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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 187th Most Influential: 341st Most Secular: 517th
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The Windmilluminati

Population2.748 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.748 billion Windmilluminati enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth 417 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,800 plums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets, and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 869th in the world and 49th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 97.47 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 187thMost Influential: 341stMost Secular: 517thLeast Corrupt Governments: 869thBest Weather: 917thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,370thSafest: 1,404thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,459thMost Inclusive: 1,532ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,710thTop
Most Developed: 1,777thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,783rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,810thNicest Citizens: 1,843rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,929thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,946thRudest Citizens: 2,087thMost Pacifist: 2,110thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,126thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,205thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,928thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,001stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,115thSmartest Citizens: 3,337thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,677thLargest Governments: 4,285thLowest Crime Rates: 4,311thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,378thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,878thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,545thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,941stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,219thNudest: 11,529thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,892ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,506thHighest Drug Use: 15,361st
Most Secular: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionBest Weather: 57th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 69th in the regionSafest: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 81st in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 95th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 97th in the regionMost Inclusive: 100th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 103rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 104th in the regionMost Developed: 104th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 105th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 108th in the regionNicest Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Influential: 110th in the regionMost Pacifist: 121st in the regionRudest Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 146th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 148th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 155th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 159th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 162nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 180th in the regionLargest Governments: 203rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 209th in the regionNudest: 365th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 380th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 445th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 455th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 462nd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 487th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 536th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 603rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 748th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : The Windmilluminati was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Windmilluminati pirates.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, SPAM is illegal but spam is everywhere.
