The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Zeppelin with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avant-garde cinema, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.98 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 1,081 trillion Beatles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 217,268 Beatles, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, transgender and agender are on the education agenda, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, and there's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 45,220^th in the world and 2,294^th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 3.28 Bank.