The Republic of Yukti is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Arshes Desirath with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.85 billion Yuktians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oblivion. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The thriving Yuktian economy, worth a remarkable 1,370 trillion Miquelis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 98,929 Miquelis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns, and sleeping on the job is recommended. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yukti's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Bacants.

Yukti is ranked 178,683^rd in the world and 8,067^th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 28.55 Insults Per Minute.