by Max Barry

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5thLargest Welfare Programs: 14thMost Subsidized Industry: 24th
The Ṡtáto of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Since when do amateurs work for my Ṡtáto?!
Żȧ-Jeyms Ċaẋṡiq-Þewiṅ
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population5.932 billion

LeaderŻȧ-Jeyms Ċaẋṡiq-Þewiṅ


The Ṡtáto of Bagojo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Żȧ-Jeyms Ċaẋṡiq-Þewiṅ with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 5.932 billion bagójánoy are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bagópólis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient bagója economy, worth a remarkable 1,889 trillion steloj a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 318,578 steloj, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-stelo mansions, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and bagójánoy must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the áglo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ṡtátismo.

Bagojo is ranked 304,678th in the world and 12,098th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.88 Obesity Rate.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5thLargest Welfare Programs: 14thMost Subsidized Industry: 24thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 45thLongest Average Lifespans: 49thHealthiest Citizens: 85thBest Weather: 166thLowest Crime Rates: 185thMost Corrupt Governments: 230thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 240thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 349thHighest Average Tax Rates: 531stMost Efficient Economies: 534thMost Influential: 582ndMost Advanced Public Education: 596thHighest Poor Incomes: 603rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 608thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 789thLargest Governments: 819thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 882ndMost Pacifist: 976thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,336thMost Patriotic: 1,684thLargest Black Market: 1,918thHighest Average Incomes: 1,949thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,233rdMost Developed: 2,811thTop
Most Authoritarian: 9,146thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,311thMost Conservative: 10,117thHighest Economic Output: 11,007thMost Secular: 13,992ndHighest Food Quality: 14,771stTop
Smartest Citizens: 15,829thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,939thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,194thMost Income Equality: 17,567th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 40th in the regionMost Pacifist: 47th in the regionLargest Black Market: 55th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Patriotic: 76th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 90th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 116th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 147th in the regionMost Developed: 162nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 167th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 193rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 358th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 386th in the regionMost Conservative: 480th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 514th in the regionMost Secular: 575th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 607th in the regionMost Extreme: 644th in the regionMost Stationary: 661st in the regionMost Income Equality: 766th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 807th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 833rd in the regionLargest Populations: 1,076th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, bagójánoy must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-stelo mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.
  • : Bagojo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, the well-to-do in The North Pacific are never on time for important appointments.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 404 » The Rhein States, Koda-Land, KAP03land, Tachycardia, Ethnon, Perikuresu, Aerilia, Bankowiata, Shibutani, Sojenre, Corfad, Notyoutopia, Dreadton, Pazair, Siwale, Ayuzhhhhh, Unsophisticate, XD 2, GPT-3, Aenglaland, Q w e r t y, Great Bights Mum, Loutsland, Parpyduckland, Yaorozu, Napnomadia, The Erie Doctrine, Bongo Mountain, Thought Obliteration, Nationeer, Kwaj, Card Kingdom, Maott, ForestMythal, Frances Francis the First of France, Sunto, North Bratislava, Former English Colony, Landraya, Xentherida, Old Emporia, Sil Dorsett, Fanthonia, Serketa, Westerhold, Pallaith, Eggplant Island, Wilkshire, Dacian Freelands, Merconitonitopia, and 354 others.Joevala, Soragan, Kree Turrytopia, Gragadoia, Hai Han, Randoes, Very Pog, New Zenonia, Upper Canada Republic, Republic Sickle, Tamarvand, Solaria Alliance, Zupla, South Baba, Neavira, Necromonia, Fell Dunn, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Pinguioris, Northern Socialist Council Republics, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, 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