Population | 5.116 billion |
Capital | Nemossos |
Leader | King Celtillos II |
Currency | Sesterce |
Animal | Wild Boar |
The Confederacy of The Arverni Lands is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Celtillos II with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.116 billion Arvernians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nemossos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Arvernian economy, worth a remarkable 1,097 trillion Sesterces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 214,608 Sesterces, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 621,529 per year while the poor average 58,723, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.
Arvernian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous, and Wild Boar sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Arverni Lands's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The Arverni Lands is ranked 39,230th in the world and 1,364th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 75 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Arverni Lands, Wild Boar sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.
- : Following new legislation in The Arverni Lands, schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous.
- : The Arverni Lands was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : The Arverni Lands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : The Arverni Lands was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Nu Elysium.
- : Following new legislation in The Arverni Lands, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
- : Following new legislation in The Arverni Lands, Arvernian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
- : Following new legislation in The Arverni Lands, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth.
- : Following new legislation in The Arverni Lands, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
- : Following new legislation in The Arverni Lands, the media seems excessively interested in what King Celtillos II is wearing this season.
World Assembly
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