The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.537 billion Windmilluminati hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 3,054 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 264,760 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Windmilluminati websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and Queen Juliana's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 303,327^th in the world and 9,132^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.94 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.