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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 145th Most Influential: 306th Least Corrupt Governments: 1,251st
The Empire of
Left-Leaning College State
Do you want an apple?
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Windmilluminati

Population2.033 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.033 billion Windmilluminati enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth 270 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,081 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Windmilluminati restaurants, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 3,284th in the world and 182nd in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 47.06 Average Smiles Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 145thMost Influential: 306thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,251stBest Weather: 1,453rdTop
Safest: 2,207thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,461stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,515thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,553rdMost Inclusive: 2,688thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,771stHealthiest Citizens: 2,779thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,871stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,922ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,042ndMost Developed: 3,128thRudest Citizens: 3,282ndNicest Citizens: 3,311thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,605thMost Pacifist: 3,614thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,356thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,490thSmartest Citizens: 5,065thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,535thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,638thLowest Crime Rates: 6,150thLargest Governments: 6,882ndMost Secular: 7,924thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,886thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,932ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,454thHighest Drug Use: 12,830thMost Efficient Economies: 15,897th
Least Corrupt Governments: 69th in the regionBest Weather: 81st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 91st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 117th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 118th in the regionSafest: 119th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 130th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 133rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 146th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 153rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 162nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 169th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 170th in the regionMost Inclusive: 174th in the regionRudest Citizens: 176th in the regionNicest Citizens: 185th in the regionMost Developed: 190th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 198th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 208th in the regionMost Pacifist: 209th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 212th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 248th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 273rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 274th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 292nd in the regionLargest Governments: 321st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 352nd in the regionMost Secular: 406th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 432nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 493rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 598th in the regionNudest: 715th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 811th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 818th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Windmilluminati restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
  • : The Windmilluminati was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
  • : The Windmilluminati endorsed The Grand Duchy of Circenn.
