The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.395 billion Windmilluminati enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth 341 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,381 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, Queen Juliana's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, and the government pours millions of plums into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 12,930^th in the world and 681^st in The North Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 99.37 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.