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Best Weather: 86thLeast Corrupt Governments: 105thHealthiest Citizens: 154th
The Empire of
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The Windmilluminati

Population9.351 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.351 billion Windmilluminati enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 2,194 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 234,688 plums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, babies are increasingly seen as a luxury, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, and vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 1,409th in the world and 64th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 21,993.76 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Best Weather: 86thLeast Corrupt Governments: 105thHealthiest Citizens: 154thLargest Information Technology Sector: 159thMost Compassionate Citizens: 175thNicest Citizens: 217thMost Developed: 227thLongest Average Lifespans: 247thMost Beautiful Environments: 247thSafest: 250thMost Secular: 262ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 305thMost Inclusive: 313thMost Pacifist: 530thMost Scientifically Advanced: 590thHighest Food Quality: 593rdMost Influential: 710thSmartest Citizens: 788thRudest Citizens: 804thLargest Welfare Programs: 810thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,208thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,234thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,409thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,492ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,613thLargest Governments: 1,628thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,644thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,791stLowest Crime Rates: 1,875thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,090thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,238thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 4,251stHighest Average Incomes: 4,749thHighest Economic Output: 8,542ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,920thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,502ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,447thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,312thMost Stationary: 17,177thMost Efficient Economies: 17,833rd
Least Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 28th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionMost Pacifist: 35th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 37th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 38th in the regionRudest Citizens: 56th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 64th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 71st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 71st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 72nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 73rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 83rd in the regionLargest Governments: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 85th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 95th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 107th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 185th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 213th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 216th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 227th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 283rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 453rd in the regionMost Stationary: 468th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 600th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 632nd in the regionLargest Populations: 653rd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 729th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 785th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Windmilluminati voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Crime Victims' Rights Act".
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, babies are increasingly seen as a luxury.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : The Windmilluminati was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : The Windmilluminati endorsed The Free Land of Psykistria.
  • : The Windmilluminati was endorsed by The Free Land of Psykistria.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, television executives are interested in turning Queen Juliana's zany home life into a sitcom.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 334 » Siwale, Pallaith, Shibutani, Yaorozu, Wilkshire, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, Koda-Land, Corfad, The Rhein States, Malta Comino Gozo, PlanetPunk, Azzarel, New Lakemba, Chukstik Illahi, Cinnibar, Vincone Cae, Amestris-Britannia, Omnistria, Antiyard, Alice Gardens, Felpolandia, Holy Oranz, Free Culture, French Bananastan, North Bratislava, Cloydicia, Sunto, Prydania, Necromonia, Former English Colony, New Chilokver, Neo Colorado, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Sil Dorsett, The Iron Lions, Wineclaw, Ateala, Karazan, Frances Francis the First of France, Lemonbiscuits, Diodone, Panama Coalition, Dreadton, East Supple Lund, Detrivania, Unsophisticate, Dicko, and 284 others.Napnomadia, Phoronu, Pavlikstan, LostLegion, Pleroma Sans Romans, United States of Americanas, Vexilia, Old Emporia, United States of Medford, SORT, Soviet Terran, Pasargad, Empy, Guyomartand, Xentherida, Yukti, Ninjak30, Maott, Montarc, Manticore utopia, Western Vapia, Humptalumpta, The Austro Germanic Union, Walter Jackson, Wooleystan, Holy Marcus Empire, The Sinclarian Provinces, Joodey, Zokk, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, United Asgardian States, Ice and Tinian, Ilisseia, Buckerino, Pradovnia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Fengate, Fascist Democracy, Guer Aike, Universal State Formula, Acrabinnia, Votak Matim, Solmetria, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Unimaginable Doom, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Orado, Glurponia, Runeda, The Tampa Bay Rays, Seenvorland, The Stratosphere Islands, Gnomewatchers, Tachycardia, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, Zyvetskistaahn, Merconitonitopia, Valentine Z, Freyford, Xagill, Herzliyya, Xyrron, Aetulia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Ausnakulia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Anungu, Aeurithianar, Dakota Territories, Drutopia Insomnia, Conteria, Altivia, West Hamburg, TJUN-ia, Nova Arcania, Zixu, Lucedeia, Zecit, Kappacon, Miamington, Aeolist, Nisastria, Quentiam Viventem, Nistriabar, Zupla, Singamadri, Vesuva, Marmiedon, Vauquelin, Vagabond Valley, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nationeer, Unshleepd, Khoik, Zeternia, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Nordic-British Union, I Like Killing people, Seanat, Simone Republic, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Etanur, Harjad, Cartures, Lulubellia, Aerilia, Feelonia, Hardscrabble, A Salmon Named Harold, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Zemper Macro, Bankowiata, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Yellops, Nuronte, Ellbonnia, Felora, Svenskskit, Wisconsota, Rinadia, Super Girl, Brsil, Folenz, ForestMythal, Tyirza, Rising Sakura, Just Vibin, Aryan Homeland, Perikuresu, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Card Kingdom, Andanavia, Sopernia, Capablanca, Tibus Heth, Alcavia, Paradeavenlisian States, Logovets, AmManies, United Soviet State of North Amerika, New Trisone, Hellsinky, Jancokk, Naalfgarth, ChristianVille of the USA, Solcius, Laudesia, El Guajuila, The Jerichowan Country, Ayuzhhhhh, Kastonvia, Sojenre, Q w e r t y, Joevala, Destroedor, Intion North, Intelbrazia, Parpyduckland, XD 2, Aenglaland, Klodma, Federation Terra Australis, The Erie Doctrine, Imperial Pieserged, Megopoli, Pazair, DarThvadrville, Jaded Grammarians, Bongo Mountain, Pinguioris, KAP03land, Cobolica, Ohiyo, Bornodia, Laurendon, Konolas, Regallio, Loptous, The Arverni Lands, Marganza, Kandorith, Landraya, Waystar Fujiwara International, Jabenheemskerck, Blyskalia, Stud Hoy, Gragadoia, Gorundu, Telviesul, Brandilee, Bagojo, Sinelona, Westphalie, Inspiratus, Oannia, GPT-3, Hozhor, Eggplant Island, Myrenia, Hops and Malt, Hulldom, Ardonii, Constantinolia, Hoppem, Varisland, Loli County, Zaldir, Leo Islands, Filibustra, Napnap, Gurou, -Azteca Mexico, North Vengiria, Galbadiana, Plangainer, La F, Jupi Utopia, Valiacorkit, United States of Dictators, Trubirohan, Omicron Persei V111, Gildenshtuck, Libertarianists States, Sakupolis, Bud Prussia, Prevaland, Dogtopia of Oz, Dinoium, Sannius, Zemnaya Svoboda, Iviedi, Kingdon of Spades, Heilhum Imperius, Fatski land, Vodea, Bardopia, Tape, Pinky Queen, Unitarian Universalism, Nothing Of Value, The Zheng Dynasty, Piura, Lefevrerismo, Retfor, Selfgradatude, Flasankia Trash, Testnation223, Scroplia, Crilland, Miyasaka, Praestania, Communist Beijing Must be China, Inferior Impor, Surb Clant, Smib, Ishtimbine, Goose lands, Alfenheim, Colonla, Kaulankiland, Berke Khan, Alpajuli of Ciangsans, Sea Star Islands, Hopenadya, Sechiole, Meadowfields, Kormisia, Metakizu, SteelFists, Neptunian Military Administration, Choi Aeguka, Yokciq Empire, Twinbrook, Your Own Medicine, Kileadan Republic, Geezy For Life, and Psykistria.