The Ŝtáto of Bagojo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bagójo-na Prezidanto Axel Baqŝićĉevski with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 3.665 billion Bagójo-ánoy are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bagópólo. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Bagójo-ána economy, worth 830 trillion Bagójo-na Dolároes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 226,642 Bagójo-na Dolároes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm, countless government officials are accused of espionage, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, and cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the Áglo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Esperanto-Komunismo.

Bagojo is ranked 246,134^th in the world and 11,532^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 14.25 on the Bus Surprisal Index.