| Population | 5.261 billion |
| Capital | Hackney |
| Leader | Queen Juliana |
| Faith | Agnosticism |
| Currency | plum |
| Animal | giraffe |
The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.261 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 1,051 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,781 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, and government employees from The Windmilluminati dominate international lumberjack competitions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
The Windmilluminati is ranked 208,072nd in the world and 10,031st in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -24.41 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Windmilluminati voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, government employees from The Windmilluminati dominate international lumberjack competitions.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the TWBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, saying "don't do anything that Queen Juliana wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Queen Juliana's bedroom.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 439 » 
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