The Alyssanian Kingdom of Illusia and Neverendia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alyssa Midford with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.897 billion Illuverendians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enigmastadt. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Illuverendian economy, worth a remarkable 2,983 trillion Illuverendian marks a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 377,772 Illuverendian marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, decongestants have replaced Illuverendian marks in street transactions, and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illusia and Neverendia's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Agnosticism.

Illusia and Neverendia is ranked 624^th in the world and 21^st in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 4,394 trillion Standard Monetary Units.