The United Incorporated States of Laxoimia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Jonathan Bernhardt with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The compassionate population of 6.644 billion Laxomese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dellmoor. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Laxoimian economy, worth a remarkable 1,285 trillion Laxoimia Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,436 Laxoimia Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laxoimia's national animal is the Laxoimia Flying Parrot Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Laxoimia is ranked 3,743^rd in the world and 183^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,579.86 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.