by Max Barry

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 811thNicest Citizens: 1,012thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,398th
The United Incorporated States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Will test our strength and honor.
President Jonathan Bernhardt
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population5.771 billion

LeaderPresident Jonathan Bernhardt

CurrencyLaxoimia Dollar
AnimalLaxoimia Flying Parrot Fish

The United Incorporated States of Laxoimia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Jonathan Bernhardt with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 5.771 billion Laxomese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dellmoor. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Laxoimian economy, worth 987 trillion Laxoimia Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,114 Laxoimia Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laxoimia's national animal is the Laxoimia Flying Parrot Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Laxoimia is ranked 3,642nd in the world and 145th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 5,177.89 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 811thNicest Citizens: 1,012thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,398thMost Inclusive: 1,620thMost Efficient Economies: 1,630thHealthiest Citizens: 1,706thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,758thMost Pacifist: 1,905thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,962ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,351stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,512thSafest: 3,534thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,642ndMost Developed: 3,741stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,876thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,164thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,328thBest Weather: 4,639thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,780thMost Cultured: 4,802ndSmartest Citizens: 5,060thLargest Governments: 5,113thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,325thMost Influential: 6,949thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,412thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,416thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,430thHighest Average Incomes: 10,195thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,412thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,604thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,963rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,040thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,586thHighest Economic Output: 18,395thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,412th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 59th in the regionNicest Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 90th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 95th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Inclusive: 114th in the regionMost Pacifist: 120th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 145th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 160th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 163rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 178th in the regionSafest: 194th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 203rd in the regionMost Developed: 230th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 235th in the regionMost Cultured: 238th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 271st in the regionLargest Governments: 275th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 281st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 282nd in the regionBest Weather: 289th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 437th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 447th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 483rd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 505th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 521st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 538th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 580th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 666th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 766th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 969th in the region

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