The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, compulsory vegetarianism, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.535 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 3,867 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,732 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, the Windmilluminati Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 27,298^th in the world and 817^th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,009.18 on the Gilded Widget Scale.