  • : The Windmilluminati was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 5% for Highest Poor Incomes.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 368 » Fun time land of Fun, Siwale, Pallaith, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, Ostrinios, Yaorozu, The United States of Romania, Territorio di Nessuno, Wilkshire, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Bayern-Straubing, Notyoutopia, Koda-Land, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, Sinelona, The Rhein States, Malta Comino Gozo, PlanetPunk, THX1138, Dar es Saalam, Adkins Station, Castle Federation, Central Ryal, Spartoptia, Azzarel, Cam Zazi, New Lakemba, Amauri, Beagles Reborn, Chukstik Illahi, Sundred, Cinnibar, CelebrityDude, Vincone Cae, Breduria, Agharya, Bananaaaaa, Amerian States, Artemisiana, Amestris-Britannia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Choistan, Daiz, Calamazo, Babacar, Newpromisedland, and 318 others.Blackphir, Arimbia, Omnistria, Bidragistan, BrightFutures, Chamocha, Antiyard, Algrund, Birting, Arthur Bomber Harris, Alice Gardens, Cyrenayca, Uganda Knuckles UK, Selfgradatude, Caralapace, Dawn Guard, Felpolandia, Federation Terra Australis, United Draconia, Holy Oranz, We Are Number One, Free Culture, French Bananastan, Aroa, North Bratislava, Cloydicia, Kolorland, Camarthen, Flaksis, Kasazzastan, Kelvaros Prime, Sunto, North Armatas, Bojacks and Jills, Renzic, Prydania, Kokomo Island, New Bremerton, Necromonia, Former English Colony, New Austra, National Goats, New Pruessen, Nairland, New Eleria, New Chilokver, Neo Colorado, Sunaiya, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Fizban, Changjo, Supercarriers, Copria, Sil Dorsett, Ethereal Expanse, Altivia, Steraz, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, The Iron Lions, Californian Redwood, Wineclaw, Stellaris-Crystaloga, Ateala, Kuveria, Karazan, Frances Francis the First of France, Kubrostavsria, Kalimora Aire, Highton Islands, Kanlidia, Sakaryata, Agrauron, Lemonbiscuits, Partax, Diodone, Outer Egorniand, Neo Hungarica, Zumlandia, Kyrianian, Orven, Panama Coalition, Pans Desta, Ostrolia, Rosewood-, Dreadton, East Supple Lund, Yarecir, Australiland, Analomink, Detrivania, Ciri Pole, Unsophisticate, Dicko, East Wushen, Napnomadia, Dopeland420, Cool game nation, Sheldanada, Phoronu, Pavlikstan, Bearical, Oktavio, Palisede, Snoodum, Durr, Orenmark, Kulgatha, Sanjurika, Ka Ching, Longsword01, LostLegion, Dylanana, Pinguioris, Pleroma Sans Romans, New Aka UNIA Lance, Plumas, Potatolandium, Upper Theigiestanticiania, United States of Americanas, Vexilia, Old Emporia, Valhalla123, Shadowrik, United States of Medford, Hong Kong Empire, Velon, Justanistan, United Kingdoms of Islands, Utopotia, Black Templares, SORT, Soviet Terran, Kanerland, Pasargad, Jpia, Empy, Guyomartand, Habanan, Lunallian, Haor Chall, Great Solordia, Ozstan, Xentherida, Venezuelia, Nuova Belgica, The Pantheons, Yukti, Ninjak30, McDonaldsland, Maott, Mariadne, Mazuri, Magorostan, Montarc, General COE, Minuda, Mesherica, Manticore utopia, SillyString, Moose repupblic, Phualand, MinaFederal, Republic of Turbin, Northern Gala Arment Toustavo, Odrinia, Revolutionary Sealand, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Discipled, Torakuen, The Most Freedom Ever, Surikatia, Western Vapia, Indiana Hoosier nation, Wanatah, Gilakistan, Itallitopia, Humptalumpta, The Austro Germanic Union, Warsaw-Halicz, The Gamer Party, Jasminlandia, Walter Jackson, The English Alliance, Heminaw, Sheldony, Egyptosian, Wooleystan, Iselko, Wunderstrafanstalt, Sea Ghost, Holy Marcus Empire, Jackxanlandia, Republic remmnant, HeartLard, ZimRobwe, The Sinclarian Provinces, Joodey, The Empire of Bangladesh, Tarr-Nation, Thoven, Zupla, Willifusland, Lower Nubia, Zokk, The Serdey Islands, JAOECW536, Moubarakistan, New Phyrreus, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Olympian Unions, Heken, Timglish Congressional Republic, United Asgardian States, Ice and Tinian, ISOP, Ilisseia, Marxist Luxembourg, Helix Labs, Igritann, Tianqing, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Northern Glory, Buckerino, Fantoa, Esplandia, Dadastan Archipelago, Hrysos, United States of Straight Sheeple, INTEGRAL, Pradovnia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Ieprus, Fengate, Musselshell, Asgardira, Ecronentia, Fascist Democracy, SchoolHouse Rock, Guer Aike, Island States of Skelldia, COCONUT-CITY, Voznesheim, The Kyziban Islands, Mount Timbers, Universal State Formula, Alunya, Sile Maungistan, Ainsworth, Ausnakulia, Elgaland-Vargaland, Jefffliu, Atain, Rogue 1880, Chinese Japanese And Koreans, Shigonia, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Suicidistan, Get Away From Me, Niradans, Circenn, Acrabinnia, Ofemerica, Helium Kittens United, Votak Matim, Kirnea, Q w e r t y, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, The Chelles, Guslantis, Ara Antrizuls, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Racoda, Saturns Edge, Peldorn, VarDrade, Swaz Islands, Steampunk Ariel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Plangainer, Marijuana Haven, Hesterin, Kirostan, East Taco, Trillius, Angwayster, Norvayopia, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Rydeum, Unimaginable Doom, Ejhsa, Liberum Mundi, Lost Staria, Brettenia, Viridiann, Seidr Wyrd, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Thiammyalllaland, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Bananoonza, Lomjia, Ikea Rike, The Absolute Monarchy of Minecraft, Vikingiarchy, Aratani, COCOPUFFS, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Free Azzaca, and Test for a new hope.

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