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Most Compassionate Citizens: 470thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 497thNicest Citizens: 556th
The United Incorporated States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Will test our strength and honor.
President Jonathan Bernhardt
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population8.41 billion

LeaderPresident Jonathan Bernhardt

CurrencyLaxoimia Dollar
AnimalLaxoimia Flying Parrot Fish

The United Incorporated States of Laxoimia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Jonathan Bernhardt with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.41 billion Laxomese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dellmoor. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Laxoimian economy, worth a remarkable 1,802 trillion Laxoimia Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 214,271 Laxoimia Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Laxoimian weed picker are way up, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laxoimia's national animal is the Laxoimia Flying Parrot Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Laxoimia is ranked 264,478th in the world and 13,653rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -285.3 on the Hayek Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 470thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 497thNicest Citizens: 556thMost Inclusive: 796thMost Influential: 1,020thHighest Food Quality: 1,186thHealthiest Citizens: 1,204thMost Pacifist: 1,454thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,490thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,593rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,599thMost Developed: 2,233rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,502ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,616thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,702ndTop
Best Weather: 2,757thSmartest Citizens: 2,823rdMost Cultured: 2,962ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,213thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,641stSafest: 4,145thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,799thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,855thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,173rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,195thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,380thLargest Governments: 5,416thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,420thHighest Average Incomes: 6,124thMost Patriotic: 7,533rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,568thHighest Economic Output: 10,754thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,842ndTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 16,890thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,862ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,386thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,573rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,619th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionNicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 45th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 59th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 63rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 81st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 98th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 102nd in the regionMost Developed: 126th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 131st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 133rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 143rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 145th in the regionMost Cultured: 150th in the regionBest Weather: 161st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 195th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 201st in the regionSafest: 227th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 237th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 264th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 267th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 270th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 275th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 275th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 277th in the regionLargest Governments: 292nd in the regionMost Influential: 297th in the regionMost Patriotic: 310th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 339th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 362nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 439th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 563rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 590th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 730th in the regionLargest Populations: 756th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 850th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 960th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 993rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,082nd in the regionMost Stationary: 1,205th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,240th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1,399th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Laxoimian weed picker are way up.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Laxoimia endorsed The Corrupt States of Yokciq Empire.
  • : Laxoimia was endorsed by The Corrupt States of Yokciq Empire.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, third world countries are rich in "I Love Dellmoor" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, belief that President Jonathan Bernhardt is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 259 » Lulubellia, Empy, Aerilia, Yaorozu, Guer Aike, Sikol, Orado, Koda-Land, The Tampa Bay Rays, Ellbonnia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, New Lakemba, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Wilkshire, Illusia and Neverendia, Dreadton, Valentine Z, North Bratislava, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Votak Matim, Wineclaw, Omnistria, Frances Francis the First of France, Svenskskit, Xentherida, Dar es Saalam, Hardscrabble, Bankowiata, Loutsland, Sunto, Sil Dorsett, Simone Republic, Siwale, Former English Colony, Xagill, Aryan Homeland, Yellops, Tyirza, Great Bights Mum, Kranostav, Wisconsota, Holy Oranz, Aeolist, Clan Spaniel, Xyrron, Pasargad, Maott, Steampunk Ariel, and 209 others.Seenvorland, ForestMythal, Ethnon, Pallaith, Seanat, Capablanca, Katuda, Runeda, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Nikhilesh23, Merconitonitopia, Andanavia, Sopernia, Nova Arcania, Unshleepd, Card Kingdom, Nationeer, Tibus Heth, Solcius, Paradeavenlisian States, Malta Comino Gozo, New Michag, Rising Sakura, AmManies, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Nordic-British Union, Nuronte, Amogus Sussy, Picairn, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, 1 very fast endotarter, ChristianVille of the USA, Hellsinky, Capitista, Kobagia, ABC, Joodey, VictorH, Perikuresu, Tachycardia, Super Girl, Vincone Cae, Arstungry, Jancokk, Napnomadia, Liberum Hibernia, Kwaj, Sojenre, Laudesia, The Jerichowan Country, Pleroma Sans Romans, Kastonvia, Q w e r t y, Altivia, Destroedor, Naalfgarth, Harjad, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Intion North, Keld, Holy Marcus Empire, Bapaving, Parpyduckland, Eastern Apalstan, XD 2, Aenglaland, Ayuzhhhhh, Federation Terra Australis, The Erie Doctrine, Amestris-Britannia, Imperial Pieserged, Jaded Grammarians, Pazair, Just Vibin, Dakota Territories, DarThvadrville, Bongo Mountain, Khoik, Pinguioris, Laurendon, KAP03land, Cobolica, Ohiyo, Bornodia, Artelesia, Regallio, Marganza, Landraya, The Arverni Lands, Osaka Naomi, Eggplant Island, Kandorith, Blyskalia, Waystar Fujiwara International, -Azteca Mexico, Gragadoia, Unsophisticate, Thought Obliteration, Gorundu, Singamadri, El Guajuila, Telviesul, GPT-3, Bagojo, Flurbleland, Westphalie, Sinelona, Inspiratus, Hozhor, Oannia, Myrenia, Hops and Malt, Buckerino, Hulldom, Ardonii, Loli County, Constantinolia, Hoppem, Zaldir, Domingo-Valenzuela, United Kahndaq, Varisland, Hippogriffia, Napnap, Filibustra, Gurou, Aquila Islands, Low Woodland, PotatoFarmers, Klodma, La F, Amerislovakia, Omicron Persei V111, Cuandolosimpostoress Onrealmentesuspicaz, Galbadiana, Travislavania, Plangainer, Leo Islands, Jupi Utopia, North Vengiria, Valiacorkit, United States of Dictators, Libertarianists States, Kitzgos, Dinoium, Artoriticitys, Sannius, Prevaland, Rex Republic, Heilhum Imperius, Geneva Lacration, The Zheng Dynasty, Selfgradatude, Tape, Fatski land, New Geneland, Demo Troplenia, The African Union States, Kormisia, Bardopia, Unitarian Universalism, Pinky Queen, Gildenshtuck, Immanuelia, Lovarpia, Nothing Of Value, Testnation223, Britle, Sagittarian, Banaus, Zyvetskistaahn, Eastern Arcana, Scroplia, Dai Nippon Teikaku, Piura, Sakupolis, Miyasaka, Praestania, Communist Beijing Must be China, Surb Clant, Neweath, Smib, Lefevrerismo, Diodone, Ishtimbine, Bud Prussia, Choi Aeguka, Liberepublia, Shilshka, Etaima, New Jerusalemm, Dantaess, Berke Khan, Alfenheim, Sea Star Islands, Antiyard, Guslantis, Sechiole, Hopenadya, Meadowfields, Twinbrook, Neptunian Military Administration, SteelFists, Cowbridge, The Union of Galaxies, Sankay, and Yokciq Empire.