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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 76th Most Influential: 726th Least Corrupt Governments: 3,243rd
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The Windmilluminati

Population628 million



The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 628 million Windmilluminati enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Windmilluminati economy, worth 58.7 trillion plums a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,486 plums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Windmilluminati politicians, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 18,906th in the world and 876th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.38 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 76thMost Influential: 726thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,243rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,200thBest Weather: 7,925thSafest: 8,151stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,292ndNicest Citizens: 9,125thMost Inclusive: 9,187thHealthiest Citizens: 9,215thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,290thTop
Most Pacifist: 10,160thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,839thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,147thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,880thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,096thRudest Citizens: 13,113thSmartest Citizens: 15,514thMost Developed: 15,927thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,045thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,048thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,971stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,098thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,352ndHighest Drug Use: 18,352ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,467th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 158th in the regionMost Influential: 280th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 326th in the regionSafest: 421st in the regionBest Weather: 445th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 452nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 491st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 503rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 511th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 516th in the regionMost Inclusive: 522nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 560th in the regionRudest Citizens: 586th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 614th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 652nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 666th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 679th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 690th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 762nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 778th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 807th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 849th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 854th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 876th in the regionMost Developed: 885th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 919th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,018th in the region

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