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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 179thBest Weather: 275thLeast Corrupt Governments: 281st
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The Windmilluminati

Population5.261 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.261 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 1,051 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,781 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, and government employees from The Windmilluminati dominate international lumberjack competitions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 208,072nd in the world and 10,031st in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -24.41 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 179thBest Weather: 275thLeast Corrupt Governments: 281stMost Influential: 322ndSafest: 479thMost Compassionate Citizens: 493rdMost Inclusive: 576thMost Developed: 597thLargest Information Technology Sector: 602ndMost Secular: 619thNicest Citizens: 631stHealthiest Citizens: 633rdMost Beautiful Environments: 643rdLongest Average Lifespans: 674thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 758thMost Pacifist: 840thMost Valuable International Artwork: 920thMost Advanced Public Education: 928thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,069thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,080thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,096thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,328thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,340thSmartest Citizens: 1,456thRudest Citizens: 1,505thLargest Governments: 1,635thLowest Crime Rates: 1,778thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,152ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,188thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,499thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,247thHighest Average Incomes: 6,316thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,837thMost Efficient Economies: 7,857thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,606thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 14,425thHighest Economic Output: 15,958th
Least Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionSafest: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 28th in the regionMost Developed: 32nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 36th in the regionMost Inclusive: 37th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 38th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 41st in the regionNicest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 44th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 45th in the regionMost Pacifist: 50th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 51st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 64th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 73rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 80th in the regionLargest Governments: 83rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 92nd in the regionMost Influential: 92nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 94th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 94th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 113th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 118th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 133rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 150th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 304th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 326th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 404th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 405th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 497th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 676th in the regionMost Stationary: 813th in the regionLargest Populations: 955th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Windmilluminati voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, government employees from The Windmilluminati dominate international lumberjack competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the TWBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, saying "don't do anything that Queen Juliana wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Queen Juliana's bedroom.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 439 » Siwale, Pallaith, Shibutani, Yaorozu, Territorio di Nessuno, Wilkshire, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, Koda-Land, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, The Rhein States, Malta Comino Gozo, PlanetPunk, Dar es Saalam, Central Ryal, Azzarel, New Lakemba, Chukstik Illahi, Sundred, Cinnibar, Vincone Cae, Amestris-Britannia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Choistan, Daiz, Calamazo, Newpromisedland, Blackphir, Arimbia, Omnistria, BrightFutures, Antiyard, Alice Gardens, Selfgradatude, Felpolandia, United Draconia, Holy Oranz, Free Culture, French Bananastan, Aroa, North Bratislava, Cloydicia, Kasazzastan, Kelvaros Prime, Sunto, North Armatas, Bojacks and Jills, and 389 others.Prydania, Necromonia, Former English Colony, New Pruessen, New Chilokver, Neo Colorado, Sunaiya, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Fizban, Sil Dorsett, The Iron Lions, Wineclaw, Ateala, Karazan, Frances Francis the First of France, Highton Islands, Kanlidia, Lemonbiscuits, Partax, Diodone, Zumlandia, Panama Coalition, Rosewood-, Dreadton, East Supple Lund, Detrivania, Unsophisticate, Dicko, East Wushen, Napnomadia, Dopeland420, Cool game nation, Phoronu, Pavlikstan, Bearical, Orenmark, LostLegion, Dylanana, Pleroma Sans Romans, Plumas, Potatolandium, United States of Americanas, Vexilia, Old Emporia, Valhalla123, Shadowrik, United States of Medford, Velon, SORT, Soviet Terran, Pasargad, Empy, Guyomartand, Habanan, Haor Chall, Xentherida, Venezuelia, Yukti, Ninjak30, Maott, Montarc, Minuda, Manticore utopia, Moose repupblic, Phualand, Revolutionary Sealand, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Discipled, The Most Freedom Ever, Western Vapia, Gilakistan, Itallitopia, Humptalumpta, The Austro Germanic Union, Warsaw-Halicz, The Gamer Party, Walter Jackson, The English Alliance, Wooleystan, Sea Ghost, Holy Marcus Empire, ZimRobwe, The Sinclarian Provinces, Joodey, Tarr-Nation, Zokk, Moubarakistan, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, United Asgardian States, Ice and Tinian, Ilisseia, Tianqing, The Brunchovian 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Cobleck Weleis, Chekrand, Lungha, Loli County, Hamerica, Valatic Ash, Freyford, The Navy Blue, Xagill, Pheonisland, Woodsend, The New Communist Republic Of States, Psychotic Vegans, Wit Noreis, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, Herzliyya, Abonland, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Xyrron, Ihese, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Aetulia, Anne Hathaway, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Ausnakulia, Banabistan, Alamei, Amblegreserland, Alandorria, AAA Provisional Empire, Advancia-Sizzletown, Anungu, Aeurithianar, Arquadea, The Lancerian Empire, Ataraxia Somnia, Dakota Territories, Casiato, Cape Flower, Centromuria, Cors Evia, The United Federal Nation, Prevaland, Drutopia Insomnia, Noesantara, Conteria, Eschatosia, Lazadonil, Fel Imass, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, The Real Ram Ranch, Crader, The Empire of the Clarence, Palmasas, Altivia, Jellies Island, United Federation of Technocrats, Jovian Knights, The World Capitalist Confederation, Yokciq Empire, Great Jenovah, 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