The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zeppelin with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.884 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 1,364 trillion Beatles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 231,834 Beatles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 45,828^th in the world and 2,021^st in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 3.28 Bank.