The Great Windy Federation of Neptunian Military Administration is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Konstantina Sotiropoulou with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.557 billion Neptunians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Athens. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neptunian economy, worth a remarkable 1,359 trillion Drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 179,857 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protestors are soaking piles of Drachmas in blood to make a point about government incomes, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Neptunian as 'your finger, you fool', and major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason. Crime is totally unknown. Neptunian Military Administration's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Neptunian Orthodox.

Neptunian Military Administration is ranked 13,913^th in the world and 576^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.39 law-abiding acts per hour.