by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 168thMost Valuable International Artwork: 393rdMost Influential: 432nd
The Holy Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Fear naught but God
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population5.717 billion


AnimalUsean bison

The Holy Kingdom of Ellbonnia is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 5.717 billion Ellbonnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ptolemaeus. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ellbonnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 205,929 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Ellbonnian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, and doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ellbonnia's national animal is the Usean bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ellbonnia is ranked 393rd in the world and 50th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 1,716.71 Bank.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 168thMost Valuable International Artwork: 393rdMost Influential: 432ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,484thMost Developed: 1,517thMost Pacifist: 1,594thNicest Citizens: 1,727thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,735thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,757thLowest Crime Rates: 1,804thHealthiest Citizens: 1,832ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,026thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,094thHighest Food Quality: 2,231stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,328thSafest: 2,339thMost Inclusive: 2,467thLargest Governments: 2,495thMost Cultured: 2,635thTop
Best Weather: 3,156thMost Efficient Economies: 3,171stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,188thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,287thSmartest Citizens: 3,371stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,262ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,419thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,595thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,643rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,806thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,364thHighest Average Incomes: 7,855thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,008thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,501stMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,759thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,935thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,029thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 19,425thHighest Economic Output: 20,651stMost Patriotic: 21,696thMost Secular: 22,606thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,461st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 50th in the regionMost Developed: 89th in the regionMost Pacifist: 89th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 90th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 90th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 91st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 93rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 93rd in the regionMost Influential: 94th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 104th in the regionNicest Citizens: 105th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 109th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 112th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 117th in the regionSafest: 126th in the regionLargest Governments: 127th in the regionMost Cultured: 135th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 137th in the regionMost Inclusive: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 149th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 156th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 163rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 166th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 178th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 178th in the regionBest Weather: 181st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 206th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 209th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 217th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 273rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 275th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 325th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 336th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 425th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 441st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 491st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 621st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 672nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 692nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 759th in the regionMost Secular: 916th in the region

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