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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 456thMost Compassionate Citizens: 516thNicest Citizens: 557th
The United Incorporated States of
Democratic Socialists
Will test our strength and honor.
President Jonathan Bernhardt
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population12.889 billion

LeaderPresident Jonathan Bernhardt

CurrencyLaxoimia Dollar
AnimalLaxoimia Flying Parrot Fish

The United Incorporated States of Laxoimia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Jonathan Bernhardt with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.889 billion Laxomese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dellmoor. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Laxoimian economy, worth a remarkable 2,901 trillion Laxoimia Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 225,091 Laxoimia Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', and youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights. Crime is totally unknown. Laxoimia's national animal is the Laxoimia Flying Parrot Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Laxoimia is ranked 14,377th in the world and 605th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 6,374.62 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 456thMost Compassionate Citizens: 516thNicest Citizens: 557thMost Inclusive: 795thMost Valuable International Artwork: 970thHealthiest Citizens: 1,050thHighest Food Quality: 1,054thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,092ndMost Influential: 1,103rdMost Developed: 1,237thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,358thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,699thBest Weather: 2,071stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,107thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,351stMost Cultured: 2,384thMost Pacifist: 2,496thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,557thSmartest Citizens: 2,596thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,013thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,641stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,665thMost Efficient Economies: 3,758thLowest Crime Rates: 4,466thMost Patriotic: 6,822ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,317thHighest Economic Output: 7,708thLargest Governments: 7,842ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,969thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 14,247thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,377thMost Armed: 14,798thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,205thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,640thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,654thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,689thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,695thMost Income Equality: 25,081stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,292nd
Most Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionNicest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 36th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 42nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 49th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 55th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 66th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 73rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 92nd in the regionMost Cultured: 99th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 101st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 106th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 122nd in the regionBest Weather: 124th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 127th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 129th in the regionMost Pacifist: 137th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 163rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 170th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 192nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 217th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 218th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 235th in the regionMost Influential: 240th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 244th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 259th in the regionMost Armed: 284th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 343rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 360th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 457th in the regionLargest Populations: 545th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 553rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Laxoimia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and Most Income Equality.
  • : Laxoimia was endorsed by The Girl and her Cat of Westinor.
  • : Laxoimia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Writinglegend".
  • : Laxoimia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Tobacco and Electronic Cigarettes"".
  • : Laxoimia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Tobacco and Electronic Cigarettes"".
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, torture is illegal.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 225 » Empy, Sikol, Koda-Land, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Wilkshire, Dreadton, North Bratislava, Corfad, Votak Matim, Wineclaw, Omnistria, Frances Francis the First of France, Xentherida, Bankowiata, Loutsland, Sil Dorsett, Simone Republic, Siwale, Former English Colony, Xagill, Great Bights Mum, Kranostav, Aeolist, Pasargad, Maott, Seenvorland, Ethnon, Pallaith, Merconitonitopia, Andanavia, Unshleepd, Nationeer, Malta Comino Gozo, AmManies, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, Capitista, VictorH, Perikuresu, Vincone Cae, Kwaj, The Jerichowan Country, Pleroma Sans Romans, Holy Marcus Empire, Parpyduckland, Khoik, Laurendon, KAP03land, and 175 others.Bornodia, Regallio, The Arverni Lands, Eggplant Island, Gragadoia, Unsophisticate, Thought Obliteration, Singamadri, GPT-3, Bagojo, Inspiratus, Oannia, Varisland, Filibustra, Gurou, PotatoFarmers, Omicron Persei V111, Kitzgos, Rex Republic, The Zheng Dynasty, Antiyard, Sechiole, Alzaran, The Austro Germanic Union, Arucaria, TyGerria, Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Radicaster, Roman Empire August, Wolffoxia, Darkanistan, Harjad, Russila, Etanur, Transitional Global Authority, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Dem Republic of Romania, Vlenkenov, Laforeia, Mesvice, PlanetMercury, TamilPesum, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Federation of Vanguard, Blyskalia, Esperonia, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Brackerca, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Rinadia, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Snipland, Southern Moosetopia, The Confederate States of America, Marlducro, Catalis, South Parter, Viridiann, Furballland, Deliber, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Orjald, Northern-Kempia, Frieszia, New Atlantico, New-Ferytland, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Ishtimbine, Dakota Territories, Yokciq Empire, Petronellania, Valentine Z, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Alire, Bedsonya, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Coders, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Libaga, Castle In Confidence, Alogiada, Eurochina, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, Allied Stumbler, New Terra-Nullius, Bodhisva, CyberEgypt, Grith Neria, Jenha, Amdupe, Mystiquelle, Izern, Kaiser Dominance, Republiqueducroissant, Valiacorkit, Bardopia, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Tehmistan, New Bismuthium, Hyphen, Armonker, Ham Federation, Sapien-Zustand, Zelenaya Dolina, Segesta, Illusia and Neverendia, Ardok, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Kainin, Eludmonden, New Cordyceps, Fragrancia, CzechoSaxony, Germanic Cat, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Auvangad Eng, Nistriabar, Altivia, Northern Tatria, Aoncarpa, Vancricia, Eralan, Ubeland, The Iron Lions, The New Oceanic States, Suvarnavarta, Yaorozu, Tanbearia, Ziprotscria, Davidianian, Zyropia, Northern Zorbrasnka, Tragesch Firwat, Stal Valley, Hikki, Vendonesam, Northumberlandia, Juba, Royaume des loups, Tiodann, Singaporen Empire, Among us very sus oh no why is it so sus, New Medo, Unloseable, Zecit, Barxa, Comfed, Russian Brotherhood, and Xanditer.