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Rudest Citizens: 1,457thLargest Retail Industry: 1,796thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,962nd
The Holy Joeyist Paradise of
Left-Leaning College State
Hail Joey!
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Joevala

Population11.798 billion

CapitalAtlanta
LeaderMontbean
FaithJoeyism

CurrencyValy
AnimalKangaroo

The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Montbean with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.798 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 3,210 trillion Valies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 272,159 Valies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, Montbean is considering changing the Joeyist flag to one with more glitter, every citizen sounds like a television news anchor, and according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 5,594th in the world and 264th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 113.97 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,457thLargest Retail Industry: 1,796thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,962ndMost Pacifist: 2,712thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,873rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,965thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 3,066thLargest Governments: 3,183rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,526thSmartest Citizens: 3,680thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,711thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,149thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,166thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,665thMost Cultured: 4,790thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,389thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,549thLowest Crime Rates: 5,594thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,856thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,077thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,387thBest Weather: 7,005thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,398thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,003rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,842ndMost Corrupt Governments: 11,333rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,402ndMost Subsidized Industry: 12,593rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,117thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 18,921st
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Rudest Citizens: 57th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 76th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 94th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 132nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 136th in the regionLargest Governments: 143rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 144th in the regionMost Pacifist: 147th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 163rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 164th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 167th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 174th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 191st in the regionMost Cultured: 207th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 227th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 235th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 237th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 245th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 248th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 249th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 259th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 264th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 267th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 296th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 297th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 373rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 403rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 440th in the regionLargest Populations: 607th in the region

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