The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eric Phillips with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.655 billion Joeyists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 1,919 trillion Valies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 250,772 Valies, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Bars are packed at all hours, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 65,577^th in the world and 2,566^th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 7.56 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.