The Republic of Yukti is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Arshes Desirath with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.535 billion Yuktians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oblivion. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The powerhouse Yuktian economy, worth a remarkable 1,829 trillion Miquelis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is an impressive 104,355 Miquelis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, and being dead no longer has any benefits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yukti's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Bacants.

Yukti is ranked 3,576^th in the world and 173^rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 16,615.61 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.