The Allied Huggable Fluffies of Kitabo is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leland Gaunt with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory vegetarianism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.241 billion Kitaboans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Kitaboan economy, worth a remarkable 2,108 trillion quads a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,108 quads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, and restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Kitabo. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kitabo's national animal is the likito, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kitabo is ranked 57,031^st in the world and 3,031^st in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 41.33 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.