The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.516 billion Windmilluminati enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 93.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth 189 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,940 plums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark, and people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 34,042^nd in the world and 1,646^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 217,480.3 Standard Monetary Units.