The Collective of Wineclaw is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.88 billion Wineclaws are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wineclaw economy, worth a remarkable 1,101 trillion cells a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,494 cells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wineclaw's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Wineclaw is ranked 7,528^th in the world and 413^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 99.95 Quips Per Hour.