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The Windmilluminati

Population6.084 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.084 billion Windmilluminati hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 1,301 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 213,933 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Queen Juliana's questionably sane new coalition partners, and flags are commonly used as bonfire kindling. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 226,155th in the world and 10,422nd in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.28 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Best Weather: 201stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 220thLeast Corrupt Governments: 241stMost Compassionate Citizens: 360thSafest: 368thMost Influential: 390thMost Developed: 436thHealthiest Citizens: 448thMost Inclusive: 462ndMost Beautiful Environments: 466thNicest Citizens: 489thLargest Information Technology Sector: 494thLongest Average Lifespans: 496thMost Secular: 517thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 591stMost Pacifist: 682ndLargest Welfare Programs: 755thRudest Citizens: 760thMost Valuable International Artwork: 840thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 847thMost Advanced Public Education: 854thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 942ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,050thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,078thSmartest Citizens: 1,176thLargest Governments: 1,294thLowest Crime Rates: 1,512thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,518thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,852ndTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,550thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,867thHighest Average Incomes: 5,323rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,121stMost Efficient Economies: 8,303rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,360thTop
Highest Economic Output: 13,223rdMost Subsidized Industry: 19,890thHighest Drug Use: 21,143rd
Least Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionSafest: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionMost Secular: 26th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 28th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 30th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36th in the regionNicest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 37th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40th in the regionMost Pacifist: 42nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 57th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 60th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 60th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 60th in the regionLargest Governments: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 71st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 85th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 120th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 125th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 153rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 170th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 204th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 250th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 311th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 417th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 430th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 457th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 459th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 703rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 848th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 968th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,024th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,032nd in the region

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