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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 164th Most Influential: 313th Least Corrupt Governments: 914th
The Empire of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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The Windmilluminati

Population2.395 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.395 billion Windmilluminati enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth 341 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,381 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, Queen Juliana's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, and the government pours millions of plums into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 12,930th in the world and 681st in The North Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 99.37 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 164thMost Influential: 313thLeast Corrupt Governments: 914thBest Weather: 1,224thSafest: 1,557thTop
Most Inclusive: 1,820thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,864thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,869thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,004thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,074thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,217thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,326thMost Developed: 2,407thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,409thHealthiest Citizens: 2,514thNicest Citizens: 2,537thMost Pacifist: 2,562ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,748thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,815thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,121stRudest Citizens: 3,557thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,611thSmartest Citizens: 3,975thLowest Crime Rates: 4,467thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,598thLargest Governments: 4,927thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,202ndMost Secular: 7,358thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,771stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,320thMost Efficient Economies: 12,930thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,170thNudest: 13,610thHighest Average Incomes: 14,404thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,486th
Least Corrupt Governments: 50th in the regionBest Weather: 66th in the regionSafest: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 87th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 94th in the regionMost Influential: 96th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 103rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 105th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 123rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 123rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 127th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 130th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 133rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 134th in the regionMost Developed: 141st in the regionNicest Citizens: 141st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 144th in the regionMost Pacifist: 146th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 148th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 155th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 172nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 197th in the regionRudest Citizens: 206th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 207th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 212th in the regionLargest Governments: 231st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 362nd in the regionMost Secular: 369th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 374th in the regionTop
Nudest: 452nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 516th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 538th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 593rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 681st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 697th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Windmilluminati voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Severisen".
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the government pours millions of plums into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, Queen Juliana's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, dining out often involves giraffes on the plate no matter what you order.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, Queen Juliana can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
