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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 391stMost Influential: 771stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,729th
The Holy Joeyist Paradise of
Left-Leaning College State
Hail Joey!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population5.884 billion



The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zeppelin with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.884 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 1,364 trillion Beatles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 231,834 Beatles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 45,828th in the world and 2,021st in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 3.28 Bank.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 391stMost Influential: 771stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,729thMost Pacifist: 1,873rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,026thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,253rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,339thMost Efficient Economies: 2,787thNicest Citizens: 2,913thMost Inclusive: 3,272ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,333rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,539thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,664thHighest Food Quality: 3,838thLargest Governments: 3,918thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,231stHighest Average Incomes: 4,397thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,765thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,772ndMost Developed: 4,929thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,967thSmartest Citizens: 5,350thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,368thMost Cultured: 5,508thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,669thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,995thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,072ndMost Devout: 6,247thLowest Crime Rates: 6,278thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,392ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,589thBest Weather: 7,385thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,672ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,199thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,101stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,663rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,367thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 11,731stMost Rebellious Youth: 11,895thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,490thHighest Economic Output: 13,511thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,849thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,988thHighest Drug Use: 19,000th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 70th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Pacifist: 117th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 125th in the regionRudest Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 173rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 183rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 206th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 208th in the regionLargest Governments: 211th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 212th in the regionMost Inclusive: 214th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 215th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 216th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 231st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 235th in the regionMost Devout: 239th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 250th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 274th in the regionMost Influential: 275th in the regionMost Cultured: 276th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 277th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 281st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 289th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 299th in the regionMost Developed: 302nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 305th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 306th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 314th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 330th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 346th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 351st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 367th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 404th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 431st in the regionBest Weather: 431st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 438th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 448th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 459th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 516th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 537th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 548th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 597th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 598th in the region

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