The Hellenic State of Neptunian Military Administration is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chairman Achilles Theodoropoulos with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.455 billion Neptunians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olympus. The average income tax rate is 69.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Neptunian economy, worth 416 trillion Neptuns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 120,497 Neptuns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, Chairman Achilles Theodoropoulos's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neptunian Military Administration's national animal is the Kraken, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Greek Orthodox.

Neptunian Military Administration is ranked 17,975^th in the world and 936^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 66.68 quips per hour.