The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.033 billion Windmilluminati enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth 270 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,081 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Windmilluminati restaurants, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 3,284^th in the world and 182^nd in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 47.06 Average Smiles Per Day.