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Most Rebellious Youth: 306thLargest Publishing Industry: 308thBest Weather: 524th
The Allied Huggable Fluffies of
Left-wing Utopia
Still supporting freedom and democracy in TNP
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population33.792 billion

LeaderLeland Gaunt


The Allied Huggable Fluffies of Kitabo is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leland Gaunt with a fair hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.792 billion Kitaboans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kitaboan economy, worth a remarkable 3,285 trillion quads a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,227 quads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Kitabo's national animal is the likito, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kitabo is ranked 218,907th in the world and 10,148th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 5.71 Insults Per Minute.

Most Rebellious Youth: 306thLargest Publishing Industry: 308thBest Weather: 524thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 560thMost Beautiful Environments: 619thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 737thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 813thHighest Crime Rates: 868thMost Influential: 1,167thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,182ndLargest Populations: 1,242ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,343rdNicest Citizens: 1,717thMost Cultured: 1,724thMost Pacifist: 1,951stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,067thLargest Black Market: 2,190thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,580thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,214thSmartest Citizens: 3,404thHighest Economic Output: 3,708thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,490thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,852ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,880thTop
Most Stationary: 11,413thMost Secular: 16,616thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,925thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,466thLargest Governments: 21,677th
Largest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionBest Weather: 33rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 39th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 81st in the regionMost Cultured: 82nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 84th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 111th in the regionNicest Citizens: 115th in the regionMost Pacifist: 123rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 144th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 156th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 182nd in the regionMost Stationary: 258th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 298th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 348th in the regionMost Influential: 461st in the regionTop
Nudest: 533rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 534th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 559th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 862nd in the regionMost Secular: 867th in the region

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