The Holy Empire of Bornodia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kompi the First with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 4.328 billion Bornodians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solitude. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bornodian economy, worth 449 trillion golden septims a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 103,942 golden septims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious fanatics complain of being held down by the earth's gravitational field, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, and a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bornodia's national animal is the Compycus Toticus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Evangelionism.

Bornodia is ranked 30,906^th in the world and 827^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,151.71 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.