The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Montbean with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.782 billion Joeyists hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dolburn. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 3,616 trillion Valies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 282,912 Valies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 279,771^st in the world and 5,287^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 10,184.87 Standard Monetary Units.