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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 466thMost Influential: 809thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,598th
The Holy Joeyist Paradise of
Left-Leaning College State
Hail Joey!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population4.98 billion



The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Zeppelin with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avant-garde cinema, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.98 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 1,081 trillion Beatles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 217,268 Beatles, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, transgender and agender are on the education agenda, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, and there's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 45,220th in the world and 2,294th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 3.28 Bank.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 466thMost Influential: 809thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,598thMost Efficient Economies: 2,349thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,372ndTop
Most Pacifist: 2,412thRudest Citizens: 2,449thLargest Retail Industry: 2,899thNicest Citizens: 3,843rdMost Inclusive: 4,365thMost Devout: 4,378thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,420thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,543rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,945thLargest Governments: 5,069thHighest Average Incomes: 5,168thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,585thMost Cultured: 6,117thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,133rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,168thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,709thMost Developed: 6,800thSmartest Citizens: 7,263rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,405thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,405thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,730thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,835thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,017thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,202ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,484thBest Weather: 9,416thLowest Crime Rates: 9,694thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,155thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,454thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,467thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,834thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,976thTop
Largest Black Market: 13,596thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,835thHighest Economic Output: 16,631stHighest Poor Incomes: 16,636thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,595thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,835th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 60th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 114th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 142nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 144th in the regionRudest Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Pacifist: 153rd in the regionMost Devout: 181st in the regionNicest Citizens: 237th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 238th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 249th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 262nd in the regionLargest Governments: 268th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 279th in the regionMost Inclusive: 283rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 284th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 290th in the regionMost Influential: 300th in the regionMost Cultured: 309th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 329th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 348th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 352nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 366th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 373rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 386th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 387th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 402nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 411th in the regionMost Developed: 417th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 454th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 463rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 468th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 501st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 505th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 523rd in the regionBest Weather: 544th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 555th in the regionLargest Black Market: 578th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 594th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 676th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 700th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 716th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 926th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 972nd in the region

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