The United Incorporated States of Laxoimia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Jonathan Bernhardt with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 5.771 billion Laxomese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dellmoor. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Laxoimian economy, worth 987 trillion Laxoimia Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,114 Laxoimia Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laxoimia's national animal is the Laxoimia Flying Parrot Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Laxoimia is ranked 3,642^nd in the world and 145^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 5,177.89 on the Societal Mobility Rating.