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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 763rdMost Influential: 1,144thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,104th
The Holy Joeyist Paradise of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Hail Joey!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Joevala

Population4.23 billion

CapitalAtlanta
LeaderZeppelin
FaithJoeyism

CurrencyBeatle
AnimalKangaroo

The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Zeppelin with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 4.23 billion Joeyists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth 858 trillion Beatles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 202,861 Beatles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, Kangaroo is one of the most popular forenames in Joevala, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 218,041st in the world and 9,531st in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 60.29 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 763rdMost Influential: 1,144thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,104thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,859thLargest Retail Industry: 3,253rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,487thRudest Citizens: 3,942ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,181stNicest Citizens: 5,319thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,543rdMost Pacifist: 5,802ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,060thHighest Average Incomes: 6,069thMost Devout: 6,260thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,443rdMost Inclusive: 6,651stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,774thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,920thLargest Governments: 7,248thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,860thMost Cultured: 7,929thMost Developed: 7,978thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,239thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,324thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,704thSmartest Citizens: 9,051stLargest Black Market: 10,061stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,506thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,099thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 11,579thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,696thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,759thLowest Crime Rates: 11,830thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,855thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,254thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,207thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,733rdMost Rebellious Youth: 16,163rdHighest Economic Output: 20,144thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,147th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 97th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 133rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 162nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 204th in the regionRudest Citizens: 206th in the regionMost Devout: 241st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 241st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 281st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 317th in the regionNicest Citizens: 318th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 322nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 336th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 352nd in the regionLargest Governments: 377th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 383rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 385th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 387th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 394th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 406th in the regionMost Cultured: 406th in the regionMost Inclusive: 408th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 443rd in the regionMost Influential: 446th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 458th in the regionMost Developed: 492nd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 506th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 507th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 512th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 516th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 519th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 560th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 593rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 605th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 611th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 622nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 628th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 632nd in the regionMost Average: 648th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 730th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 746th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 946th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Joevala was endorsed by The Republic of Strongwill.
  • : Joevala was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Pingree.
  • : Joevala was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ellbonnia.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, Kangaroo is one of the most popular forenames in Joevala.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days.
  • : Joevala voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kuriko".
  • : Joevala voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Assembly Trade Rights"".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 212 » McMasterdonia, Valentine Z, El Fiji Grande, Guer Aike, Corfad, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Sundred, Territorio di Nessuno, Pazair, Yaorozu, Loutsland, Ethnon, Dabarastan, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Empy, Koda-Land, Holy Oranz, Interdimensional Zone, Siwale, Sil Dorsett, Zumlandia, Austral States of America, Notyoutopia, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, The Tampa Bay Rays, Dreadton, Seenvorland, Steampunk Ariel, Ravendi, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Napnomadia, Loli County, Valhalla123, Avemterra, Great Bights Mum, Gnomewatchers, Shadowrik, Wilkshire, Fendlium, Selfgradatude, Glurponia, Hamerica, Kranostav, Eri-Maqa-Ena, 1 very fast endotarter, Orado, Merconitonitopia, and 162 others.Daiz, Pallaith, Praeceps, Newpromisedland, Moubarakistan, United Kahndaq, East Wushen, Xagill, Sunto, Noahs Second Country, Zyvetskistaahn, Vincone Cae, The Iron Lions, Universal State Formula, Yokciq Empire, The New Communist Republic Of States, Omnistria, The Stratosphere Islands, Wit Noreis, The Endless Eventide, Votak Matim, KhalChicken, Unsophisticate, Runeda, Revolutionary Sealand, Clan Spaniel, Crader, Diodone, Malta Comino Gozo, Xentherida, SORT, Antiyard, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Windmilluminati, Zecit, Varola, Nistriabar, New Lakemba, Unshleepd, Ereena, Wisconsota, New Octicarg, Hyphen, Maott, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Fizban, Westinor, Xatin, Zeternia, Astronomical, Aeolist, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Former English Colony, Prydania, I Like Killing people, Kocherian, Asoc lon, The Calabash Protectorate, Yalgora, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, Joodey, Schnuftelland, Highton Islands, Unimaginable Doom, New Jamgra, Animu Place, Xyrron, Pokemanland, Azzarel, Lemonbiscuits, Free Culture, Madjack, Simone Republic, French Bananastan, TyGerria, Chadinton, Principia Mathematica, Walter Jackson, Xipher, Kragsgale, Buckhem, Innocentic, Changjo, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Sisang, The Bureaucratic Territories, Potatolandium, Andexia, Panama Coalition, Solskjar, WeKnow, U S Eh, Ice and Tinian, Heilhum Imperius, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Nobec, Moszce-Walvard, Harjad, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Eywaan, Dicko, Lulubellia, Chips and Guac, Bend Mai, Cloydicia, Sardona, Elvoreto, Outer Shenendoah, Navsland, Magna Banitia, Jestings, Rozarus, Xarrel, Frahnkzaden, Hardscrabble, Abonland, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Sopernia, Feelonia, Boston Castle, Saphrosynia, Jerzykowo, Draconian Progression, Austrian Confederacy, PotatoFarmers, Religioncord, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, The Unified Missourtama States, Pytong, Arloria, Caffeinetopia, Ozstan, The Clever Crow, Pasargad, Venicea, PEG, Imperial Pieserged, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kastonvia, Free Atlantis, Alice Gardens, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Based Vapia, Ellbonnia, Pingree, and Strongwill.

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