The Great Windy Republic of Neptunian Military Administration is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Konstantina Karagiannis with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.249 billion Neptunians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olympus. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neptunian economy, worth 767 trillion Apols a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,188 Apols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

It can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, the price of freedom is about half a million Apols, and a flood of mandatory divorces burden the courts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neptunian Military Administration's national animal is the Hydra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neptunian Orthodox.

Neptunian Military Administration is ranked 295,764^th in the world and 11,517^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -12.94 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.