The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.084 billion Windmilluminati hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 1,301 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 213,933 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Queen Juliana's questionably sane new coalition partners, and flags are commonly used as bonfire kindling. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 226,155^th in the world and 10,422^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.28 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.