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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 309thMost Influential: 724thRudest Citizens: 1,733rd
The Holy Joeyist Paradise of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Hail Joey!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population7.655 billion

LeaderEric Phillips


The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eric Phillips with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.655 billion Joeyists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 1,919 trillion Valies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 250,772 Valies, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Bars are packed at all hours, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 65,577th in the world and 2,566th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 7.56 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 309thMost Influential: 724thRudest Citizens: 1,733rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,817thMost Pacifist: 1,843rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,859thMost Efficient Economies: 1,902ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,999thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,747thMost Inclusive: 2,835thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,902ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,139thHighest Food Quality: 3,252ndLargest Governments: 3,311thHighest Average Incomes: 3,876thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,896thMost Developed: 4,232ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,259thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,299thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,458thSmartest Citizens: 4,642ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,655thMost Cultured: 4,919thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,144thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,176thBest Weather: 5,269thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,319thLowest Crime Rates: 5,648thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,082ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,234thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,257thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,482ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,991stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,902ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,218thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,651stHighest Economic Output: 9,974thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,015thMost Devout: 11,541stMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,496thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 14,082ndHealthiest Citizens: 15,502ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,050thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,990thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,440th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 75th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 80th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 100th in the regionMost Pacifist: 108th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 109th in the regionRudest Citizens: 112th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 164th in the regionNicest Citizens: 165th in the regionLargest Governments: 167th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 169th in the regionMost Inclusive: 179th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 180th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 187th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 188th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 192nd in the regionMost Influential: 193rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 194th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 199th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 211th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 214th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 231st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 236th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 244th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 254th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 254th in the regionMost Developed: 256th in the regionMost Cultured: 262nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 266th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 282nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 307th in the regionBest Weather: 311th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 316th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 332nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 332nd in the regionMost Devout: 343rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 384th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 396th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 487th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 575th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 652nd in the regionMost Stationary: 694th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 752nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 782nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 838th in the regionLargest Populations: 852nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 908th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 994th in the regionNudest: 1,036th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1,232nd in the region

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