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The Windmilluminati

Population7.299 billion

CapitalHackney
LeaderQueen Juliana
FaithAgnosticism

Currencyplum
Animalgiraffe

The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.299 billion Windmilluminati hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 1,442 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 197,698 plums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, Windmilluminati watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Queen Juliana to meetings with foreign heads of state, and the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 230,133rd in the world and 8,865th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1019.94 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Best Weather: 143rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 168thLargest Information Technology Sector: 211thMost Compassionate Citizens: 242ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 275thHealthiest Citizens: 280thNicest Citizens: 333rdMost Secular: 361stMost Inclusive: 371stMost Developed: 386thMost Beautiful Environments: 410thSafest: 423rdLongest Average Lifespans: 427thMost Influential: 526thMost Pacifist: 731stRudest Citizens: 749thHighest Food Quality: 815thMost Scientifically Advanced: 879thSmartest Citizens: 1,256thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,853rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,091stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,236thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,304thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,959thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,077thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,229thLargest Governments: 3,443rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,462ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,563rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,863rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,876thLowest Crime Rates: 3,918thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,738thHighest Average Incomes: 7,099thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,269thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 12,599thMost Stationary: 20,679thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,202ndMost Efficient Economies: 21,273rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,003rd
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Least Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 24th in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionSafest: 27th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 41st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 45th in the regionMost Pacifist: 49th in the regionRudest Citizens: 56th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 68th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 101st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 115th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 130th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 160th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 163rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 166th in the regionMost Influential: 179th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 190th in the regionLargest Governments: 193rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 194th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 199th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 206th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 210th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 220th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 349th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 403rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 427th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 594th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 673rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 817th in the region

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