The Republic of Yukti is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Lady Arshes Desirath with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.302 billion Yuktians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oblivion. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The strong Yuktian economy, worth 780 trillion Miquelis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 83,938 Miquelis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, and weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yukti's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Bacants.

Yukti is ranked 22,249^th in the world and 1,103^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 62,408.61 Standard Monetary Units.