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The Windmilluminati

Population11.537 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.537 billion Windmilluminati hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 3,054 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 264,760 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Windmilluminati websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and Queen Juliana's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 303,327th in the world and 9,132nd in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.94 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Best Weather: 62ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 80thHealthiest Citizens: 108thLargest Information Technology Sector: 125thMost Developed: 145thLongest Average Lifespans: 156thMost Compassionate Citizens: 160thMost Beautiful Environments: 175thSafest: 179thNicest Citizens: 201stMost Secular: 208thMost Inclusive: 232ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 250thMost Scientifically Advanced: 438thHighest Food Quality: 498thSmartest Citizens: 535thRudest Citizens: 563rdMost Pacifist: 564thLargest Welfare Programs: 693rdMost Influential: 705thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 724thMost Advanced Public Education: 883rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 921stLargest Governments: 1,043rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,044thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,047thLowest Crime Rates: 1,207thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,248thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,422ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,452ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,531stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,902ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,768thHighest Economic Output: 6,232ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,173rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,076thMost Stationary: 14,621stTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 22,887th
Least Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 23rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 26th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 44th in the regionLargest Governments: 45th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 45th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 46th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 49th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 63rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 82nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 169th in the regionMost Influential: 189th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 195th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 197th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 368th in the regionMost Stationary: 388th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 437th in the regionMost Politically Free: 455th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 567th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 750th in the regionNudest: 781st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 848th in the region

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