  • : The Windmilluminati was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Circenn.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 413 » Fun time land of Fun, Siwale, Dutch Doers, Pallaith, Shibutani, Democritus, Shin-Hachioji, Ostrinios, Yaorozu, The United States of Romania, Territorio di Nessuno, Wilkshire, Ethnon, Aenglaland, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Bayern-Straubing, Notyoutopia, Koda-Land, El Fiji Grande, Oshonia, Corfad, Sinelona, The Rhein States, Malta Comino Gozo, PlanetPunk, Lionia, THX1138, Dar es Saalam, American Expansion, Adkins Station, Castle Federation, Central Ryal, Carcher, Cisplatinaa, Spartoptia, Azzarel, Cam Zazi, New Lakemba, Bonoveitans, Amauri, Daedric Stellar Empire, Beagles Reborn, Chukstik Illahi, Sundred, Cinnibar, Australis Terra, Abject Ludicrosity, CelebrityDude, Vincone Cae, and 363 others.Piptaimerfulopia, Breduria, Agharya, Bananaaaaa, Amerian States, Artemisiana, Atomic Industry Islands, Amestris-Britannia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Choistan, Daiz, Calamazo, Babacar, Newpromisedland, Blackphir, Butcher Bridge, Arimbia, Omnistria, Arqadia, Bidragistan, BrightFutures, Chamocha, Antiyard, Algrund, Birting, Arthur Bomber Harris, Alice Gardens, Brosod, Centraliasmus, Cyrenayca, Uganda Knuckles UK, Mzeusia, Baalkistann, Selfgradatude, Beastos, Caralapace, Dawn Guard, Felpolandia, Federation Terra Australis, United Draconia, Holy Oranz, We Are Number One, Blackwood Coast, Azura Palatina, Free Culture, French Bananastan, The Realm of Dorne, Aroa, North Bratislava, Cloydicia, Free Economic Zone of New Vegas, Kolorland, Camarthen, Flaksis, Kasazzastan, Kelvaros Prime, Dattlovia, Victoriaans Nederlands, Sunto, North Armatas, Bojacks and Jills, Renzic, Prydania, Putinopia, Kokomo Island, New Bremerton, Maovale, Amerikako Estatu Konfederatuak, Necromonia, Former English Colony, New Austra, National Goats, New Pruessen, Dellengard, Nairland, New Eleria, New Chilokver, Neo Colorado, Sunaiya, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Fizban, Changjo, Supercarriers, Copria, Sil Dorsett, Ethereal Expanse, Altivia, Steraz, Papika, Dercia, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Konostra, McMasterdonia, Machendel, The Iron Lions, Kappa Kappa Epsilon, Californian Redwood, Wineclaw, Pria Xennes, Stellaris-Crystaloga, Ateala, Kuveria, Ars Britannia, Karazan, Katschekistan, Frances Francis the First of France, Kubrostavsria, The Notorious Mad Jack, Blackgear, Kalimora Aire, Highton Islands, Kanlidia, Sakaryata, Agrauron, Lemonbiscuits, Partax, Diodone, Outer Egorniand, Neo Hungarica, Zumlandia, Kyrianian, Orven, Xagill, Panama Coalition, Pans Desta, Ostrolia, Gladio II, Rosewood-, Dunebat, Dreadton, East Supple Lund, Yarecir, Colinasia, Australiland, Analomink, Detrivania, Ciri Pole, Unsophisticate, Dicko, East Wushen, Eastern Arctic Islands, Napnomadia, Dopeland420, Cool game nation, Sheldanada, Kararock, Phoronu, Nyenarod, Pavlikstan, Bearical, Oktavio, Palisede, Snoodum, Jontopiary, Durr, United North American, Orenmark, Nairash, Kulgatha, Stat Artha, Sanjurika, Ka Ching, Jumany, Longsword01, LostLegion, Aevoria, Lipton-Querria, Dylanana, Lower East Upingham, Lotia9, Pinguioris, Novingerian Islands, Pleroma Sans Romans, New Aka UNIA Lance, Plumas, Potatolandium, Upper Theigiestanticiania, United States of Americanas, Vexilia, Novo Nitra, Old Emporia, Valhalla123, Shadowrik, United States of Medford, Hong Kong Empire, Velon, Justanistan, United Kingdoms of Islands, Utopotia, Black Templares, SORT, Soviet Terran, Southern Peopoloistopia, Kanerland, Pasargad, Spunkland, Jpia, Empy, Guyomartand, Habanan, Lunallian, Haor Chall, Great Solordia, Ozstan, Xentherida, Gorlan Ruins, Venezuelia, Nuova Belgica, The Pantheons, Yukti, Ninjak30, Lorigia, Fourth Republic of the Philippines, Lotion Empire, McDonaldsland, Maott, Mariadne, Mazuri, Magorostan, Amicities, Montarc, General COE, Overwhelming Regret, Minuda, Mesherica, Manticore utopia, SillyString, Moose repupblic, Phualand, MinaFederal, Republic of Turbin, Grobbillandia, Northern Gala Arment Toustavo, Odrinia, Revolutionary Sealand, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Northeast American Federation, Eraver, The Discipled, Severisen, Torakuen, The Most Freedom Ever, Surikatia, Western Vapia, The Cascade Regions, Indiana Hoosier nation, Wanatah, Gilakistan, Itallitopia, Humptalumpta, Alcaryia, The Austro Germanic Union, The Carverlands, Warsaw-Halicz, Heluthsrew, The Gamer Party, Jasminlandia, Walter Jackson, Test2018, The English Alliance, Heminaw, IraqGreece, Sheldony, Egyptosian, Wooleystan, Iselko, Wunderstrafanstalt, Sea Ghost, Holy Marcus Empire, Jackxanlandia, Republic remmnant, Imperiousation, Shinra, HeartLard, ZimRobwe, The Sinclarian Provinces, Joodey, The Empire of Bangladesh, Tarr-Nation, Thoven, Zupla, Willifusland, Lower Nubia, Militarized Algerstonia, Zokk, The Serdey Islands, JAOECW536, Moubarakistan, Gawdzendia, New Phyrreus, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Olympian Unions, Heken, Timglish Congressional Republic, United Asgardian States, Ice and Tinian, Westerosi Republics, ISOP, Nationeer, Ilisseia, Marxist Luxembourg, Helix Labs, Igritann, Tianqing, Municipality of 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