by Max Barry

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 651stNicest Citizens: 795thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 936th
The United Incorporated States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Will test our strength and honor.
President Jonathan Bernhardt
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population6.644 billion

LeaderPresident Jonathan Bernhardt

CurrencyLaxoimia Dollar
AnimalLaxoimia Flying Parrot Fish

The United Incorporated States of Laxoimia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Jonathan Bernhardt with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The compassionate population of 6.644 billion Laxomese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dellmoor. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Laxoimian economy, worth a remarkable 1,285 trillion Laxoimia Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,436 Laxoimia Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laxoimia's national animal is the Laxoimia Flying Parrot Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Laxoimia is ranked 3,743rd in the world and 183rd in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,579.86 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 651stNicest Citizens: 795thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 936thMost Inclusive: 1,175thMost Efficient Economies: 1,191stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,325thHealthiest Citizens: 1,604thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,739thHighest Food Quality: 1,783rdMost Influential: 1,941stTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,169thLowest Crime Rates: 2,577thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,733rdMost Developed: 2,890thSafest: 2,955thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,598thLargest Governments: 3,682ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3,743rdSmartest Citizens: 3,764thMost Cultured: 4,075thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,077thBest Weather: 4,232ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,305thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,874thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,549thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,649thMost Pacifist: 6,791stMost Patriotic: 6,808thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,977thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,455thHighest Average Incomes: 7,521stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,856thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,402ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,210thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,463rdMost Armed: 11,495thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,556thHighest Economic Output: 14,503rd
Most Compassionate Citizens: 46th in the regionNicest Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 71st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 79th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 98th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 112th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 117th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 123rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 129th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 143rd in the regionSafest: 164th in the regionMost Developed: 175th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 176th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 195th in the regionLargest Governments: 202nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 212th in the regionMost Cultured: 213th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 213th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 221st in the regionBest Weather: 256th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 276th in the regionMost Patriotic: 302nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 324th in the regionMost Armed: 332nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 336th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 359th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 362nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 380th in the regionMost Pacifist: 382nd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 409th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 478th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 603rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 612th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 636th in the regionMost Influential: 718th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
  • : Laxoimia endorsed The Civilization State of Altivia.
  • : Laxoimia was endorsed by The Civilization State of Altivia.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Laxoimia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Epidemic Investigation Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, much of Laxoimia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, President Jonathan Bernhardt's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 192 » Lulubellia, Empy, Aerilia, Yaorozu, Guer Aike, Kragsgale, Sikol, Orado, Koda-Land, The Tampa Bay Rays, Ellbonnia, Francois Isidore, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Venicea, New Lakemba, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Zemnaya Svoboda, Wilkshire, Illusia and Neverendia, Hamerica, Republica Guilleana, Dreadton, Yokciq Empire, Valentine Z, North Bratislava, Bharathvarsh, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Votak Matim, Wineclaw, Omnistria, Sachi, Cretox State, Frances Francis the First of France, Figyjharli, Nodnarb, WeKnow, Svenskskit, Wapistan, Xentherida, McMasterdonia, Dar es Saalam, Star Kingdom, Shadowrik, Hardscrabble, Selfgradatude, The Republic of Free Peoples, Territorio di Nessuno, and 142 others.Bankowiata, Galbadiana, Loutsland, Dangine, Sunto, Travislavania, The Pantheons, Chips and Guac, Sil Dorsett, Simone Republic, El Fiji Grande, Siwale, Former English Colony, Xagill, Aryan Homeland, Blyskalia, East Akra, Yellops, Tyirza, Great Bights Mum, Kranostav, Wisconsota, Holy Oranz, Aeolist, Ravendi, Clan Spaniel, Xyrron, Libertania Democratica, Pasargad, Draconian Progression, Maott, Steampunk Ariel, Climeria, Mon Island, Seenvorland, ForestMythal, New Celoveniortan, Ethnon, Kromi, Strongwill, Pallaith, Planes, Tsandonown, Seanat, Capablanca, Jaxikistan, Katuda, Runeda, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Nikhilesh23, Merconitonitopia, Andanavia, Seijitsu, Sopernia, The Mazur Empire, Tringapore, Apollo Park, Nova Arcania, Bearical, Unshleepd, Aruvicion, Card Kingdom, Que Lukustinardon, Nation1812, Nationeer, Outer Shenendoah, Sahriastan, Lionia, The Calabash Protectorate, Toilet Man, Vesteysia, Tibus Heth, Praeceps, Solcius, Obelias, Maiorem Americana, Paradeavenlisian States, Busea Planian, Palgo, Anonim, Dabarastan, Malta Comino Gozo, New Michag, Rising Sakura, AmManies, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Teothopia, Nordic-British Union, Lunar Cities of America, Nuronte, Amogus Sussy, Picairn, Antonimus, Religioncord, New Trisone, Unitary Frontiers, Advancia-Sizzletown, Koletsia, Aguaria Major, 1 very fast endotarter, ChristianVille of the USA, Hellsinky, Capitista, Kobagia, ABC, Technocratic-european Countries, Joodey, VictorH, Chuuni Weebs, Skerordere Ang, Perikuresu, Tachycardia, Super Girl, Vincone Cae, Arstungry, Darkmondoria, Jancokk, Joseph Joestar 2nd part, Napnomadia, Liberum Hibernia, Kwaj, Morover, Trodhyarika, Xipher, Baloia, Sojenre, Laudesia, The Jerichowan Country, Pleroma Sans Romans, Haprus Nanari, Democratic Peoples Republic of Helheim, Waldekit, Mitropola, Kastonvia, Q w e r t y, Russila, Seltsames Auge, MTdemocracy, Excedra, Viridiann, and Altivia.

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