by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 366thMost Influential: 876thNudest: 4,846th
The Holy Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Deus vult
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.328 billion

LeaderKompi the First

Currencygolden septim
AnimalCompycus Toticus

The Holy Empire of Bornodia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kompi the First with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 4.328 billion Bornodians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solitude. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bornodian economy, worth 449 trillion golden septims a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 103,942 golden septims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious fanatics complain of being held down by the earth's gravitational field, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, and a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bornodia's national animal is the Compycus Toticus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Evangelionism.

Bornodia is ranked 30,906th in the world and 827th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,151.71 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 366thMost Influential: 876thTop
Nudest: 4,846thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,940thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,547thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,720thMost Pacifist: 9,216thNicest Citizens: 10,713thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,766thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,066thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,251stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,289thHealthiest Citizens: 12,432ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,710thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,774thLowest Crime Rates: 13,064thMost Inclusive: 14,514thTop
Safest: 15,692ndHighest Food Quality: 15,970thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,435thBest Weather: 18,428thMost Cultured: 20,071stSmartest Citizens: 20,815thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,000thMost Developed: 22,270thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,359thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,238thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,411thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,435thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,692ndLargest Governments: 27,835th
Nudest: 128th in the regionMost Influential: 223rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 244th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 353rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 433rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 453rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 486th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 559th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 576th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 584th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 594th in the regionNicest Citizens: 606th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 615th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 619th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 639th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 662nd in the region

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