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The Windmilluminati

Population6.623 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.623 billion Windmilluminati hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 1,485 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,278 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, the Windmilluminati Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer plums on liquor and tobacco, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 171,626th in the world and 4,099th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 69.6 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Best Weather: 175thLeast Corrupt Governments: 200thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 243rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 311thSafest: 324thMost Developed: 381stHealthiest Citizens: 381stMost Beautiful Environments: 385thNicest Citizens: 409thMost Inclusive: 413thLongest Average Lifespans: 423rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 436thMost Influential: 469thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 486thMost Pacifist: 598thLargest Welfare Programs: 599thMost Secular: 609thMost Advanced Public Education: 650thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 716thRudest Citizens: 804thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 812thHighest Average Tax Rates: 887thMost Scientifically Advanced: 936thSmartest Citizens: 980thLargest Governments: 1,060thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,092ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,094thLowest Crime Rates: 1,273rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,850thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,126thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,233rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,614thHighest Average Incomes: 4,699thMost Efficient Economies: 7,265thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,975thHighest Economic Output: 11,713thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 18,658thMost Stationary: 22,630th
Least Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 24th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30th in the regionNicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Secular: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 35th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 36th in the regionMost Pacifist: 39th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 44th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 48th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 49th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Governments: 56th in the regionRudest Citizens: 56th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 68th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 116th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 138th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 140th in the regionMost Influential: 146th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 164th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 194th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 228th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 384th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 399th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 413th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 644th in the regionNudest: 737th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 870th in the regionLargest Populations: 950th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 969th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 997th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer plums on liquor and tobacco.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the Windmilluminati Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
  • : The Windmilluminati voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the horniness of the great-horned giraffe is considered a national priority.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 391 » Siwale, Pallaith, Shibutani, Yaorozu, Territorio di Nessuno, Wilkshire, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, Koda-Land, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, The Rhein States, Malta Comino Gozo, PlanetPunk, Dar es Saalam, Central Ryal, Azzarel, New Lakemba, Chukstik Illahi, Sundred, Cinnibar, Vincone Cae, Amestris-Britannia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Daiz, Newpromisedland, Blackphir, Arimbia, Omnistria, BrightFutures, Antiyard, Alice Gardens, Selfgradatude, Felpolandia, Holy Oranz, Free Culture, French Bananastan, North Bratislava, Cloydicia, Sunto, North Armatas, Prydania, Necromonia, Former English Colony, New Chilokver, Neo Colorado, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Sil Dorsett, and 341 others.The Iron Lions, Wineclaw, Ateala, Karazan, Frances Francis the First of France, Highton Islands, Lemonbiscuits, Partax, Diodone, Panama Coalition, Rosewood-, Dreadton, East Supple Lund, Detrivania, Unsophisticate, Dicko, Napnomadia, Dopeland420, Phoronu, Pavlikstan, Bearical, Orenmark, LostLegion, Dylanana, Pleroma Sans Romans, Potatolandium, United States of Americanas, Vexilia, Old Emporia, Shadowrik, United States of Medford, Velon, SORT, Soviet Terran, Pasargad, Empy, Guyomartand, Habanan, Haor Chall, Xentherida, Yukti, Ninjak30, Maott, Montarc, Manticore utopia, Phualand, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Discipled, Western Vapia, Itallitopia, Humptalumpta, The Austro Germanic Union, The Gamer Party, Walter Jackson, The English Alliance, Wooleystan, Holy Marcus Empire, The Sinclarian Provinces, Joodey, Tarr-Nation, Zokk, Moubarakistan, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, United Asgardian States, Ice and Tinian, Ilisseia, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Buckerino, Esplandia, Pradovnia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Fengate, Fascist Democracy, Guer Aike, Island States of Skelldia, Universal State Formula, Acrabinnia, Votak Matim, Solmetria, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Unimaginable Doom, Viridiann, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Astrind, Orado, Glurponia, Runeda, The Tampa Bay Rays, Seenvorland, McMasterdonia, New Octicarg, The Stratosphere Islands, Gnomewatchers, Tachycardia, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, United Kahndaq, Zyvetskistaahn, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Merconitonitopia, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Volstokn, Hamerica, Freyford, Xagill, The New Communist Republic Of States, The Endless Eventide, Herzliyya, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Xyrron, Aetulia, Anne Hathaway, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Ausnakulia, Alamei, Amblegreserland, AAA Provisional Empire, Advancia-Sizzletown, Anungu, Aeurithianar, Arquadea, The Lancerian Empire, Ataraxia Somnia, Dakota Territories, Prevaland, Drutopia Insomnia, Noesantara, Conteria, The Real Ram Ranch, Crader, Altivia, Jovian Knights, Yokciq Empire, Great Jenovah, West Hamburg, TJUN-ia, Rumagna, Nova Arcania, Zixu, Lorigia, Lucedeia, Zecit, Texas States, Kappacon, Miamington, Aeolist, Independent Halls, Kamohoalii, Nisastria, Grue, Quentiam Viventem, Nistriabar, The Sansvich, Tyroshh, Zupla, Varola, Singamadri, Vesuva, Spades Atlantic, The True Frog, Marmiedon, Vauquelin, Vagabond Valley, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Tunofferia, Nationeer, Unshleepd, Ereena, Godwanna, Khoik, Hyphen, Aingard, Wurplestan, Ivernary, Fluffy Noodles, Pleasuretown, Saint Alaric, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Zeternia, Astronomical, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Ivy Rekkia, Sikol, Paul Pasch, Zzozona, Timothea, Termathe, Nordic-British Union, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, The Calabash Protectorate, Asoc lon, Kocherian, Dangine, Innocentic, Seanat, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, Maclare, Simone Republic, Madjack, Northern Glory, Pokemanland, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, WeKnow, Andexia, Solskjar, U S Eh, Eastern Cous Empria, Etanur, Heilhum Imperius, Draconian Progression, Eywaan, Harjad, Cartures, Lulubellia, Aerilia, Morover, Cretox State, Aruvicion, Feelonia, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Hardscrabble, Elvoreto, Navsland, Magna Banitia, A Salmon Named Harold, Jerzykowo, Pytong, Venicea, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, Zemper Macro, Religioncord, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Sanghyeok, Cosamaloapan, PEG, Imperial Pieserged, Kastonvia, Sevinland, Maratabat, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Slyakanya, Dejure, Suspire, Odelinor, Strongwill, East Akra, Nodnarb, Yellops, Nuronte, Ellbonnia, Seijitsu, Hewani, Climeria, Miragnac, Colfes, Felora, Levoth, Galbadiana, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Deum Higle, Bharathvarsh, Svenskskit, Wisconsota, Rinadia, Cereskia, His Enduring Majesty, Moneyflows, Star Kingdom, Que Lukustinardon, Planes, Iberia y las Colonias, Muqatil, Morgul, Darkmondoria, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Nalver And, Brsil, Barabolia, Simadoa, Vesteysia, The Republic of Free Peoples, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Free Salvation, Zemnaya Svoboda, Folenz, Svenskan, Landfinia, Sanjurika, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Trumpski, Travislavania, Questann, Centrialand, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Alexander the Magnus, ForestMythal, Tyirza, Tringapore, Nyock, Rising Sakura, Just Vibin, Galaician Empire, Boston Castle, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, BTProductions, Uzbek Khan, Yoshikage Kira and Killer Queen, Tameside, Qurtuba, Jaxikistan, and Mon Island.

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