The Collective of Wineclaw is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.537 billion Wineclaws are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Wineclaw economy, worth a remarkable 1,378 trillion cells a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,461 cells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wineclaw's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Wineclaw is ranked 164,321^st in the world and 8,742^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 5,614.68 Standard Monetary Units.