|Leader||President Jonathan Bernhardt|
|Animal||Laxoimia Flying Parrot Fish|
The United Incorporated States of Laxoimia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Jonathan Bernhardt with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.41 billion Laxomese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dellmoor. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Laxoimian economy, worth a remarkable 1,802 trillion Laxoimia Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 214,271 Laxoimia Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Laxoimian weed picker are way up, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laxoimia's national animal is the Laxoimia Flying Parrot Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Laxoimian weed picker are way up.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
- : Laxoimia endorsed The Corrupt States of Yokciq Empire.
- : Laxoimia was endorsed by The Corrupt States of Yokciq Empire.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, third world countries are rich in "I Love Dellmoor" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, belief that President Jonathan Bernhardt is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
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