The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Zeppelin with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 4.23 billion Joeyists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth 858 trillion Beatles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 202,861 Beatles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, Kangaroo is one of the most popular forenames in Joevala, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Joeyism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Republic of Strongwill.
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Pingree.
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ellbonnia.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, Kangaroo is one of the most popular forenames in Joevala.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days.
- : Joevala voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kuriko".
- : Joevala voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Assembly Trade Rights"".
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