The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.351 billion Windmilluminati enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 2,194 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 234,688 plums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, babies are increasingly seen as a luxury, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, and vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 1,409^th in the world and 64^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 21,993.76 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.