  • : The Windmilluminati endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Conogo.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 378 » Fun time land of Fun, Siwale, Pallaith, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, Ostrinios, Yaorozu, The United States of Romania, Territorio di Nessuno, Wilkshire, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Bayern-Straubing, Notyoutopia, Koda-Land, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, Sinelona, The Rhein States, Malta Comino Gozo, PlanetPunk, THX1138, Dar es Saalam, Adkins Station, Castle Federation, Central Ryal, Spartoptia, Azzarel, Cam Zazi, New Lakemba, Amauri, Beagles Reborn, Chukstik Illahi, Sundred, Cinnibar, Abject Ludicrosity, CelebrityDude, Vincone Cae, Piptaimerfulopia, Breduria, Agharya, Bananaaaaa, Amerian States, Artemisiana, Atomic Industry Islands, Amestris-Britannia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Choistan, Daiz, and 328 others.Calamazo, Babacar, Newpromisedland, Blackphir, Arimbia, Omnistria, Arqadia, Bidragistan, BrightFutures, Chamocha, Antiyard, Algrund, Birting, Arthur Bomber Harris, Alice Gardens, Cyrenayca, Uganda Knuckles UK, Mzeusia, Selfgradatude, Beastos, Caralapace, Dawn Guard, Felpolandia, Federation Terra Australis, United Draconia, Holy Oranz, We Are Number One, Blackwood Coast, Free Culture, French Bananastan, Aroa, North Bratislava, Cloydicia, Kolorland, Camarthen, Flaksis, Kasazzastan, Kelvaros Prime, Sunto, North Armatas, Bojacks and Jills, Renzic, Prydania, Putinopia, Kokomo Island, New Bremerton, Maovale, Necromonia, Former English Colony, New Austra, National Goats, New Pruessen, Nairland, New Eleria, New Chilokver, Neo Colorado, Sunaiya, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Fizban, Changjo, Supercarriers, Copria, Sil Dorsett, Ethereal Expanse, Altivia, Steraz, Papika, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Konostra, The Iron Lions, Californian Redwood, Wineclaw, Stellaris-Crystaloga, Ateala, Kuveria, Ars Britannia, Karazan, Frances Francis the First of France, Kubrostavsria, Kalimora Aire, Highton Islands, Kanlidia, Sakaryata, Agrauron, Lemonbiscuits, Partax, Diodone, Outer Egorniand, Neo Hungarica, Zumlandia, Kyrianian, Orven, Panama Coalition, Pans Desta, Ostrolia, Gladio II, Rosewood-, Dreadton, East Supple Lund, Yarecir, Australiland, Analomink, Detrivania, Ciri Pole, Unsophisticate, Dicko, East Wushen, Napnomadia, Dopeland420, Cool game nation, Sheldanada, Phoronu, Nyenarod, Pavlikstan, Bearical, Oktavio, Palisede, Snoodum, Durr, United North American, Orenmark, Kulgatha, Stat Artha, Sanjurika, Ka Ching, Longsword01, LostLegion, Lipton-Querria, Dylanana, Pinguioris, Pleroma Sans Romans, New Aka UNIA Lance, Plumas, Potatolandium, Upper Theigiestanticiania, United States of Americanas, Vexilia, Novo Nitra, Old Emporia, Valhalla123, Shadowrik, United States of Medford, Hong Kong Empire, Velon, Justanistan, United Kingdoms of Islands, Utopotia, Black Templares, SORT, Soviet Terran, Southern Peopoloistopia, Kanerland, Pasargad, Jpia, Empy, Guyomartand, Habanan, Lunallian, Haor Chall, Great Solordia, Ozstan, Xentherida, Venezuelia, Nuova Belgica, The Pantheons, Yukti, Ninjak30, Lorigia, McDonaldsland, Maott, Mariadne, Mazuri, Magorostan, Amicities, Montarc, General COE, Overwhelming Regret, Minuda, Mesherica, Manticore utopia, SillyString, Moose repupblic, Phualand, MinaFederal, Republic of Turbin, Grobbillandia, Northern Gala Arment Toustavo, Odrinia, Revolutionary Sealand, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Discipled, Torakuen, The Most Freedom Ever, Surikatia, Western Vapia, Indiana Hoosier nation, Wanatah, Gilakistan, Itallitopia, Humptalumpta, The Austro Germanic Union, The Carverlands, Warsaw-Halicz, Heluthsrew, The Gamer Party, Jasminlandia, Walter Jackson, Test2018, The English Alliance, Heminaw, Sheldony, Egyptosian, Wooleystan, Iselko, Wunderstrafanstalt, Sea Ghost, Holy Marcus Empire, Jackxanlandia, Republic remmnant, Shinra, HeartLard, ZimRobwe, The Sinclarian Provinces, Joodey, The Empire of Bangladesh, Tarr-Nation, Thoven, Zupla, Willifusland, Lower Nubia, Zokk, The Serdey Islands, JAOECW536, Moubarakistan, New Phyrreus, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Olympian Unions, Heken, Timglish Congressional Republic, United Asgardian States, Ice and Tinian, ISOP, Nationeer, Ilisseia, Marxist Luxembourg, Helix Labs, Igritann, Tianqing, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Northern Glory, Buckerino, Ibalon, Fantoa, Esplandia, Dadastan Archipelago, Hrysos, United States of Straight Sheeple, Riechelburg, INTEGRAL, Pradovnia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Ieprus, Fengate, Musselshell, The Black Cathedral, Asgardira, Ecronentia, Fascist Democracy, SchoolHouse Rock, Guer Aike, Island States of Skelldia, COCONUT-CITY, Voznesheim, Novae, The Kyziban Islands, Mount Timbers, Universal State Formula, Alunya, Sile Maungistan, Ainsworth, Ausnakulia, Elgaland-Vargaland, Jefffliu, Atain, Rogue 1880, Chinese Japanese And Koreans, Shigonia, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Aningem Atron, Suicidistan, Get Away From Me, 1 very fast endotarter, Niradans, Circenn, Acrabinnia, Ofemerica, Helium Kittens United, Votak Matim, Kirnea, Q w e r t y, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, The Chelles, Riverwinde, Guslantis, Ara Antrizuls, Balimut, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Racoda, IsiMUd, Saturns Edge, Peldorn, VarDrade, Swaz Islands, Steampunk Ariel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Plangainer, Marijuana Haven, Hesterin, Kirostan, East Taco, Trillius, Angwayster, and Conogo.

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