The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.748 billion Windmilluminati enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth 417 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,800 plums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets, and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 869^th in the world and 49^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 97.47 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.