The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 1.154 billion Windmilluminati have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth 127 trillion plums a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,569 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 11,861^st in the world and 578^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 88,688.19 Standard Monetary Units.