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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 434thMost Compassionate Citizens: 540thNicest Citizens: 583rd
The United Incorporated States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Will test our strength and honor.
President Jonathan Bernhardt
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population11.805 billion

LeaderPresident Jonathan Bernhardt

CurrencyLaxoimia Dollar
AnimalLaxoimia Flying Parrot Fish

The United Incorporated States of Laxoimia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Jonathan Bernhardt with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.805 billion Laxomese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dellmoor. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Laxoimian economy, worth a remarkable 2,629 trillion Laxoimia Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 222,755 Laxoimia Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and both criminals and civilians are DOA. Crime is totally unknown. Laxoimia's national animal is the Laxoimia Flying Parrot Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Laxoimia is ranked 5,261st in the world and 268th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.47 law-abiding acts per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 434thMost Compassionate Citizens: 540thNicest Citizens: 583rdMost Inclusive: 805thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,008thMost Influential: 1,062ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,087thHighest Food Quality: 1,088thHealthiest Citizens: 1,094thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,469thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,838thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,909thMost Developed: 1,932ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,133rdBest Weather: 2,258thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,504thMost Cultured: 2,569thMost Pacifist: 2,627thSmartest Citizens: 2,743rdTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,524thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,800thMost Efficient Economies: 3,920thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,142ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,261stMost Patriotic: 5,572ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,029thHighest Economic Output: 8,239thLargest Governments: 9,579thMost Armed: 12,425thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,201stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 15,502ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,586thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,408thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,535thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,868thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,079thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,370th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionNicest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Inclusive: 35th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 38th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 46th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 61st in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 88th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 92nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 96th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 98th in the regionMost Developed: 104th in the regionMost Cultured: 116th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 120th in the regionBest Weather: 134th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 135th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 138th in the regionMost Pacifist: 150th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 175th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 176th in the regionMost Patriotic: 196th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 198th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 222nd in the regionMost Influential: 240th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 250th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 264th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 267th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 268th in the regionMost Armed: 303rd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 407th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 415th in the regionLargest Governments: 469th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 600th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 617th in the regionMost Average: 644th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Laxoimia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Laxoimia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Oloian.
  • : Laxoimia was endorsed by The Free Land of Aeternum Gloria.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, both criminals and civilians are DOA.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Laxoimia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Staynes".
  • : Laxoimia endorsed The Holy pink zombie 1989 hit of Love Shack.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 237 » Empy, Sikol, Koda-Land, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Wilkshire, Dreadton, North Bratislava, Corfad, Votak Matim, Wineclaw, Omnistria, Frances Francis the First of France, Xentherida, Bankowiata, Loutsland, Sil Dorsett, Simone Republic, Siwale, Former English Colony, Xagill, Great Bights Mum, Kranostav, Wisconsota, Aeolist, Pasargad, Maott, Seenvorland, Ethnon, Pallaith, Katuda, Merconitonitopia, Andanavia, Unshleepd, Nationeer, Malta Comino Gozo, AmManies, Amogus Sussy, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, Capitista, Joodey, VictorH, Perikuresu, Vincone Cae, Liberum Hibernia, Kwaj, The Jerichowan Country, and 187 others.Pleroma Sans Romans, Altivia, Holy Marcus Empire, Parpyduckland, Jaded Grammarians, Pazair, Khoik, Laurendon, KAP03land, Cobolica, Bornodia, Regallio, The Arverni Lands, Eggplant Island, Gragadoia, Unsophisticate, Thought Obliteration, Singamadri, GPT-3, Bagojo, Flurbleland, Inspiratus, Oannia, Varisland, Filibustra, Gurou, PotatoFarmers, Omicron Persei V111, Travislavania, Kitzgos, Rex Republic, The Zheng Dynasty, Zyvetskistaahn, Piura, Miyasaka, Antiyard, Sechiole, Hopenadya, Meadowfields, Cartures, Alzaran, The Austro Germanic Union, Arucaria, TyGerria, Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Davidianian, Intion North, Radicaster, Roman Empire August, Wolffoxia, Tsandonown, Darkanistan, Segmebel, Harjad, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Etanur, Transitional Global Authority, Racoda, Arostica, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Dem Republic of Romania, Nordwald, Vlenkenov, Laforeia, Mesvice, PlanetMercury, TamilPesum, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Coalition of Gedran, Jeltronian WA Mission, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Federation of Vanguard, Blyskalia, Esperonia, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Brackerca, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Rinadia, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Ibra, Snipland, Southern Moosetopia, AE2022, Austro-Bavarian States, The Confederate States of America, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Marlducro, Catalis, The United Republic of Mar, South Parter, Viridiann, Furballland, Deliber, Kasazzastan, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Orjald, Northern-Kempia, Emaylecoldapjs, The Amazing Pizza Cat, Frieszia, New Atlantico, Changjo, Lennie Briscoe, New-Ferytland, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Ishtimbine, Kaschovia, Q w e r t y, Dakota Territories, DarkMondoria, Yokciq Empire, ZleekyGgh, Petronellania, Valentine Z, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Harry II, Alire, Faircliff, Bedsonya, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, United Caribbea, Coders, Matryn, The Blind Side, Wonseon, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Evaelis, Libaga, Castle In Confidence, Alogiada, Eurochina, Stauton, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, Concordare, Allied Stumbler, East Deslang, New Terra-Nullius, Bodhisva, CyberEgypt, Neptunian Military Administration, Grith Neria, Jenha, Galbadiana, Lionsroar, Amdupe, Mystiquelle, Izern, Osmauri, Kaiser Dominance, Vertigoism, Kingdom of Time, Halsoni, Sindoesia, Republiqueducroissant, Valiacorkit, Hydra Nation, Bardopia, Transyania, The Kingtonn Republic, Richardostan, Sur Isles, Nephrite Major, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, Velting-Instan, Zandos, Planetary Soviet Socialist Republics, Love Shack, Aeternum Gloria, and Oloian.