Doctrine, Bongo Mountain, Thought Obliteration, Nationeer, Kwaj, Card Kingdom, Maott, ForestMythal, Larger Green Plants, Frances Francis the First of France, Sunto, Milhanex, North Bratislava, Telviesul, Kandorith, Former English Colony, Landraya, Ecrax, Xentherida, Old Emporia, Lofi Girl, Sil Dorsett, Other lands, New Lakemba, Fanthonia, Serketa, Veltvalen, Jesters, Westerhold, Pallaith, Eggplant Island, Wilkshire, Dacian Freelands, The United Federal Nation, Glasvinia, Merconitonitopia, Joevala, Soragan, Kree Turrytopia, Ayushvandra, Tribunalism, Seanat, Gragadoia, Hai Han, Richtugal, Saperisole, Tyirza, Nuchronida, Brandilee, Sino civilization, Krohnsnoe, Randoes, Islaelle, Panterastan, Gorhonia, Ordodio, Myntorya, Very Pog, New Zenonia, Upper Canada Republic, Republic Sickle, Tamarvand, Dakota Territories, Emeraldisia, Axlocenthor, Solaria Alliance, Zupla, South Baba, Neavira, Necromonia, The Mighty Roar, Fell Dunn, Fascist Democracy, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Clatoria, Verdonne, Jancokk, Emnaria, Morachia, Pinguioris, Jinju-Do, Northern Socialist Council Republics, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Liberum Hibernia, Inspiratus, Artelesia, Kappacon, The Arat, Nuronte, Jaistein, Therizia, Fratanica, Oannia, FezEmerald, Volstokn, Regallio, Eternal Dominion, Chiho, Veretstania, Klodma, Sachi, Wristopolis, 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